When Crazed Twihards Attack!
The keeper of the unicorns was almost trampled to death by a mob of horny hyenas in NYC today. RPattz was making his way back to his trailer on the set of his movie Remember Me when the fangirls were unleashed and tried to impregnate themselves by dry fucking him. I can smell the chonie cheese from here and it's thick!
Somebody give them the q-tip! Turn the hose on them! Give them a squeaky toy to hump on! What am I blabbing about? None of that would work! Even if you tasered their asses and peppered them in the eyes at the same time, they still wouldn't let up. These psychos had a whiff of RPattz's magic dust and they are in the zone! Nothing can stop them.
The city of New York should probably keep a judge on set at all times to hand out restraining orders, because these crazy bitches are thisclose to crawling through the shit pipe to get into his trailer.
That being said, this whole scenario would be considered perfectly sane if you replaced RPattz with Prince Hot Ginge and the curly-haired loon in the plaid with me.
And there's video:
Poor baby, lets count until he is going comando in a Limo over timesquare, showing all his magical forest meadow...He will crack Im pretty sure, with all those crazy twihards stalking his every move, poor Unicorn greasy stinky baby, he cant even pick his nose for god sake!! Probably he is drinking and smoking his ass right now or just hooking up with the new victim..err, costar.
GO ROB PATTZ you are a living legend to all those guys that never get laid in High School...
OHHH MY GOSh!! Crazy bitches stops dry humping the unicorn magic forest holder!!!! Poor guy, sometimes the price of being a lust-tween idol is become fucking crazy. My theory is that he will be pulling "without boxers" (naked unicorn forest meadow) like Britney and La Lohan..hehehe, well, at least he isn't scary like those two ho's, caca faces. Well, lets face it, he is not Hugh Jackman, he is so thin and doll face that probably doesnt need to shave down there....
God damn you little bitches, leave my MAN alone!!!
Submitted by melmez on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:34am.
I just loooooove that the little bitch in blue shirt and jeans gets slapped in the face by the bodyguard in 0.52 or 0.53 seconds, check it out
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Hahaa you're right! I didn't notice it in the initial rush of madness. Bodyguard just up and smacked her.
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Bottom-feeder.
Those crazy skanks. lol
I will never understand Twilight. I mean if if was Eric from True Blood, I would understand.
Submitted by melmez on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:28am.
I dont even like asking people for authographs let alone jump them.
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I don't, either. I'll just stand there like a normal person, looking em over, taking notes about how they are IRL. So far, ppl are usually skinnier than on screen or they're shorter, sometimes WAY shorter than you'd think. Or way bitchier (Kiefer Sutherland).
I like the kid that plays the werewolf. He looks hot in the promos. I feel like a perv.
lucky horz
I just loooooove that the little bitch in blue shirt and jeans gets slapped in the face by the bodyguard in 0.52 or 0.53 seconds, check it out
I want to be all callous and say "cry me a river Rpatz" but I am so disgusted! I dont like the guy one bit and would generally just wish he got trampled by the girls but it was embarrassing to witness. It's like they think he is not a person but a God, or a worse a piece of furniture! Like that girl in black that is walking alonside him and talking pictures of herself and him like he was just a monument in a city instead of a breathing, walking and probably annoyed human being.
What would make someone act so stupidly! I dont even like asking people for authographs let alone jump them. Maybe cuz I am inside thinking I am so much better than them they wont warrant me ruining my shoes in a chase, or maybe I've never been truly starstruck, but the entire thing was shameful.
Crazy bitches.
Jesus. What would possess someone to act like that? I feel bad for the guy. Crazy bitches. That would piss me off.
I've heard his adult books are really good so yes, I will start reading them as well as re-reading the old ones. Another one of my favs was Road to Nowhere. So many of them would make great movies.
