Twit And Twat Get Owned By.....Al Roker
Unfortunately, Twit and Twat did not get mauled by cannibal monkeys in Costa Rica. They are back in the states. But fortunately for us, Al Roker interviewed them on Today this morning and he acted like he would rather have been getting a prostate exam from this dude's hand. When Al Roker doesn't even want to breath the same air as you, you know it's time to retire to the nearest roach motel. I bet you if Twit and Twat were covered in powdered sugar and melted butter, Al still wouldn't want to get near them. That's serious.
The flesh-colored dick bush and his pony wife didn't miss a beat and immediately called into Ryan Gaycrest's KIIS-FM radio show to bitch about their treatment. Twatty told Ryan, "I'm still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by Matt Lauer or something."
Heidi added, "I was shocked at how rude he was - I was crying afterwards because I couldn't believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you're talking to me right now? I'm just a young woman and you're coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all."
Cheeseburgers should be especially careful around Al Roker, but not women.
This is probably the only time in the history of ever that I actually liked Al Roker. Who knew that two queef bubbles would make that happen?
Let me take that back. This isn't the first time I felt a like in my no-heart for Al. This was the first time:
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DITTO, MK. I have never loved Roker so much or even at all until this point.
These two pointless people deserved even worse! But I like the way he handled them! They have no class, so they deserve 0 respect.
Al Roker is right, these two represent everything that is shallow, stupid, insensitive, moronic, self-absorbed and attention-whoring in the States today. The male of the two creatures talked about having fans. Is he for real. Fans of what exactly, spoiled blabbermouths that push and hit women and then scream out to Jesus? 2012 here we come!
Al Roker, marry me.
He was not mean at all. But it was like he was talking to his kids, "Well you just said this, now you're changing your story?" These people cannot keep their own lies straight, how is an interviewer supposed to deal with that?
If they are herpes, they are probably the two warts that fell off of Paris Hilton's vagina.
Al was wayyyyy too nice to them. These 2 deserve a severe beating.
And I had to laugh when Heidi said she wants to be a "mother Teresa." Yea, cuz I'm sure Mother Teresa would get fake tittie balls and then show them off to Playboy. Cunt.
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I cannot believe that ANYONE would want to interview these two nothings. They are two of the most vain, obnoxious, vacant, pointless, repellant pieces of flotsam I have seen.
At times I think maybe they ARE just acting,surely they couldn't be that annoying. But I'm starting to think that they are for real. They are so fucking smug, I would love to see someone slap the grins off their ugly faces.
Stupid, spoiled brats!
As soon as I saw this I called Harry & David and sent Al a tower of fruit with my love and best wishes. The only thing I would've added would've been to give twit and twat each a boot in the ass as they're leaving the studio.
Maybe it's because Al's voice is like buttah but I didn't see him being rude. He was quoting them, showing clips, he was just highlighting the evilness that is Speidi. Seems to me they can't even stomach themselves. Looks like they were trying to downplay their behavior on the show. Sorry but denying it isn't going to help when proof is right there.
And Spencer did say he wants to be the villian, he's the villian on the Hills and was the villian on IACGMOH (before Daniel Baldwin). Frankly the whole villian thing seems like an excuse. He is that way in life, just admit it (he was like that on that Princes of Malibu shit show too, god I admitted to watching that...).
I wish everyone would stop giving them the attention they seem to need so bad. Then they would have to go away.
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Al Roker is too good for that shit and he knew it. They should've brought Willard Scott in to interview them or let an intern do it. Those two worthless entitled assholes.
I think the "Two A'Holes..." skit on SNL was modeled after them:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19186/saturday-night-live-two-a-holes-in-a-liv...
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4205/saturday-night-live-two-a-holes-work-out-...
I'm just glad someone didn't kiss their nasty little asses and let them act like they are something special. Good for you, AL!
I wish he had asked about the money they claimed that they were going to contribute to their charity.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 1:26pm.
BTW Jesus has gotten a restraining order against all 3 of them & is considering legal action for defamation of character...
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I totally prayed for him to do that.
LOL, you sluts iz funny.
Wow, I never really cared for Al, but wow I like him a lot now. Those guys got what they deserved!
In 1986 I realized that the private conversations with Jesus were a 'Meth thingy'? so I stopped. and guess what, you can do without the Meth if you really try. Good luck, S&H- green stamps to all
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
My goodness. I'd never heard these two speak before, because I don't watch whatever show they're famous for. I now like them even less.
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You know why they are complaining Al Roker? To get MORE publicity. Can someone get them out of here? Out of the public eye?
...and what do these two asshats do again?
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Al Roker should have sat on Twit and Twat-why the fuck are these people getting any kind of airtime-the fucking mindless dumb fucks...
Someone needs to kick his arse and feed her a couple of sugar lumps....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Who can?
They're nauseating.
They were on The View today and it was so obvious that Whoopi couldn't stand them. LOL
I have a request. Could Al Roker interview Phoebe Price?
T&T, Twit & Twat... LOVES IT.
But realy, when will their egos let go?
