Monday, June 15th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Serious business woman Vicki from The Real Classy Housewives of Orange County is giving Gretchen a run for her trashy ho money by getting a tattoo ...on her ass.... in a bar - Radar

Sookie's bare stackhouses are back on True Blood - Egotastic!

Fuggie Fug should be covering her face with her hands, not her bubbies - Hollywood Tuna

Drew Barrymore looking like she just got a facial from Mah Boo Andy Cooper - Just Jared

Bloated-Han sipping on 80-proof water in the Hamptons - Lainey Gossip

Sparkly vampire in Manhattan - Popsugar

RiRi in a sex tape! But it could also be Halle Berry. Or Diahann Carroll. Or me in a wig. (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

I'd hit it X 15 - Cityrag

Lady CaCa Nugget - Hollywood Rag

Why did Banksy have to make ice cream look like Tommy Girl's ass after an orgy - Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


stefystef's picture

Looks like Sookie has become a whore *LOL*
Anna's fucking Stephen Moyer (Bill) so it looks pretty natural. She's all grown up now and it looks like she's enjoying it.

I haven't seen the ep yet, but I'm glad my favorite character is coming back *s*

Wait till she starts fucking Eric. Then we are having fun. Who knew vampires were so much fun! *LOL*
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z-listed's picture

OMG, Vicki! You are way too old for this kind of fuckery! Both of her kids are over 18 and granny Vicki here must be having a second round of teensteritis.

This is way too disturbing.

SpacemanSpiff's picture

That dude looks like he's trying to avoid the smell of Vicki's no-no hole.

She's still not as trashy as Tamra.

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You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.

Don't forget to tell your friends!

Meg Griffin Rocks's picture

I can see how you may think it is slow going, the first three last season were, too. The series really picked up toward the middle, which is how I expect this to go.
But, even though the pace was slow in both, we learned a lot. I'm no expert, but that seems to be how Alan Ball works. He did that with 6 Feet Under.....he seems all about getting to the root of the characters.
Whatever it is, it works for me!

mike's picture

I'm bit-torrenting True Blood, but it's an unusually slow-go. :(

miso-horny's picture

I don't think it's RiRi,so someone is gonna get sued.

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Bowchickawawa's picture

Looks like Dr. Drew was right about Lindsay. She's totally lit. Does she really think she's fooling anyone?

Meg Griffin Rocks's picture

Yes, I am SO happy True Blood is back and last night was great! I am trilled that Lafayette is not dead and I can't wait to see what Alan Ball does with his character (I read all the books and am happy to see Alan going in a different direction!)

letinstar's picture

so happy "trueblood" is back on the air...
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E.A.P.'s picture

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:25pm.

Thanks a lot. :)

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EastEndGirl's picture

E.A.P.,

There is a very long thread about it in the forum.

I don't know what you sluts are talking about, I watch corrie and A&E on Mondays. Way to utilize my cable eh?

E.A.P.'s picture

Am I the only one who's excited about True Blood starting again? AND that LaFayette is not dead? I repeat, LaFayette is NOT dead. Anyone? Anyone?

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gucci's picture

thats not rihanna

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Someone said the tape was of a porn star named Lavish Styles. I googled her and it looks just like her.

MizRo's picture

Class acts those OC peeps.

Don't get the "Fergie"-love... Buttaface.

hotslutoftheday's picture

It's funny how on RHOC Vicky harps on her daughter Brianna all the time, yet Brianna has a way better head on her shoulders than her own mother! How did that happen? I'm guessing the great role-model that is her step-dad Don.

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Marilyn v2.0's picture

Gawwwwwd I wish people would stop flashing the peace sign in pictures. Not that I don't agree with the concept of peace - but it's become 'trendy' to flash the peace sign, and it's getting stale now. Enough already. We get it.

About Vicki, well... I'm sure Jeana's got her cunty face on while she is busy forming some "I'm better than the rest of you" opinion. Ugh, I've never liked her. On the other hand, how fucking trashed do you need to be to flash your ass in a bar and have the bartender tattoo it? Another shot, Vicki? "Wooooooohoooooooo!!"

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Haribo's picture

duh, that's my signature! it was meant to appear at the bottom. wtf

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Haribo's picture

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

M.E, no problem! thanks anyway :) and shut the smurt up, thanx as well!

madam s.'s picture

Nice sterile conditions to get a tattoo. And nothing like having someone draw something permanently on your body in the near dark. Bunch of geniuses.

