Just A Couple Of Newlyweds
After Bruce Willis married 32-year-old model Emma Herring, they didn't release or sell any wedding pictures. Instead, they decided to share their love for each other with the world by posing in a half-nekkid bondage-themed photo shoot for W Magazine. Nothing says "what a loverly couple" like killer clowns, chains, latex and a jacket made from Vadge's sascrotch.
As much as I'm tingling (not really) over seeing Bruce's 54-year-old junk stuffed into flesh-colored chonies, it feels like Posh & Becks have done this shoot a zillion times. Shit. Their family album probably looks just like this. I mean, Emma basically looks like Posh going to Starbucks....LAST YEAR.
This shoot needed less of them looking constipated and confused and more of Bruce showing the goods. Emma's titty sacks make an appearance twice, but Bruce doesn't even flash a little of his Willis wang. Not even the tip.
Click here to see more NSFWish pictures from the shoot. You can also read the article that goes with this shit here, but it's basically just them jacking each other off over and over again.
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Let's hope they don't breed!
Aw. Love's first careless blush.
I'm weeping.
Emma Hemming used to date John Stamos. She's a star-fucker. It was also revealed that Bruce dated both Tamara Feldman and Heming at the same time after meeting during the casting of “Perfect Stranger”. I guess Emma won the grand prize.
um, why dose it look like Bruce has nail polish on his toe's?
Personally, I'm more interested in the "Gloria Vanderbilt tries her hand at erotica" line on the cover of the magazine - that's Mah Boo's mommy, I do believe.
"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."
She looks like TaterHead but with less head.
Younger than Bruce not Jesus~ but I am sure we all know that! ;)
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I think she looks like the poor mans Demi Moore
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
It's sad when an "old" gets it into his/her head to maintain/find relevancy by behaving in what is considered a risque manner by their demographic. This spoken by someone who could be considered an old, though not as old as Grampy Bruce.
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I am not a pussy.
Wow..."cringe"..that's...."shiver"......interesting..."bile rising".
I have always liked him and she's lovely.....but COME ON.
And, btw~ he WILL get kudos for this, while Madonna's spread with Jesus was met with disgust & disdain. (and she's younger than him!)
Seems unfair.
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Trying too hard kills the cool that was Bruce.
Desperation does not become Mr. Willis.
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Demi...is that you.
Lookie likes he misses himself some Demi and wants his ass kicked by a look-a-like for being an idiot.
OMG. eeeeewwwww. I'm confused.
I read the article (which now I feel guilty about because...well...the publishing industry IS FLAGGING...and I just read a good story for free...)...SIGH!!!
These two seem well suited (photo shoot not withstanding...I mean...COME ON BRUCE)...and its something to that "coming from similar backgrounds" shit...IT DOES WORK!!!
Ew. WTF was the point of this shit?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I love how they think they are so artsy when really they are just humiliating themselves.
Nothing about this shoot screams 'hot'. Boring
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Dumb. This stupid photo shoot has been done by Steven Klein and Madonna for W like two or three times already. It's sort of embarrassing to see this old man and his mid-life-crisis-wife doing fake sexy stuff in Madonna's stylist's leftovers. Yawn.
Probably already been said, but she looks like a female Spock.
She's actually pretty hot
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SOUL TAKER: omg u said what i was just thinking by the way... i was lookin at this trying to find it sexy and her angular body and just thinking to botticelli (sp) painting and when women had curves and also when they were covered. Let me tell u all something. One time I went out for halloween and of course my friends all dressed in the typical halloween slut costumes for chick and i wore a long fully covered authentic medieval dress and long waist length wig the whole nine yards. Under the outfit just to be slightly dif I wore fishnet thigh highs and i wore vampire teeth. well i won second place in the costume contest over these chick they were up there flashing and i just walked up looked at the girl judging, DISCREETLY lifted my gown up to expose my leg to the top of my thigh high (but only to the judges) and flashed my vamp teeth coyly. Lol the chick were pissy i'm sure. Too top it off I got hit on SOOOOo many times much more than all the hoochies there. I was amazed so it goes to show sometimes less is more. especially today when we are anaethesized (sorry sp... i suck but i'm tired) to sex and nudity
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Please don't reproduce. Please don't reproduce.
Please don't reproduce. Please don't reproduce.
Please don't reproduce. Please don't reproduce.
Please don't reproduce. Please don't reproduce.
Amen Jesus.
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the only person that could pull off this photo shoot is grace jones.
amateurs!!!
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What the Fuuu.............K!??!
He looks like a boiled egg.
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So impressive....not.
Submitted by dollyface on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 2:16pm.
are you related at all to sockmonkey?
ontopic - yawn. coco was sexier ffs!
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I saw them in Central Park a couple of weeks ago. I noticed her first because she was so willowy and perfect-looking. Her legs were a work of art. No shit.
Then I noticed Bruce, who was wearing a cream-colored suit; pants and vest but no jacket. And a stupid-ass fedora to match. They stood out because they had that air of "look at me" about them and they were dressed like they were doing a photo shoot instead of casual clothing like everyone else.
There were a few tourists taking photos with their phones, but the real NYers totally ignored them. Ha!
Ugh. This concept is tired and boring. Bruce is too old to be doing this "Look! I'm edgy!" stuff, and I don't even know (or care) who his wife is. They are obviously trying to raise their profile but this is not the best way to do it.
Okay what restaurant is that kitchen in? I'd like to know so I NEVER eat there. Gross I hope they disinfected that shit after their nake greased up asses were rolling all up on it
you know they're totally pretending she's demi.
Does anybody really find this kind of (affected) "edginess" and weirdness at all sexy or intriguing anymore? There's every kind of freakishness available 24/7 literally EVERYWHERE these days. I'm sorry but it's just boring now.
I feel like things are going full circle, and vanilla normalcy is way more interesting and refreshing.
that is just disturbing....
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 2:09pm.
Um. Errrr. That last thumb made me really uncomfortable.
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Yeah. Between his fuck face, hammer toes and her gorilla outfit, my eyes didn't know where to look.
Really, really lame.
She has perfect boobies. Kadooze!
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Ummm...well, congratulations, then, I guess.
That said, I'm afraid of that honeymoon.
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I bet they think they are edgy and cool. Too bad they really look like a couple of idiots.
Waaaaaaay tooooooo muuuuuuuuuch iiiiiiiinfoooooormaaaaaaation about a totally irrelevant pair.
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first Shauna on the beach, now this... I think MK wants revenge for all the "DUMP THE DENISE RICHARDS ADS" emails that came in over the weekend.
I like the monkey in the morgue look. What's Phoebe's address and hat size?
Hell, I'll order and send to the yogurt shop on Robertson. Pre-recession you could depend on The Ivy but no more.
Has he always been so palsy in the face?
I am the only one who has the Hots for bruce??
Really? I'll do him in a heart beat. No questions asked.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Bruce, you lucky sonofabitch.
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Just more of the same ol' self-indulgent "look at me!" celebrity crap that we see every day. Their over-inflated egos constantly need feeding, much like the Wendigo. Once they've caught the fame & greed bug, they can never get enough. Even though most people couldn't care less about what elderly Bruce Willis & his no-name wife are doing, their overblown sense of self-worth tells them otherwise. Bruce & no-name really think that people will be creaming their panties over their oh so edgy photoshoot.
FAIL.
And Bruce looks bored & unamused. He probably needs his depends changed.
I think Bruce looks kinda sexy...except for the pic where he's wearing the flesh-colored Spanx.
Me too M.E.!
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Another day, another retarded celebrity pictorial by W Magazine.
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