This Should Be Simon Cowell
Remember that cologne Burger King put out last year called "Flame"? The one that smells like Aretha Franklin's chichi sweat? Well, they have just launched it over in the UK and are using Piers Morgans' face and body to entice hos to get a piece. It kind of looks like he's farting flames. Prince Hot Ginge he is not.
Piers claims that the Photoshop wizards did not paste his smug mug on another dude's body. Piers says that's all him. I guess we're supposed to drop our jaws in amazement? It's not like he has the body of Vadge's roidy-clit or anything.
What I don't understand is, why didn't they do everything in their power to get Simon Cowell? Simon Cowell was born to be the body of Burger King. Specifically, his furry tittays were. Simon's man breasts look exactly like two extra-plump charbroiled beef patties. Medium rare! And I'm sure that his nalgas look like two luscious sesame seed buns! AND you know his no-no looks like a glistening onion ring right out of the deep fryer. This was obviously Simon's gig!
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Um...yeah, ok - that's his body. His PHOTOSHOPPED body....he doesn't get how it works, does he? What does he think happened to his double chin up there? Does he think he just photographs without it?
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This makes me smile and I don't know why exactly.
I suppose it is the thought that some men might be too vain to admit that their somewhat decent body is a photoshopped illusion created for a fast food advert.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:47am.
SuBo hs said that she fancies Piers...ruh roh
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That's my girl!! ;) he,he,he...
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Yeah, that's his body.
Yup, a BK ad has creeped me out once again. Didn't know food was supposed to be scary....
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Mmm, I'd hit it. Hey! Pepaws need luving too!
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loozer ha ha memories! My dad always insisted in calling Burger King, Burger Chef, it used to drive us nutz as kids.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
SuBo hs said that she fancies Piers...ruh roh
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Je veux tout
LoveAnderson, yep! "Works Bar"!
I was going to ask about Roy Rogers restaurants, but googled and found they are still around. I haven't seen one in years.
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
I'd hit it, and hit it hard. Something about Piers tells me he knows how to make my no-no sing. *heart flutters*
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loozer on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:30am
YES! Burger Chef, you top your own burgers, right?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
If they still had Burger Queen, Seacrest could have been their centerfold.
http://img.groundspeak.com/cache/7d84e919-90b8-4672-8b50-148d2533d902.jp...
Anyone remember Burger Chef? Burger Chef was definitely tapping Jeff.
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/burgerchef/aBurger%20Chef%20and%20Jeff%20Emp...
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
I always thought Piers had a small gut...
Hekki I know! too cute. I was commenting in the other thread how pristine his place it! I did not expect it to be like that at all.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Everyone needs to see the link in Green Tea Latte's sig. MK is in it, about halfway! He is so freaking adorable. It's safe to click on.
*mwah!*
That is one strong nipple holding that medallion up.
Flameout.
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Bottom-feeder.
I just retasted my breakfast a bit.
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http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/06/dustin-lance-black-raw-nsfw.ht...
Whoppers....omg....
Now I'm hungry.
*scans desk, drawers for anything edible*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm repulsed by BK so this doesn't change a thing. He does have sorta nice legs so I'll give him that. Guess I'll be skipping breakfast...the onion ring was too much.
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So adorable!
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The top of that bottle should be that frightening-ass King head.
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I don't think he looks bad at all.
*runs away*
Whoa, hold up, Burger King actually put out a cologne?!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
this poster was not photoshopped. please ignore the fact that i was able to lose 3 of my chins for this photo.
Thats embarrassing to look at.
I just puked in my mouth.
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Fucka doodle-do.
i heart piers
Photoshop and still yuckie
next bottled AJ farts sale for perfume
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
This can't be real!
"The Scent Of An Old Man" Gross
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MK: Simon Cowell was born to be the body of Burger King. Specifically, his furry tittays were. Simon's man breasts look exactly like two extra-plump charbroiled beef patties.
Oh my God ..SO TRUE. This was truly Simon's gig.
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Expecting my third in October.
Ummmm, no thanks.
OK, this is some funny shit...
but is it on purpose?!
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im never eating onion rings again!
if they served chewed up hotdogs 6 gauge could of got the gig
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This is the reason I love you MK.
why BK is doing this to us? seriously.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Susan Boyle's next!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley