Why Didn't This Ever Happen When I Was In School?
On May 29th, PS17 in Brooklyn gathered a group of kiddies in the school auditorium to watch Disney's Camp Rock starring Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers. Instead of Camp Rock, they got 45 seconds of hardcore porn. No, it wasn't called CAMP COCK: What Purity Ring?.
The New York Post says that kindergartners, first-graders and fifth-graders got an eye-full of a topless chick doing nasty sex acts on the jumbo screen. It played for 45-seconds before one of the teachers pulled the DVD player's plug out of the wall. Other teachers screamed to the kiddies to cover their eyes!
That night, the principal sent a letter to the parents promising them that the evil doer responsible for subjecting their kids to hardcore porn would be caught! The DVD player is usually kept locked in his office, but it was later moved to a different office where anybody could've switched the DVD. The teacher who set up the DVD player in the auditorium didn't realize what was going on, because they walked away to get the disc for Camp Rock.
One parent, who might be a Catholic pilgrim virgin, is so disgusted, because she doesn't even kiss in front of her 6-year-old daughter! The parent said, "She doesn't need to see that! I don't even like to kiss in front of her because I think she's too young. So I'm very angry." I can see her being angry about her kid seeing porn, but doesn't she realize that one of the Jonas Brothers kisses Demi Lovato on the cheek in Camp Rock. Not that I've seen it or anything.....
To be honest, 45-seconds of porn is less disturbing than 90 minutes of the Jonas Brothers. You know, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the director's cut of Camp Rock. Disney is the House of Whores, so maybe they are just being more honest about it nowadays.
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To be honest, 45-seconds of porn is less disturbing than 90 minutes of the Jonas Brothers.
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Perhaps Shia LeBeouf could be brought in to counsel the poor little frazzled tykes.
Seeing 45 seconds of some woman getting banged 6 ways til Sunday only becomes TRAUMATIC to kids when you add panicked adults and being yelled at to "Close your eyes!!"
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well she's cute but the jonass brothers gotta go ...soon
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And Spinderella? WTF? Someone's been spending too much time with elementary school students. Dun dun dun... Now you got my permission to freak out.
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Porn? I didn't know Miley Cyrus was in "Camp Rock".
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Now seriously, for someone who posts on dlisted you get offended very easily, Menyc. So you get to tell me my usage of "word" is wrong, however if I tell you I disagree with what you post you spazz out on me. Good for you. Now if you actually "read" what we wrote, you would have realized we weren't calling you a pedo, we were just saying your comment was naive and that it could come off as creepy... Now you're just being stupid. It was just that, an opinion.
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Submitted by menyc on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:53pm.
Wow, are you that idiotic?
I wasn't talking about what the child saw on the screen.
I'm talking about how you as a parent could explain that what the child saw isn't real and that it shouldn't be difficult to talk about how in reality sex should be something beautiful and not something to be ashamed of.
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Fine! Jesus! Enough with lashing my tiger ass. I get what I think (I hope) you are TRYING to say (sex is natural, good) I just
1) disagree that that occasion would be the appropriate time to expound on the beauty of sex
2) the initial posting sounded a lil' pervy to me...sorry but it did...I don't think it's necessary to tell elementary students that sex is beautiful...Nope, sounds too much like what pedo's fill their heads with.
I'm not picking fights or nothing, I'm just sayin what I felt. I'm not accusing anyone of anything...
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I mean really who has said: Word!
since 1992? Who are you, Spindarella?
Wow, are you that idiotic?
I wasn't talking about what the child saw on the screen.
I'm talking about how you as a parent could explain that what the child saw isn't real and that it shouldn't be difficult to talk about how in reality sex should be something beautiful and not something to be ashamed of.
I find these two comments pathetically immature.
Just sayin', asswipe.
Word, manilla ice.
So sorry you can't actually process something.
No offense, but your "enthusiasm" kinda makes you, well,....sound like a child toucher...just sayin'...
I mean, it's not a HUGE deal these kids saw 45 seconds of porn, but to use THAT to bond with your CHILD over SEX???? Um.No. Just.No.
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Word. Not to mention, isn't porn supposed to be extremely raunchy and the farthest thing from the real deal? As in an emotionless act filled with fluids and a bunch of ah ah ah yeah I came ten times already ah ah sounds? That kind of enthusiasm over kids watching porn is Ned Flanderish at best and Michael Jacksonish at worst.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by menyc on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:17pm.
But wouldn't it be pretty great if you knew your child saw this and it gave you an opportunity to have an open, loving conversation about how fantastic sex is and how you two can keep talking openly about it through his/her life and there will be no reasons that he/she should be traumatized by something that one day will make him/her so happy?
I don't understand why this incident cannot be turned into something really positive between a parent and a child.
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No offense, but your "enthusiasm" kinda makes you, well,....sound like a child toucher...just sayin'...
