Why Didn't This Ever Happen When I Was In School?
On May 29th, PS17 in Brooklyn gathered a group of kiddies in the school auditorium to watch Disney's Camp Rock starring Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers. Instead of Camp Rock, they got 45 seconds of hardcore porn. No, it wasn't called CAMP COCK: What Purity Ring?.
The New York Post says that kindergartners, first-graders and fifth-graders got an eye-full of a topless chick doing nasty sex acts on the jumbo screen. It played for 45-seconds before one of the teachers pulled the DVD player's plug out of the wall. Other teachers screamed to the kiddies to cover their eyes!
That night, the principal sent a letter to the parents promising them that the evil doer responsible for subjecting their kids to hardcore porn would be caught! The DVD player is usually kept locked in his office, but it was later moved to a different office where anybody could've switched the DVD. The teacher who set up the DVD player in the auditorium didn't realize what was going on, because they walked away to get the disc for Camp Rock.
One parent, who might be a Catholic pilgrim virgin, is so disgusted, because she doesn't even kiss in front of her 6-year-old daughter! The parent said, "She doesn't need to see that! I don't even like to kiss in front of her because I think she's too young. So I'm very angry." I can see her being angry about her kid seeing porn, but doesn't she realize that one of the Jonas Brothers kisses Demi Lovato on the cheek in Camp Rock. Not that I've seen it or anything.....
To be honest, 45-seconds of porn is less disturbing than 90 minutes of the Jonas Brothers. You know, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the director's cut of Camp Rock. Disney is the House of Whores, so maybe they are just being more honest about it nowadays.
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HA! That's what parents/teachers get for calling it a "special kind of hug".
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Ahaha that's freaking hilarious! Seriously though if someone told me I had to watch Camp Rock and porn came on instead that is definitely a miracle in my books.
Personally, I'd rather watch porn than the Jonas Bros, but that's just me.....
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ahahahaha thats too funny
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We did that to my teacher when I was in Junior High. Well, my boyfriend did it...why did *I* get called to the office too...I think we were fist-fighting in class the day before...ANYWAYS! He switched the tape to the uncut (and old by then) version of Girls on Film. We were older but it made our teacher cry.
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We wonder why kids get knocked up at 13 when youve got mothers who wont even kiss in front of them!!!
Actualy,theres not alot of kissing going on in porn movies so it should have been suitable...
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We used to watch movies and do other fun field-day activities the last week of school, typically because we were only there to make up snow days, and typical school work had been over the week before or so. I mean, it IS June 15, school in the south is out, but a lot of my little cousins finish school this week.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:06pm.
I was thinking custodians
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by Maxine on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:20pm.
un-enforceable across the board. Girls are just as stoopit.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
'Cuz those Disney prostitutes are such paragons of virtue.
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That's freaking hilarious.
i guess i would be upset if my little tiffany was subjected to a few seconds of porn, but i think the bigger issue is the mother of the year that won't even kiss in front of her kid...not even on the cheek? alrighty then...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Can someone please explain the "Purity Ring" stuff? Not sure how all that works, given that these are 18-year-old? boys.
I might understand a purity ring for girls.....but how do they plan to enforce it with guys ?
If anyone thinks this wasn't done on purpose needs to wake up. This is some subliminal shit, stamping that in children's minds--sexually innoculating them. And wtf, 45 seconds? That's way too long for teachers to have not noticed what was going on... when they gather that many kids to watch a movie, there is at least 10 teachers and/or staff of the school supervising, like any assembly.... wait why the hell are they wasting time in school to watch Camp Rock?
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Well then, the mom who doesn't kiss in front of her kid will only have hardcore fucking as an example of affection. Good goin' mom!
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Agreed, Triston, hence the uncontrollable laughter.
I keep seeng their little faces, mouths agape; I hear teachers screaming and desks knocked askew.
and still I laugh.
WTF?
During the Superbowl Comcast had a brief porno clip show up. They gave any subscriber who "saw" it $10 buck credit after calling a phone number. I got my $10 credit on the next bill. I say give each of these brats a 31 flavors ice cream certificate and call it a day.
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Oh, please!
If they are watching a Disney film, 9 times out of 10, one of the stars in the movie will be in porn or flashing poon in a matter of months!
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This morning, on my way to my first coffee, npr played a little
of the jonas brothers. i almost drove right into the cafe. i then figured it out: the jonas brothers are the musical equivalent to crocs.
fuck.
oh yeah, Porn Saves Lives! That's the double truth!
I'd be upset too. But WTF no kissing infront of your kid?
Well....that kid is going to grow up with some serious issues.
I know this sounds bad but I can't stop laughing...
I know, it's a terrible thing for children to be exposed to shocking/inappropriate/sexual/exploitative materials but I can't evn tpe I'm aughing so hard.
sorry.
They should relax a bit. Jeez.
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You're a really hard-up elementary school teacher if you have to watch your porn in the school's DVD player.
So that is where my dvd went.
I'd be livid, too.
But I think the one who doesn't kiss in front of her six year old has got to be a lapsed Claymate. The fuck is that?
Find the prankster, spank them (pants down, of course!) in front of everybody and call it a day.
That's pretty fuckin' funny. And I say that as a parent, but I don't know what I'd be sayig if MY kids were to see that.
I'd probably be pissed, but get over it.