Just A Couple Of Newlyweds
After Bruce Willis married 32-year-old model Emma Herring, they didn't release or sell any wedding pictures. Instead, they decided to share their love for each other with the world by posing in a half-nekkid bondage-themed photo shoot for W Magazine. Nothing says "what a loverly couple" like killer clowns, chains, latex and a jacket made from Vadge's sascrotch.
As much as I'm tingling (not really) over seeing Bruce's 54-year-old junk stuffed into flesh-colored chonies, it feels like Posh & Becks have done this shoot a zillion times. Shit. Their family album probably looks just like this. I mean, Emma basically looks like Posh going to Starbucks....LAST YEAR.
This shoot needed less of them looking constipated and confused and more of Bruce showing the goods. Emma's titty sacks make an appearance twice, but Bruce doesn't even flash a little of his Willis wang. Not even the tip.
Click here to see more NSFWish pictures from the shoot. You can also read the article that goes with this shit here, but it's basically just them jacking each other off over and over again.
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Wow, I'd be super embarrassed if this was my dad. Just don't procreate with Bruce-he's got the uglies in his genes!
I like her boots....
that's it.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Um. Errrr. That last thumb made me really uncomfortable.
Bruce is only 54? I thought he was at least 60.
Anyway, he's too old for that kind of shit. He should play golf instead and hire hookers, not marry them.
Bruce is what like 5 feet 6 in?
I once ran into him and he was a very little man.
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I guess they're taking stab at being artsy or something, like an Edvard Munch painting come to life. Now that she's married him, though, the Rumer Willis nepotism rule might come into play, and Emma Herring will suddenly be cast in movies while professional actors wonder why they even bothered to go to (and make their parents pay for) Julliard.
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Work it, baby.
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Bruce is not hot. She is.
But I ain't mad at him!
Get it!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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This photoshoot is just plain DUMB. Not edgy, dumb.
This guy's genes are beyond belief. All his children have his face. EEEK!
Try again Bruce...this has been done to death already. And, your new hood ornament wife is fugly.
Screams like a lameass attempt to stay cool & hip.
Give it up grandpa.
At least he updgraded.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Why is she dressed as a lady gorilla? WHY?!?!?!
Poor Rumer.
THE CLOWNS! THEY ARE SCARY!
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You say potato, I say vodka!
i think she looks like Demi too.
boring and who cares? zzzzzzzzzzzz.........
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Fucking hell. When are these kinds of people going to realize that the whole phony S-M thing is way over? It doesn't make them edgy in the slightest, they just look like copycats late to the party
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Ugh, Steven its time to change up your style of every ed is so predictable and boring.
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.- Daria
I think this is hot, to be honest.
I also think fetish as pop culture is totally disturbing.
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Really Bruce? Really?================================================
the end...
I thought it was a photo of him and Demi. I was going to ask 'where's that Ashton kid?'. Not bad for 54 Bruce!
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
He has NEVER been hot. Sorry. Talk about not getting it....I really don't get it.
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She looks a lot like Demi to me.
Disturbing. Am I supposed to be impressed
with this garbage ? Cause I'm not.
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