Monday, June 15th 2009
An Ethereal Vision In White
If you didn't go to Sunday mass yesterday, because you were kind of busy worshiping a god of the porcelain variety, you're in luck! This is your holy experience of the week. Looking into the eyes of the Empress of Lucite is just like having a conversation with God. Strangely enough, it's also like having a conversation with an elegant alien swine. Shauna Sand is not only a religious experience, she's an out-of-this-world experience too.
I mean, Shauna's chest area also looks like the River Jordan flowing in between the holy mountains. It doesn't get more spiritual than that.
Here's more of the Empress of Lucite beautifying the beaches of Miami on Saturday. Bow your heads and let us pray....
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Didn't that lipstick shade go out of style in the 80s?
I don't even think I was alive yet when it was still in style.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:38am.
Just because he is carrying the bag, doesn't mean he is gay. He is just secure in his manhood. If your husband won't carry your bag, call him insecure!
Agreed. A man who is truly in love doesn't give a damn...not that her particular man is truly in love but it's a general comment.
If that weren't her face and her breasts didn't look so fake, these pictures of this couple would be super hot.
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gross...gross tits, gross woman beating man, gross, gross, gross....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I can't even express how wrong those boobs look, so far apart with sternum visible betwixt them.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:03pm.
She must wear the lucite during sex as a weight to prevent them both from sliding off the bed and through the plate-glass window.
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Why, Who, how TACK-AY!
LOVE
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:35am.
This slut never worked a single day in her life, unless you count fucking and sucking guys off as a job....
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Chub, take it from me that fucking and sucking SOME dudes can BE a job, as can just being a slut.
The girl works it - leave her alooooooone!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Man, he is so greasy and she is so plastic they must never need lube. She must wear the lucite during sex as a weight to prevent them both from sliding off the bed and through the plate-glass window.
Fillybeth in L.A. Bitches!!
OMG!!! Leather Skin Barbie and her son Zack Queef On.... She looks terrible. I really wonder if she is going to melt or not.
Those airline floating devices look like they are trying to run away from her chest.
She is a nasty old tired lookin bitch!!! She really needs to stop.
Shauna Sand, Alexis Arquette...I can't tell the difference and really, does it matter?
The Montauk Monster would wear the SHIT out of that bikini. I'd rather see that, actually.
Alien.
I guess I am the only human being who can hardly walk well on the sand(with sandals or with bare feet), I guess the lucite heels I must buy. F*CK off shauna. take care of your daughters!!!
Coma Caca!!
'elegant alien swine' - perfect description.
Like a fucking plastic surgeons remnants washed up on a beach...UUUGGGHHHH...CCCCCCC...cunt!
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
I <3 her for her battiness.
I'm oddly relieved that even women with fake boobs can not escape the whole 'migration to the armpits' thing while laying down.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Looks like tit #1 and tit #2 are giving each other the silent treatment.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
Short, skinny, implants, fug.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:27am.
"her stupid disloyal breasts that want to leave her".
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Ha ha ha ha!
Magda is going to have sharpei puppy sun-damaged skin soon if she continues to bake the collagen in her skin to death.
An honest appraisal, on a 10 point scale:
Body = 5. She could have potentially at some time been a 10, though barely so because her thinness is mismatched with her gigantic pumpkin skull, and she loses one point for the tattoos, one point for each of her stupid disloyal breasts that want to leave her, and another 2 points for her mummified honeybaked ham skin.
Face = 1. She loses 2 points for her over-botoxed countenance, and 7 points for those preposterous lips. She retains 1 courtesy point for effort.
Sex Appeal = 1. Her actual age vis-a-vis her immature, juvenile-like attempts to get attention, coupled with her ridiculous face and mismatched body parts, overindulgent self-appraisal of her own relevance and attractiveness combine to savage her score in this category.
Overall Rating: 2.3
If one subtracts her stupid face from the equation she very nearly becomes one night stand caliber material, however she will still never be welcome in respectable circles. Typical whore with aspirations for marrying the prince, thinking that acquiring the trappings of wealth and class (expensive clothes, etc.) is the same as actually having class and being educated.
She seems so dumb that she's unaware that there is a difference between actual respect and admiration, and the attention one gets by headlining a freak show.
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Work it, baby.
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:31am.
http://www.inthelifetv.org/html/episodes/74.html
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Thanks for posting that link. I love when Michael K said "For some reason, people like kittens on vacuum cleaners". Ha ha ha!
There are so many wrong things in these pics, but that LIPSTICK is killing me!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I never found her to be beautiful, but she was pretty, and her boobs didn't look like rocks.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
To think she used to look like this
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/m_7348ba5e525994c9bc8caed...
or like this
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TmFS_6M-OfQ/RiLkQnAAO7I/AAAAAAAABP0/NireUmuljJ...
Her tits are falling into her armpits. Yeah, that's hawt. *eye-roll*
I just love the example she sets for her daughters.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:47am.
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I would kill myself
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I warn you, this shit is addictive.
She's so gross and unattractive.
She looks like a Barbie that someone shoved in the microwave on high for about ten minutes.
So.. she was a Playboy Playmate during Dorothy Stratten Times, right?
beat.
Sugaroo on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:47am.
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:39am.
hopefully her daughters won't follow her example?
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Can you imagine having THAT for a mother? Such a role model. *sneer*
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she has 3 gorgeous girls! *shaking my head no*
This woman is skin cancer's poster girl. She is so gross! Stop giving it attention!
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The chick is a joke, and she looks like bad cartoon porn. The one good thing that can be said about her is that the more time she spends trying to get paparazzi to take pictures of her sunning her silicone the less time she's around her kids.
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I am not a pussy.
Ugh.
Enough of this skank.
This slut never worked a single day in her life, unless you count fucking and sucking guys off as a job....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Nasty fuckpig. I wonder if she will ever realize what a joke she is.
Has the lucite ever touched water? Don't they make lucite sandals or flip-flops? I just love the tags Elegance Has A Name indeed.
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So adorable!
http://www.inthelifetv.org/html/episodes/74.html
A short (but sweet) MK appearance on ITL. Click above, to check out our very own hot slut go to "The Written Word" segment and watch.
I can only imagine the inane convo these two must exchange.
Ugh, she's so gross. Between the cavernous boobs and the baby pink duck lips, I'm glad I haven't eaten this morning.
Good God look at the refund gap between those milk bags. You could drive a smart car thru it.
Her boobs are making a break for it.
Bold prediction for Shauna's girls: One will share her mother's taste in trashy clothing and brutal douchebag men, one will become a flannel-shirt-wearing mullet-sporting lesbian, and one will become a theology professor.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22
Where does she get her constant stream of euro trash men?!?
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She she went to school in Europe. Her dad was some foreign diplomat or something. I'm sure he's so proud.
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"Ick. Nast."
Snaggletoof BF looks beat.
I hope the weed's worth it.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
that stupid playboy tat looks so bad on her stomach
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
The main pic is the closest I've seen someone looking like a duck yet.
Woops, sorry for the double post!
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:51am.
Is the guy in the pics the same one who keeps beating her ass up?
Nah, this a different fool.