I mean, it's not a HUGE deal these kids saw 45 seconds of porn, but to use THAT to bond with your CHILD over SEX???? Um.No. Just.No.
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Word. Not to mention, isn't porn supposed to be extremely raunchy and the farthest thing from the real deal? As in an emotionless act filled with fluids and a bunch of ah ah ah yeah I came ten times already ah ah sounds? That kind of enthusiasm over kids watching porn is Ned Flanderish at best and Michael Jacksonish at worst.
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Submitted by menyc on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:17pm.
But wouldn't it be pretty great if you knew your child saw this and it gave you an opportunity to have an open, loving conversation about how fantastic sex is and how you two can keep talking openly about it through his/her life and there will be no reasons that he/she should be traumatized by something that one day will make him/her so happy?
I don't understand why this incident cannot be turned into something really positive between a parent and a child.
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No offense, but your "enthusiasm" kinda makes you, well,....sound like a child toucher...just sayin'...
I mean, it's not a HUGE deal these kids saw 45 seconds of porn, but to use THAT to bond with your CHILD over SEX???? Um.No. Just.No.
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But wouldn't it be pretty great if you knew your child saw this and it gave you an opportunity to have an open, loving conversation about how fantastic sex is and how you two can keep talking openly about it through his/her life and there will be no reasons that he/she should be traumatized by something that one day will make him/her so happy?
I don't understand why this incident cannot be turned into something really positive between a parent and a child.
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Submitted by MAD on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:52pm.
I'd be pretty upset if my kid saw porn, it can really warp the brain - particularly those hitting puberty
Jonas bro have fat ass short stumpy legs. I see the fire department forklifting them out of their compound in the future.
Please! That is exactly what Disney sends out to school! Is anyone shocked??? Well besides that one parent. Shit if she barely kisses her husbands....that bitch needs this tape, pronto!!
Remember those 17 girls who all got pregnant at the same time, same school, up in New England. That record will now be broken, all in good time!
As I sit here and think about it! I wonder if this is the RMSEL school in Denver! http://www.rmsel.org/ - sounds like rim, right?The school is full of Pedophille teachers (YES) a friends kid goes there, well did. His parents pulled him out after what went down there! Parents should be aware, that pedo's are not only in the catholic churches. They work in schools!
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Yeah like none of those brats have been exposed to worse. We all know as kids we have seen shit we shouldn't have whether in our own homes or not. And that's goes for EVERYONE.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:48pm.
I want a kid approximately as much as I want leprosy, but that said, I wouldn't want my kid seeing porn OR fucking Jonas Bros.
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yeah I wouldn't want my kid fucking a Jonas brother either!
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These comments are just as funny or even funnier than the story itself!
That bitch with the stick up her ass who won't kiss in front of her kid needs to get a clue. Her little angel is going to see other people kiss, so she'll probably grow up thinking mommy is a cold heartless prude.
As far as the kids seeing porn, a little porn never hurt anyone. Look at me, I'm as normal as fuck.
And I said that with a straight face, not my gay face, my straight one.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
But most importantly: was it "Backdoor Sluts 9"? 'cause you know, that movie was epic.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:13pm.
Tigerlilly - I was like that, too, when I was a baby cheese. One of my friends and I used to read her dad's playboys and try to recreate the poses and expressions. We'd fail in a big big way and end up laughing almost until we peed our pants. This would travel into school as well, with one of us throwing a note at the other saying, "Look at me, look at me." We'd look and the other would be doing a playboy pose, holding up non-existent boobs, retarded facial expression, and we'd crack up in class and get bitched out by the teacher.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Baby Cheese! Yeah, kids are curious about sex,even before they really understand what it is, so like EVERYTHING else in your house, they gonna get into your porn stash.
I mean, if I had a kid and his school did this crap...YEAH, I'd be pissed, but I'd get over it. I'd just have a lil' talk with jr., tell the school they better implement some new policies before showing my kids DVD's and be done with it. I wouldn't even care if the fucker that did it got caught or not (cuz it probably was a kid got into his pappa's porn stash and thought he'd be a Funny McFunningster from Funnytown with a lil' prank...)
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It was probably a few of the 5th graders that switched the dvd.
As a teacher, I'm surprised it took a full 45 seconds for the teachers in the room to react. They were probably hanging out in the back of the room and weren't paying attention! LOL
HAHAHAHAHA...I can laugh because I am not a parent...but that is funny. I walked in one of my parents watching a porn when I was 6. That image is forever burned in my brain.