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Don't you know
You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...
bella-faith- christohpher pike was amazing!!! have you ever read any of his adult books? Season of Passage and Sati are such great books!!! recommend.
i enjoyed Witch, the Immortal, and the Last Vampire series!! they were all soo good when i was 13. lol.
Who the hell is he?!
Forget about him. Give me a piece of his bodyguard in the white slacks!
I'd dry hump his fine ass too were it not that I like penetration!
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Submitted by faith_salon on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:45am.
For a minute there I was "over the moon" with excitement that this movie "could" be based on one of America's classics - "Remember Me" by Christopher Pike. Sadly this is not the case, my heart has dropped...this would have been the most blessed movie of the year.
I just looked it up....Remember Me was released in 1989. I feel SO old.
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YES! If you're old then I'm ancient because I've read all of the Christopher Pike series including Remember Me. It had like 2 or 3 sequels as well if memory serves. Another of my fav's was Chain Letter & Chain Letter 2, Monster, Fall Into Darkness, Master of Murder, The Midnight Club. I still have them all too.
I am such a nerd! They need to make these books into movies though. The only one that already has been is Fall Into Darkness but that was years ago made-for-tv movie.
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Don't you know
You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...
I think Rob Pat is soo popular cause he is a white man with nappy hair...Worlds are colliding. As crazy as he is, black folks kinda like Joaquin Phoenix for bucking the white boy's neat appearance syndrome
oh poor boy...i think he looks anxious and a bit rustled up ... that must be a weird twilight "zone" exp...
Pattison seems to enjoy the circus
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*waiting, surmising* Nope, still does nothing for me.
@D2: Haha, ok you got me on the 'literate' part. In my defense, I was exhausted last night and could barely form A sentence let alone a literate one.
@Momus: 'Ramses the Damned' was a great read.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
i've tried...believe me, but i cannot get pattinson's phenomenon.
what is it about this guy that makes people go crazy!? i could understand why young girls like shia la beouf (or whatever you spell his last name) but not this.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
All these crazed Twlight fans girls are making me like the books less and less...
I don't see why they get so crazed about Robert, the books, the films. The only good Twilight book, IMO is the first one, the rest are utter shite. Not worth getting this crazed over.
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Bitch should have seen this coming if he was going to launch his inevitably illustrious acting career as a vampire who sweats glitter.
I really cannot understand this fascination with robert pattinson. when did he become attractive??...cos i really cant see it. hes gross. his teeth, his hair, his FACE. he looks like he smells bad...and apparently he really does. He cant act. I cant sit and watch twishite but from what i have seen the two lead actors cant act at all.
im troubled....bc i really really want to know what the fascination is. I wouldnt be suprised if the whole 'fan' thing was concocted by some PR people to make him seem more popular than he is. curly haired girl in plaid is probably a struggling actress.
If they are all for real...... o.0
Chris Pine on the other hand. I would deffo climb up his shit pipe.
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For a minute there I was "over the moon" with excitement that this movie "could" be based on one of America's classics - "Remember Me" by Christopher Pike. Sadly this is not the case, my heart has dropped...this would have been the most blessed movie of the year.
I just looked it up....Remember Me was released in 1989. I feel SO old.
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
why come i always hear how nyorkers are so cool when it comes to celebrities. they never look at them or follow them like us idiots here in l.a.
guess these must be tourists following him.
Yeah, but see, vampires make it "cool" and "edgy". If she didn't use the vampire schtick, she'd just would have written one of the millions of young adult romance novels thrown into the clearance bin.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by D on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:16pm.
If Ms. Meyer wanted to write about teenage relationships, she did not need vampires. She writes about vampires in teenage relationships ... as opposed to vampires in adult relationships.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:46pm.
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Bwahahahaha, I never thought about how his dick would be cold when they had sex (yes, I've read the dumb books). LOFL, that's some funny shit and my european morning has been made. I bet Stephanie Meyer's didn't think about it either, bwahahaha.
