Morning Wood

Brad Pitt is now about 50.

Is there a sex life for a 50 year old tinymeat?

Answer: for a 50 year old tinymeat with about a zillion $$$$$$ - YES!

St. John's Hospital? Isn't that the one Aniston is always on tv for? Why release a press realese? Always looking for good publicity.

*edit* nevermind it's St. Jude's, at least her hospital is for poor disadvantaged kids. ew I sounded like an Aniston fan girl, but it's true. You don't need to give over paid doctors more money.

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Don't forget to tell your friends!

I really don't care to see or hear of Michael Phelps until the next Olympics roll around (and even then I'll ignore the whole thing).

michael phelps looks like john holmes...all he needs to do is show his giant peen (if he has one)....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Submitted by death2douches on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:20am.
I don't know if it's philanthropy or publicity, and I don't give a fuck. Kids with cancer need all the money they can get, and if Brad Pitt's giving it to them, then good for him.
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Agreed.

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Only one million dollars? that's all? They each make 20 million per movie and have a nearly billion dollar asset built and they only spend one million of it on cancer? You know that doesnt even buy the equipment in the lab right?

This is a shame. It really is. People are so swayed and think the Pitts or Jolie-Pitt are this great family, yet all they are really doing is finding ways to reduce their tax liability. I was reading the other day that they own a 40 million dollar vineyard in France with 35 bedrooms (and that is juts ONE of their half a dozen residences around the world) and that Brad spent 40 grand on an end table alone and another 100k on another SINGLE piece of furniture. And they only donate one million bucks to cancer research. How pathetic. Kudos my ass. Fuck them with a limp dick. The one million is probably nothing but pocket change for them. Pitt is known to tip 100 dollars on a 45 dillar bill at a restaurant. These two have so much money, it is practically oozing out of them and they dont know what to do with it. Shit.

What a shame. It really is. I dont respect these two phony assholes at all. They are everything but the change they like to see.

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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

Egad, that boy has got a beautiful torso.

Hating the 70s porn star hair/'stache, though.

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michael phelps is gaining weight

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Isn't it Bromantic?

Edward Norton is training Michael Jackson?

MP has GOT to do a full on nekid shoot. 8)

Chris Pine is hot too; it's hot|humid here too. ;)
(reminds me, i gotta read Popbytes more!)
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"Whatever" = fish (yuck!)

Please warn us if you are going to show dolphin boy's fugly mug this early!

MP looks like a straight up porn star. LOL! I get the feeling he din't mean to do that.

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

AHHH I have just spent ten whole minutes LOLing at that photo!

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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"

"how could i make myself even uglier," wondered michael phelps...

We wish to orally service Phelps both front and rear!

Also, annoying homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt's latest publicity stunt(and tax deduction) reminds us of a line from the Bible. When Christ was asked what sort of great reward waited in the hereafter for grandly ostentateous 'public givers' He replied: "They have already had their reward".

Oh you're right. I didn't even notice the pubes sticking out of the Speedos. We need to bring back the 70s. Shaved pusscats are not very attractive.

Phelps look even more retarded than usual in this photo, and a burgeoning pedophile to boot.

I had to scold my students a while back for calling another student Paris Hilton, but they corrected me, because here it is considered a compliment.

If they only knew!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

"Porn to Swim"? A classic headline, along with the New York Daily News calling Britney "Unfitney" after she lost custody of her kids.

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"Ick. Nast."

I think that's his butt being squeezed out of his swim shorts, not love handles...Anyhow, he looks way better with a full goatee instead of this atrocity - it covers up more of the, ahem, problem area.

Also, Chris Pine has major wonk eye. It's no matter if he's dressed like the Unabomber or in his undies as Capt. Kirk - I just don't get the appeal.
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Submitted by pig bottom on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:53am.
Did Phelps have love handles before?
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spandex will do that. but probably not. he probably got those while he was taking a break and smoking dope after the olympics. and all those parties he was hired out for...ho!

Did Phelps have love handles before?

These bitches are some other shit!

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So it's not the holy family that made the donation?

Let me get this straight..
Is Not Bradley who is Donating the Money, is his Brother, right?

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

HA! Dolphin boy looks like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite with that porn stache!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:28am.

Come to think of it, I think Phelps looks better like that. As long as he's not smiling anyway. He really needs to get into a good drunken barfight and get all his teef knocked out so he can get an upgrade on that grill.

aw. i like mikey. he's got a slammin' upper body.

Brad later added "Inglorious Bastards will be in theaters August 15th".

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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.- Daria

Chris Pine...even looking like the unibomber he is delish.

Dear Phelps, I love you but you should not be doing things to draw attention to your face. I still love you though.

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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.

europe doesn't want parasite. keep her! we have our own hoes!

The fact that Parasite is realizing she's a yawn in the US and she needs to turn to Europe now is only good news. WTF is with you and "Close your borders" to Madrid? We should stick her in your apt.

michael phelps looks like BORAT!

I love the Fallen Fairy Princesses photos, so totally awsome.

Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
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I don't know if it's philanthropy or publicity, and I don't give a fuck. Kids with cancer need all the money they can get, and if Brad Pitt's giving it to them, then good for him.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

I is so redneck, I want Jasmine's dress. I have a real shortage of camoflage in my wardrobe. So sad.
The fallen princess things are pretty genius.

Oy, that princess photoshoot totally rocked.
And please, 1 million is like pocket change for the Holie-Spitts, and yet they need to tell THE WHOLE WORLD they're making a donation. So much for altruism, eh?

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I love that 'Fallen Princesses' art collection. Very cool idea indeed.

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Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...

It scares me how much I hate Angelina Jolie.

I kinda like the Phelps pornstach, not in a sexy times way but it amuses me.

LOVED the disney princesses in the real world photos.

ofcourse Brad Pitt can't help but let the whole world know how much money he has given to charity, real charity should be kept quiet, remember Paul Newman? now that a man who was totally serlfless in his charity work.
Pitt and Holie are attention seeking cunts.

snowpiece on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:01am

The Loonspiracy Tellers will surely quantify and insist they meant Skeletina & The Skittle Brigade too.
Cuz he wouldn't have no money no nothing with out her and would never have thought to donate in the first place.
SHE INVENTED IT! AND NOW SHE'S CURING CANCER!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Why are people trying so desperately to bring back the 70s and 80s? Some styles and trends are better left alone and NOT repeated!

I'm talking to you too, Ri-ho-ho!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

I had no interest in watching the games at present....I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___Meetrich.Com_____a great place for rich people to meet their soul mates....

I Pity Jacko
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I warn you, this shit is addictive.

Nice pornstache, Dolphin Boy!

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

seriously Brandi, that's some Benjamin Buttons shit right there. I thought for sure they meant the Holy Family!
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Some 70's trends should stay in the 70's. You took Spitz's record, Phelpster, do you really need his facial hair too?

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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.

Oh...that's just all kinds of wrongness right there