Susan Boyle Is Tired Again
The Britain's Got Talent tour started just two days ago and Susan Boyle has already called in sick. The Daily Mail says that Susan didn't perform in today's matinee in Manchester and she also won't bedazzle the audience with her glorious hummingbird yodel tonight.
The show's rep said that Susan isn't going back to the house of crazy, she's just got the tireds. The spokeswhore for BGT said, "She has been advised to rest today. She has done three amazing performances but she is being advised to rest. She is really disappointed because she wants to be out there performing but she has been advised to have this rest. She sends her sincere apologies to her fans for not appearing in Manchester."
SuBo probably went on an all-night booze and coke binge with her cat Pebbles, so she just needs a day to let the drunk ills wash off of her. Hopefully, SuBo is lying in her Snuggie, sipping on Emergen-C & whiskey and watching Golden Girls re-runs.
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lol someone should shoot her
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Amazing performance?
There is a vid on youtube that shows her dressed in a silver dress which is a few sizes too small. She looks like a disco ball.
Still singing the same old tired song and it wasn't good, really.
She's a one-trick-pony.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Tired or not, not fulfilling your obligations makes you look unprofessional. Obviously singing should have stayed a hobby for her.
it is tiresome, what with being seventy and pretending to be forty eight, that would wear my ass out.
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Fucka doodle-do.
subo is a fragile human and not a commodity a novel concept in the music industry circa 2009. Thats ok Britney we'll just funnel 3000 pills a day down yr neck now do 9000 sit ups and wiggle that ass in time to your autotuned warble after Ciera or however you write that shit, reenacts a porno whilst "singing" (dryhumping). Great. Im not up for Subo for a grammy or anything but the human angle is a discussion topic at least as opposed to "ROBOPERFORMER"
me likes EYEBROWPERFORMER! Actually I dont. Lock me in a room with Miles Davis on a loop.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:37pm.
This woman was NOT cut out for the limelight.
ITA. She was not ready for this kind of fame. I feel sorry for her; it must be overwhelming.
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lol, what an unflattering picture of our national treasure.
thank god subo doesn't dance. although she might show her thigh again ;/ *covers eyes*
Zonko has had enough of that broad already.
her hair is really thinning out too.
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I don't know, the schedule doesn't seem too friendly, bearing in mind what she's like and it's not like you can just stroll on stage, do your bit and go. But like BritBrit, she's clearly the cash cow of it all and is needed by them to sell tickets. It's not like they're banking on the actual winners being the pull of it.
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man, if she's already got a case of tireds and it's only the beginning then i'm glad she didn't win BGT. she'd be 6 feet under ground by now.
Maybe if she started an exercise program, she wouldn't be so damn tired!
I need a spokeswhore cuz I'm too fucking tired to work too!
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Even if Susan went home and just sang in local karaoke joints, etc., she'd still have had a great run. She'll drink for free and be a local celeb for the rest of her life. That's pretty good. Better than I'm doing~!
poor SuBo! it's really easy to go crazy nowadays.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:37pm.
This woman was NOT cut out for the limelight
I Think God decided that while giving her the face she's got.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This is the reason why I also commented on how not winning it all was the best thing that ever could have happened to her. She obviously cannot handle the rigorous routine or the pressure that comes along with fame.
And if you are truly singing, it IS exhausting. That's something Britney Spears would know nothing about. You think opera singers just sweat like pigs fdor nothing!?
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I got a case of the tireds.
Hopefully, SuBo is lying in her Snuggie, sipping on Emergen-C & whiskey and watching Golden Girls re-runs.
I think I see SuBo as more of having Milo & Otis playing on a loop...JMHO.
meh.
go away Susan, you bore me.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
You gotta shed your skin like a snake and have the teeth of a barracuda anymore to get by in the 'biz.
That last line is pretty much how I picture any of MK's mornings..
Is it really that tiring to just stand there and sing?
Not to be mean or anything, but... I can understand if Beyawnce or Britney wind up exhausted, because they do dance as well as sing.
This woman was NOT cut out for the limelight.