Just A Couple Of Newlyweds
After Bruce Willis married 32-year-old model Emma Herring, they didn't release or sell any wedding pictures. Instead, they decided to share their love for each other with the world by posing in a half-nekkid bondage-themed photo shoot for W Magazine. Nothing says "what a loverly couple" like killer clowns, chains, latex and a jacket made from Vadge's sascrotch.
As much as I'm tingling (not really) over seeing Bruce's 54-year-old junk stuffed into flesh-colored chonies, it feels like Posh & Becks have done this shoot a zillion times. Shit. Their family album probably looks just like this. I mean, Emma basically looks like Posh going to Starbucks....LAST YEAR.
This shoot needed less of them looking constipated and confused and more of Bruce showing the goods. Emma's titty sacks make an appearance twice, but Bruce doesn't even flash a little of his Willis wang. Not even the tip.
Click here to see more NSFWish pictures from the shoot. You can also read the article that goes with this shit here, but it's basically just them jacking each other off over and over again.
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Good Lord! Enough already with these soulless, robotic photoshoots.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
i wonder what bruce eats for living..
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LMAO AT THAT LAST ONE!
She looks like something from Jim Henson's nightmares.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
This looks like it belongs in some high fashion magazine. I see nothing sexual when I look at these pictures. It just reminds me of those WTF designer adverts in Vogue Magazine.
I do love some of the clothes she's wearing though. Especially the shoes.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Yes he is a douche. But I would let him pull my hair.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I really don't see the "sizzling chemistry" they are talking about..
His wife is using him to try to get her own fame. Sad.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
What the fuck kind of shit is this? You're in your 50's I don't need to see your sex life in a magazine, nast. And why does she look like a brokedown Demi Moore, circa the 90's?
They just look plain silly
fricafrac
pathetic show. Titillating, are they trying to copy what went wrong with E. Stern the Swiss banker.
Why pink or flesh colored latex for the man? Shiny black for the Dominatrix?
Are these the only option?
Whatchu doin' there, Willis?
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Bottom-feeder.
THESE PICS MAKE ME FEEL DIRTY AND OILY.
IMA TAKE A SHOWER. GOODNIGHT ALL. EEEEK.
Coma Caca!!
Oh these are so UGLY! They look like robots arranged to look sexy by a very sick 14 year old!
Bruce is way past his sell-by date.
These are not sexy at all. Ick. Nast.
I just showed my mom for laughs. She thinks its a sad sign of our culture. She used to like him in Moonlighting. Is he DESPERATE much for attention? Perhaps he needs to do this because at 54 he's not getting as many roles as he used to, huh??? This girl is going to be changing his Depends way before her time but the money and exposure will be good for her so she probably doesn't mind.
Man alive. What a bunch of narcissists. She's gross and he is an old, ugly man. Who wants to see that. These people need to go away...
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Don't forget to tell your friends!
These photos are totally stupid. I can't think of anything else to say other than that.
Oh no, this is just bad.
Pains the eyes.
I'm sorry but I can never see him the same after that MTV awards where he was rollin' w/ P-Diddy, singing and um dancing (?) to that 'lean back' song... so wrong!
Good Lord the things people do!
I saw no whips. I saw no chains. I saw no PVC-clad clergy. I'm fighting now to keep from yawning. (Oh, so close. I was winning until I read the word yawning. Damn, there it goes again. Does it everytime.)
I might have been impressed 20 years ago, but probably not. I'll tell ya, though, I would love to have her tits! They look like the kind that don't mind doing what you tell them to do. I've never had that, so such a thing is what I base my fantasies around.
The last thumb, though.... All I can think is — well, anybody remember Harry and the Hendersons?
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* After being in the business for such a long time, I've done everything but rodeo and porno.
— Bea Arthur
Did Bruce forget that he still has two impressionable young daughters at home? He tries to convince everyone that he's a wholesome family man but what do these photos teach his daughters--other than dear-OLD-dad is a kinky exhibitionist. Next thing we know Brucie will appear in a porn movie. His wife (?) can play a dominatrix and he can cower in the corner wearing her bra and panties (which is probably what he does in real life). They both look like idiots.
Demi just threw up in her mouth a little bit.
The pics aren't sexy. They look like they're trying to hard to be 'hot' and it ain't coming off that way AT ALL. It's leaving me with a starchy taste in my mouth.
*spit spit gag spit spit gag*
apparently these 2 dont smoke weed, for if they did? their 3rd eye would have alerted them to how pathetic these fotos would come off to us seasoned thinking fuckers! we (they) need a new drug!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
That looks ridiculous.
can someone say 'photoshop awards"? bruce looks like the guy who played young lex luthor on 'smallville".
those photos *could* have been hot but they couldn't commit. i do find bruce's bound feet sexy.
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
Oddly enough, when my husband and I wanted to show off our love to the world (or at least to our Christmas card list), we went to a nearby park and had our really good amateur photog brother-in-law take some nice portraits. In you know, regular clothes.
We're so sick.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
You know, I'm inclined to read any latest cook's conspiracy theories for fun and games, right?
Sometimes they seem to not be so kooky when I get my daily dose of smut.
In this case, there's the good and old conspiracy theory which states that many entertainers are replaced with robotoids. That's why some of them look literally like plastic.
This cover makes me think those conspiracy nutters might be on to something.
nothing erotic or exciting about these photos...
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"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
she DOES look like siouxsie sioux! circa late 1970's.
Love her pony boots.
bruce looks friggin stupid
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Um... No.
Reminds Joey of his second husband...I had to tie him up just like that to make him do the deed....Who Knew"???
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Meh. She does nothing for me.
But Bruno -- YEAH! He looks pretty danggone good for an oldster. I'd hit that and come back for blue pill seconds.
I really didn't need to see any of that shit, Bruce. Congratulations, you have succeeded in making everyone in the world throw up.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Really, really embarrassing. It's extra embarrassing for Bruce. He should have just settled his mid/late-life crisis quietly at home with a new fancy car or something. These photos are terribly strained in how hard they're trying and then wildly missing the mark.
is she supposed to be a Romulan?
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
I can't hate on Bruce Willis, I just can't! I love him!!!
Now I can see where Rumer gets her fug.
...the HELL?! When did Bruce Willis marry Siouxie Sioux?
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Yuck. I'm sure Demi Moore thanks God every day of her life she divorced that dude.
Submitted by Pai-Jzu: "Personally, I'm more interested in the "Gloria Vanderbilt tries her hand at erotica" line on the cover of the magazine"
Me too! For some reason I thought she was dead, though. Guess not.
Meh. I ain't even gonna bother clicking on the thumbnails. These two bore me, big time.
That is all.
Oh, and wifey looks dumb.
They just look like their trying WAY TOO HARD! Until now i forgot he even got married, so I guess they made their point.
And so Ms. Willis begins her career. These types are worse than gold diggers. They try to make themselves legitimate by making it seem like they are it all on their own.
This is fitting since I watched Matrisse last night-a boring french film about a dominatrix. But nothing in that film topped the last pic-a fur covered bitch humping her prey. Gross.
bruce has a kind of really hot smokin bod and he has another weird wife putting him in odd positions. =D
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FAIL!
This shit is so trying to be "Artistic", give me a break, it's FUCKTASTIC!
AND STOP WITH THE CELEBUTARDED COVERS AND THEIR TWINKIES!!!
PUT.BACK.MODELS.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Do bears bear? Do bees bee? Yep - you two look about as cool as Gayken's eyebrows.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.