Maybe that's whats wrong with me!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:59pm.
yea. when i was in elementary school we found one of our friends fathers porn stash. That weekend we ripped out some of the pictures and buried them under the stones in the playground. That monday during recess we would put on our acting faces and tell the girls 'hmmm, whats that stickin' out under the rocks?' lo and behold its some hairy guy sticking his weiner in some Ho. I think we created many a curious slut that day....ahh memories.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Yep, kids is like that. Even when I was older, (about 14 but still...) me and my friend were babysitting for this fat couple. And my friend thought it was HILARIOUS that this fat couple had The Playboy Channel (this was back in the day). So she said to me, 'Those sex channels are sexist because they show ALL the women's business, but they don't show the mens'' I said I didn't believe that. I said I believed they showed peen. Well, she had to prove me wrong, so we spent a good part of the evening COUNTING PEEN (turns out I was right...hehe...I have a 6th sense for PEEN), HOWEVER, they did skimp on the peen quite a bit....We both had to agree there.
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Tigerlilly - I was like that, too, when I was a baby cheese. One of my friends and I used to read her dad's playboys and try to recreate the poses and expressions. We'd fail in a big big way and end up laughing almost until we peed our pants. This would travel into school as well, with one of us throwing a note at the other saying, "Look at me, look at me." We'd look and the other would be doing a playboy pose, holding up non-existent boobs, retarded facial expression, and we'd crack up in class and get bitched out by the teacher.
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I find the whole "purity ring" thing really really creepy. It reminds me of when Joe Simpson gave Jessica a purity ring.
And also.....wtf? You need to have a ring on your finger to remind you every day that you can't have sex? That's just straight up wierd. You either want to have sex or you don't. Why do you need a ring to remind you to not doing something that's against your values? Might as well get a "say no to drugs ring" or a "thou shall not kill ring".
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Submitted by Maxine on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:20pm.
Can someone please explain the "Purity Ring" stuff? Not sure how all that works, given that these are 18-year-old? boys.
I might understand a purity ring for girls.....but how do they plan to enforce it with guys ?
I believe I was in the second grade when I walked in on my Mom and her then-boyfriend doing the "hippity dippity." That moment was very traumatizing for me because the guy kept his fucking socks on during the deed. I haven't been able to look at tube socks the same way since.
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When I was 8 or 9 my BFF and I found her parents Kama Sutra book. At the time we really didn't understand, but knew it was about sex and just giggled like all hell. No trama.
what were the "nasty sex acts" this lady without her bra on was doing?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:59pm.
yea. when i was in elementary school we found one of our friends fathers porn stash. That weekend we ripped out some of the pictures and buried them under the stones in the playground. That monday during recess we would put on our acting faces and tell the girls 'hmmm, whats that stickin' out under the rocks?' lo and behold its some hairy guy sticking his weiner in some Ho. I think we created many a curious slut that day....ahh memories.
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45- seconds of porn is equal to your kid walking in on you and the spouse getting it on.
That is hilarious. Makes me wish I had gone to school in Brooklyn!
Meh, I think most inadvertantly kids get exposed to porn far earlier and far more often than parents realize, even before the interwebs.
When I was a young tiger cub, my friend Jane (not to be confused with my BFF Mary Jane, da green goddess) and I found a book just laying in the grass in front of some shopping center. We thought it was an odd place to find a book, so we took a peak inside to see what it was about. Turns out, it was incest porn, the most vile and disgusting thing I ever read. Really graphic, gross and disturbing... I was HORRIFIED by it, but my Jane thought it was HILARIOUS and quite a find...Kids!
Point is, even though I was horrified by it, I wasn't traumatized by it. It seemed not to affect Jane at all. 45 seconds of porn ain't gonna harm these kids none. I'll reserve comment on the potential harm the Jonas Borthers movie could do....I KEED, I KEED...
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Y'know what's funny about this, those of you who know kids (they're so fucking precious) - they'll be telling everyone all about this way into 4th of July weekend parties and picnics. "And, and, this girl went like this to this other girl (shows a rough example) and then went like THIS!" She's basically reinacting the amazing parts of the movie for party guests while her mother's saying, "Emma, Emma! Remember we TALKED about this earlier? Just drop the subject, please." Her mother walks away and Emma goes back to acting out as much of the movie as she saw, as long as her mother isn't looking. She'll whisper the convos between the actors in your ear, along with, "AH! AH! AH! AH!" Across the lawn her mother's saying, "EMMA!!" I love kids. So glad I don't have any. Emma will be acting out this movie for 4 year olds, 5 year olds, 45 year olds, and 85 year olds. Doesn't matter to her.
Submitted by jenelle on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:34pm.
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Ahaha, my sentiments exactly.
Whoever did this is my hero.
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If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2
I'd be pretty upset if my kid saw porn, it can really warp the brain - particularly those hitting puberty.
However, the mother who doesn't 'kiss' aka show any affection around her daughter is probably just as damaging (and probably raising weird bible-thumping conservatives at that). get a grip lady.
must of been david letterman, i hear he likes jokes about underaged kids and sex ; )
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I want a kid approximately as much as I want leprosy, but that said, I wouldn't want my kid seeing porn OR fucking Jonas Bros.
LMAO I'm surprised the dlist moms aren't up in arms.
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