It's Not A Party Until Someone Ends Up In The Emergency Room
Sometimes when you're out boozing, one cocktail leads to another, which leads to a dozen more, which leads to you needing to go to the emergency room. You can't say you've really partied until you've walked out of an ER with dried up vomit all over your clothes and one less vital organ in your body. This is what happened to John Mayer's friend, Rob from MTV's Rob & Big, this past Saturday in L.A. That's what you get when you mix douchewater and Henny.
John had to drag Rob out of club MyHouse and shuttle his ass to the emergency room, because dude got the drunks in a serious way. A few hours later, John announced on his Twatter that Rob was going to live: "In triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into appluse."
Appluse is douchetardian for "applause." In case you were wondering.
John is really a true friend for taking his drunk as fuck friend to the emergency room and then clapping when Rob's Alize and ribs-scented barf hit the bag. That's what any good friend would do, but not every good drunk would agree to go. The last time a friend wanted to make to the hospital, I responded with, "Fuck that! I don't have insurance, bitch! Take me to McDonald's instead." Eating a Filet-O-Fish while suffering from the drunk dry heaves is the quickest way to induce vomiting. Tried and tested. Trust this!
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This retard is almost 35 years old. For real? You've got alcohol poisoning at that age? LOSER. Seriously, at least the Hoff does it impressively, and has, like, 10 times the legal BAC. What a cunt.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
wow, smoking lettuce really does fuck you up
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
He looks more like a combo of drugs with alcohol than just being sloppy drunk to me. If the ER induced him to vomit, you can bet on it. Michael K - one day the coroners going to pull half a fillet-o-fish out of your lungs.
I can't believe what a douche Mayer is for having to twitter about this...what are friends for.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:55am.
Damn and I thought we were cool back in the day when we put a drunk ass friend on bus to Atlanta with no return ticket (or money).
Damn John Mayer for upstaging us again!!!!
No way! Damn, that's cold. But funny as hell...
WTF? Dude's that old (late 20s/30s) and doesn't know his limits with liquor? I learned that by the time I was out of high school. Seriously.
i think its pretty obvious they broke out in applesauce
My friend loves this idiots show, but I can't stand him. I'll take Bam over this goob any day.
omg, the black dude is like, fuck these white pansy assholes! priceless. I love him.
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Fucka doodle-do.
The dorks probably kept the bag of barf for a souvenier.
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OMG EEG the ho-shirt! It looks HAWT on you!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
i heart rob. but hes so wee! thats prob how he got the drunks so bad. no tolerance.
i have lost some respect for him as i now know hes freinds with douchey mayer.
Not surprised. Rob is so tiny two sips would be enough to take him out. And where was Big? Had he been there he could have carried Rob himself...or sat on his stomach to induce vomiting and saved everyone a trip to Cedars. Then again why do that? I swear Cedars Sinai is like The Ivy of hospitals; you're nobody unless you go there.
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"Ick. Nast."
Ugh. douchequeef.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I have never been so drunk that I couldn’t walk out of a place on my own two left feet.
And if I were Rob, I’d never hold John’s hair back for him again.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
Damn and I thought we were cool back in the day when we put a drunk ass friend on bus to Atlanta with no return ticket (or money).
Damn John Mayer for upstaging us again!!!!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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I would dump jennifer anniston to hang out with rob & big...O and Meaty!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
For John Mayer...Not...but for snowy...
I love the "whatchu talkin bout, Willis?" look on the bald guy's face!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Hoax....John Mayer will even sit up 3 hours to tweet about a joke - he's king of the douches
LMAO @ "drip" nanoop!
he sure is!
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what a good friend douchbag is to tweet through out the whole thing! DOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOCH!!!!!****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
John Mayer is such a drip.
Whatevs.