And from the couple of clips I've seen of that "True Blood" show, it just looks terrible. All sex and cheesiness. If I want sex then I'll watch porn, and then watch a good television show.

M.E.'s picture

Haribo - I can't click that link so. IDK. Sorry, I'm no help. :)

shut the smurf up's picture

Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:11pm.
Does Riri have big boobies?
It kind of looks like her... not sure

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Haribo's picture

M.E, the question was do you guys think that's riri? i know...how smart of me!

M.E.'s picture

GIG - SURE! I need a new bar back!

Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:03pm.
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I'm coming to YOUR bar! Need an apprentice?

M.E.'s picture

Haribo - What was the question. I didn't see it.

TheStraightMan's picture

Vicki Gunvalson is one classy broad.
Cheers you cougar, cheers.

M.E.'s picture

Hekki- that looks like a biker dive bar from hell.

I am ANAL about my bar. No one comes back there, except me, or the dishwasher (to restock my glasses and ice) no empty glassed or crap on the bar. After I resalt the rims of my hanging margarita glasses, I wipe the excess off the bar. Keep the napkins and straws full. Immediately wipe up any spills. Wash my mixer and shaker after every use.

That bartender is a JOKE!

Haribo's picture

ok so i guess nobody cares to reply to what i asked...mmk!! thanx
and yes, lindsay should wash her hair more frequently(she always scrathes that empty head of hers).

guest's picture

vicki's kids must be so proud. wonder if that guy bartends too.

Freak Speely's picture

Did the Hosewife fart in the guy's face while getting tattooed? I don't understand, what the...

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tojo's picture

Wow Lindsey IS scratching her head in those Lainey pics...the blind item must have been about her!================================================
the end...

christine the hoff's picture

I'm so sick of blohan, she needs to curl up and die already.
no career, unless you count sucking samro's peen clit.

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jennagirl's picture

I randomly put on HBO last night and caught that one scene from True Blood. Her tits are indeed, perfection and that whole scene was hot.

Hekki's picture

M.E.: Right?

I find that most bartenders take their work pretty seriously and don't mess around. It's a real profession and a calling.

Whoever is running that bar is a clown.

Provolone's picture

hohans body is turning into wino's. that is not good.

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bitchette's picture

i'm still confused as to why their tattoo parlor is behind a bar?

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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 3:04pm.
it looks like George W. Bush is the tattoo artist... how the mighty have fallen.
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Yeah, I remember when you could respect a tattoo artist.

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dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 3:29pm

DRAMA!!!!!!

So did I. But I think Glambert = Glitter and anything Twilight = Sparkly.
Unicorns optional for both.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

bitchette's picture

lindsay- we all know there's vodka in your bottle. we figured out that trick in jr high. and holy coke bloat.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 3:12pm.
"Sparkly vampire in Manhattan"
That should totally be a movie title starring Adam Glambert.

Bradi, I was totally expecting it to be a Glamberacci post when I clicked it!
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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

i have been watching Fashion TV, they show all the shows, models, hair & make up, etc..., anyway, that Jessica Stam chick looks like LiLo on the runway.
Is she aware of this?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

M.E.'s picture

Um, another bartender rule NO ONE is allowed behind the bar. NO ONE except YOU (the bartender)

M.E.'s picture

Blohan's constant "I SMELL SHIT" face is making me stabby.

She looks like a complete hobo in those pics.

soul's picture

Viki has to have some fun! her family sucks the life out of her.
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shut the smurf up's picture

Lady Gaga's mini me is 100 times better looking than the real one.
I want Anna Paquin Boobies.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Hekki's picture

OK. And why is the tattoo artist looking up at a weird angle? Maybe he's trying not to smell that mess.

And what kind of bartender keeps such a messy bar? Any self-respecting bartender wouldn't have all that clutter all over the bar. Professional bartenders keep a neat work surface.

And ANOTHER THING. What kind of bar uses plastic fucking cups? The kind whose patrons are so diehard they don't want to risk broken glass. No one can get shanked with a broken plastic cup.

putsomestankonit's picture

True Blood is a porno?

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Zanna's picture

The dude doing the tat looks like he's leaning back from the stank...