Yes, I'm a bit envious. I'd love to make tons of money off my bad fantasy writing, too. :P
I do feel for Pattzie getting mobbed. That can't be fun and he seems like a decent enough guy in the few interviews I've seen.
MissJane/Girlcheese,
Anne's sister has a werewolf series that is worth checking out! Alice Borchardt!!!
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zomg, Miss Jane - A.N.Roquelare's sleeping beauty series was the freakiest damned shit. Couldn't put it down.
I guess this scene is more believable than that one of the NYC schoolgirls of all colors and nationalities represented running after Blohan for an autograph.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:33pm
NO! you are not gonna make me admit that Austen is a decent writer...d'oh!
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Ugh, I want him.
I love how he's smirking, lol.
@ Xerq i read austen as a teenager. haven't read twilight. something tells me that austen is probably a far better author and yes the p&p story is a bit vapid, but not totally. even that story has more substance and merit than twilight.
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It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:07pm.
i'm gonna go on a limb here and say both are exactly alike. both books don't say anything remotely interesting. it's always the troubled but chivalrous prince ready to marry you and live happily ever after. only difference is one is written by a prudish English virgin and the other by simpleminded Mormon housewife.
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I love me some Anne Rice. The Witching Hou ris a disturbing amazing book. I even followed her into Erotica. Have you read The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty? Worst book ever. ugh.
Doesn't matter how you feel about RPattz that behaviour is disgusting. No one deserves that...except the hiltons and twit and twat.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
What makes me see the impending apocalypse, TITS, (love that name btw), is that the defenders of Twilight and Stephenie Meyers say disturbing things such as, "I know the plot doesn't make any sense and the characters do stupid things, but I love it anyway and I'm a big fan!"
I don't think I'll be cutting back on the martinis any time soon.
he ain't the beatles but he is popular
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@ girl --- i'm inferring from some of the reviews that some people are seriously comparing this dreck to pride and prejudice!!!
that's just sad.
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My computer just told me that I am banned access to this site. IF I AM BADASSED ENOUGH TO BE BANNED/RESTRICTED BY DLISTED, I HAVE MADE IT!!!
No, seriously, there must be some mistake. Unless...
My computer just told me that I am banned access to this site. IF I AM BADASSED ENOUGH TO BE BANNED/RESTRICTED BY DLISTED, I HAVE MADE IT!!!
No, seriously, there must be some mistake. Unless...
Encyclopedia dramatica has this to say about Twilight the movie:
Utilizing the skills of Catherine Hardwicke, this movie is going to be the biggest piece of shit to hit the screens since the Love Guru, but due to its high numbers of fangirls it has already greenlighted a sequel. New Moon, where NOTHING HAPPENS, is going to be a movie too.
@ grill cheese - LOL went and found the reviews at amazon. really biting stuff.
Book review: http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Book-1-Stephenie-Meyer/dp/0316160172
are the movie ones funnier?
choice quote:
I hope I don't spoil anything when I say that the characters start off in the shallow end, and end up in the pool parking lot.
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It's basically as tho we've taken everything of any cultural value and dumbed it down to a fifteen year old's wank fantasy. Go progress!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:32pm.
LOL!! Silly bunnies! Want to talk Anne Rice...read Anne Rampling. Bwhaahahh!
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BTW: Speaking of vampires, and vampire movies, the whole dangerous mystique of vampires is their nocturnalness. Vampires who sparkle in daylight is silly, giddy, tweeniness.
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Got it. Give me about 5 mins. brb
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:04pm.
Why did I call you Mary Jane? I must have marijuana on the brain. :)
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LOL!! Silly bunnies! Want to talk Anne Rice...read Anne Rampling. Bwhaahahh!
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Everyone knows that Twilight is a self-insert fantasy of a repressed Mormon housewife. Rob Pattinson himself has called homegirl "mad" in interviews. Imagine having a fucking stupid dream and getting rich by writing it down. Awesome.