Spencer and Heidi are dumb, stupid and foolish. I'm convinced they simply *don't* know that no one sane gives a shit about them. As Marcy (On "Married With Children") said about Al blowing thousands of dollars: "If you give a chimp a gun and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp".
The true blame lies with MTV for breathing life in to these and every other Frankenstein fame-whore out there. I knew this would happen almost two decades ago when the first "Real World" came on and became a hit. Now there is nothing remotely musical on either it, MTV2 or VH1. I hope they all go off the air for good and a *real* music channel comes on so we will never again be subjected to these delusional non-entities.
hahaha, yeah Jesus is all PSST "I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE PEOPLE!"
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Wow Jesus must be so proud to have Twit, Twat and the loser Baldwin brother on his team.
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that made me want to puke
hate them all
hope 'speidi' is appearing on "Where Are They Now?" right quick
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All we need now is an interview with Elvie in Dog Fancy magazine.
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Baptised by Stephen Baldwin?
I swear, now I've seen feckin' everything. And I'm not surprised Spencer and his sister don't speak. If I were his sister, I'd be constantly putting out shite to the media about him, just to eff with him. Notice how he knew exactly who'd said what about him? This is a man who reads - no, who pores over his clippings.
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EXSQUEEZE ME!! Whoever mentioned the MK "InTheLifeTV" interview, thank you sooooooooooooooooooooo much. I recommend to all. He looks so cute, I'm so proud :D
http://www.inthelifetv.org/html/episodes/74.html
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Too bad Al lost all that weight and keeps a sensible diet now, because he could have just snapped these greasy queeftards in two and eaten them for lunch.
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Oh God!! That hand, but it wasn't as weird as having Roker & Speidi in a room. Loved Roker here though
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Speidi better stick to MTV because they kiss their ass.... no one else in the business has any use and/or tolerance for them. It makes me a little outraged that an alleged news program is covering this nonsense but such is life in America today. I think Speidi should feel honored that Al Roker took them seriously with this interview, that's all he was doing... if they were intelligent enough, they would've answered the questions truthfully and not defensively. Anyway I'm happy they feel so insulted, even though Al wasn't half as mean as he was entitled to be. Cut to Spedi riding this for all the publicity its worth. We'll be hearing about this interview well into next week, trust.
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Spencer just likes the sound of his own voice he doesn't realize what dumb shit comes out of his mouth.
Roker was probably trying to figure out who the fuck they were related to on the set and asking in his head "Whose kids are these?"
I know these two are famous for something besides the jungle bullshit, but unless cameras were following them I'd just think they were some douchebag preppie couple.
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 1:26pm.
BTW Jesus has gotten a restraining order against all 3 of them & is considering legal action for defamation of character...
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I totally prayed for him to do that.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Rich and FAMOUS? I had to google him to figure out who the hell he was. The first and only time I've ever seen or heard about him was on dlisted. I figured just by his pictures that he was a douche but after watching the video, it's confirmed.
And he's fug! I always just thought he was the typical pretty reality star but looking closer, he's grotesque. And he's the type of douche who is scared of men so he fights w/ women.
I guess a million people losing their homes , 350,000 jobs lost in May , the insurance companies using every dirty trick in the book and then some to de-ride Obama's health care plan this week just wasnt newsworthy this morning with important , life changing events like Twit & Twat and their bullshit sense of entitlement issues being baptized by a crackhead before getting the boot off a Z-list reality show...
BTW Jesus has gotten a restraining order against all 3 of them & is considering legal action for defamation of character...
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you .. the McCain/Palin supporters..
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Me thinks they are expecting an on air apology for Al's ''air quotes'' mean behavior and be begged to come back on. Oh you big meanie AL!
Not just monkeys,but a fucking circus will come out of my ass before that will happen.
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What disturbs me is that these twats are actually newsworthy. Al Roker went to college and has a great career. More then we can say for these two fame hungry duck farts.
You boring, useless, talentless, pretentious, insipid, unattractive cunts.. FUCK OFF!
--thanks awfully--
Big, mean Al Roker asked Heidi to answer his direct question directly. Meanie! Is HE PROUD of his actions?! IS HE!?!?
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Why is that moron Sechrest the only one who gives them air-time, I heard they have been trying to get on Chelsea Lately but she wont have it ( thank god!!!!)
Submitted by moriah on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:19pm.
Am I missing something here? I watched the Al Roker interview with these numb-nuts and he wasn't harsh, not were they owned by the Rok.. I don't understand.
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me neither. i was expecting much more from the clip going by both mk's description and that silly cunts reaction.
frankly i'm a little disappointed.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:11am.
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How was he an @$$hole?!? Just b/c he treated them like adults and called them on their pathetic actions???
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Jesus Tap-dancing-Christ! I swear to God, these two fame whores are fucking ridiculous. I hope they die in a car fire and the only thing that remains is Spencer's flesh colored beard.
I know, I'm mean, but I dislike these people so much!
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Hope yo udon't mind that I quoted you in my future sigs. The herpes analogy was really gold.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Joel Mchale is going to have a field day with this I can't wait! Team Roker, these two waste of air need to go away.
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I HATE THESE CREEPY LOOKING MORMON FACED FUCKS!
Trini OMG WTF is that! I just looked at it!
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