Susan Boyle Is Tired Again
The Britain's Got Talent tour started just two days ago and Susan Boyle has already called in sick. The Daily Mail says that Susan didn't perform in today's matinee in Manchester and she also won't bedazzle the audience with her glorious hummingbird yodel tonight.
The show's rep said that Susan isn't going back to the house of crazy, she's just got the tireds. The spokeswhore for BGT said, "She has been advised to rest today. She has done three amazing performances but she is being advised to rest. She is really disappointed because she wants to be out there performing but she has been advised to have this rest. She sends her sincere apologies to her fans for not appearing in Manchester."
SuBo probably went on an all-night booze and coke binge with her cat Pebbles, so she just needs a day to let the drunk ills wash off of her. Hopefully, SuBo is lying in her Snuggie, sipping on Emergen-C & whiskey and watching Golden Girls re-runs.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:55pm.
LOLZ THANX FOR THE WELCOME. I'VE BEEN READING MICHAEL K FOR A WHILE NOW........HES SO MUCH BETTER THAN MARIO ANYWAYS.......
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:55pm.
No its not photoshop....He actually turned up to an event like this.....The dude removed all my posts from like weeks ago.......Shame he definitely can't take it as well as he can dish out..........Everything on the Hagdonna threads, The Holie-Shitt threads.........Shame poor Mario....I think he was getting especially hot and bothered when I suggested on the Carrie Prejean thread that Donald Dump could be sued since by asking her that controversial question he was violating her right to voter secrecy (since its an issue voters vote on) in California...which goes against her constitutional rights especially since she was attacked after she declared which her stance on the issue...and Donald Dump of course was at fault for not screening the questions better I mean its analogous to asking Dem/Rep......... and that he was a faux activist for exposing Dustin and of course that his mother steals shopping carts.............Sorry for the long rant......Chubrock showed his true colors
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She's already actin' like a diva. Yawn.
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yeah, SuBo showed me that Simon does have a heart lol
evil shoe, hope you feel better.
but it's booze, not food, you're doing it wrong.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:46pm.
Me neither......Simon can be very nice when he wants to be
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:41pm.
I know that your avie is Piggez, but I can't tell if the Gosselin in his hair is Photoshop or not.
Piggex is trash welcome to a real gossip site
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IT's funny watching simon be so nice to someone. He seems like that's his daughter when she performs sometimes....that's the only way i can describe it.
I have a sinus headache from Hell that has lasted for about three days. Susan and I should slumber up and watch movies and eat comfort food.
And The BreakDown is right, there is more to just walking out there and belting out notes....
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I didn't know about the simon thing lol though
Maybe solaera......I know that I have major anxiety and I think I would be off to the looney bin if I became famous overnight more than likely.
Submitted by Solaera on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
oh is it...ok that explains a lot then
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Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
thats so true....its kind of a waste. thats shes had this exposure and now the pressure kind of got to her
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I think maybe its just that shes been so (sorry to say no offense to Subo) but unattractive and probably people were always putting her down.......and now suddenly shes this star and people expect miracles from her......its probably too much at once........I think in retrospect her climb to the top was too fast...and probably totally unexpected on her part...but anyways I hope she makes it in some way or another
Yeah.....well, I think a lot is insecurities maybe. I wish the best for her...i just don't know that she'll get over it while everyone is still interested.
Susan is retarded. Highly functioning, but mentally disabled. Her brothers have said it, her wiki page dances around it but it's true. She was deprived of oxygen during birth. She has never worked, has always lived in a tiny town in her childhood home, the youngest of a large family, her siblings have always made sure she was provided for. How would you imagine someone like Susan, an overgrown child, is going to react to all the pressures of fame after such a peaceful and insulated life? Why does everyone think Simon got her the swanky flat and squires her around in a limo when no one else on tour gets that? Because she can't possibly navigate through cities, make it to appearances, check in and out of hotels...she needs supervision.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:18pm.
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I think maybe its just that shes been so (sorry to say no offense to Subo) but unattractive and probably people were always putting her down.......and now suddenly shes this star and people expect miracles from her......its probably too much at once........I think in retrospect her climb to the top was too fast...and probably totally unexpected on her part...but anyways I hope she makes it in some way or another
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Also, I don't mean she can't get over her issues, but they kinda need her to do it now. SO I feel like there wouldn't be time for her to work on them, that's why I say she wouldn't get over them. Not that I think she can't literally work on her issues and get over them.
Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:32pm.
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Awww also just seen your avatar, he's look like a happy gorgeous little boy. Congratulations!!
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Leave susan alone for a sec and check this out!
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I think she either needs to do it, or not do it. If she can't finish it now, she won't be able to ever. I'm not being mean, that's just how I feel. I realize she may have some insecurities and or mental issues. She's not going to hurt her back by singing, it's only 10 minutes or less like some say (yes there are rehearsals but come on it's one song right?). Yeah I know she has to sing several places too. I think she needs to finish out this tour maybe and then give it up. I'm not insensitive to anxiety or insecurities or anything like that, I just feel like she won't get over this and it's not fair to her, her fans, or the people paying her. Everyone is so easy on her too cause they feel sorry for her and yet love her voice at the same time. I just wish people could be understanding like this for others in this situation...I sound like i'm bashing her but i'm not.
She should just do recordings. They would sell well enough for her to make a decent living. She doesn't have to tour.
shame I hope she still continues with the makeover though.
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Yep, what Breakdown said.
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she had too much thrown on her at once.........
yeah denise richads!!!! I bet MK is dreading the comments on this
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
whats a wiffletree?
i have a spinal scoliosis....and im very very tired
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Completely off topic, but...
MK, I love you to bits but I don't know how much longer I can handle Denise fucking Richards' ugly mug staring out at me :/
LOL
I'm joking.. but she does need to step back and re-think this whole celebrity thing. she doesn't seem to be cut out for it.
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Fucka doodle-do.
NaNoop is right -- she's not cut out for celebrity. She needs to return to living a relatively sheltered life with a good, protective manager who can help her showcase her talent without falling apart.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:44pm.
I have a collapsed lung and a headache.
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Christine, you're kidding right?
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leave susan alone for a sec and check this out!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/pierce_brosnan/bond_and_his_babe-061220...
I have a collapsed lung and a headache.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Actually, that's a lie. I'm just tryna win the free trip to the Clinic.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:32pm.
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Awww I saw your avie the other day but you weren't around. Congratulations, he is really adorable. Engorged boozoms arent' much fun..:( Are you getting any sleep?
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My back hurts.
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Susan Boyle could be pregnant.. whos the daddy... simon?? LOL
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:08pm.
*sigh*
I'm tired too
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I'm dehydrated. ;)
I have gas. :P
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Hahahaha..*furiously trying to up the ante* Oh yeah?? Well I have a hangnail. And my toes are sunburned! Beat that!
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Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:08pm.
*sigh*
I'm tired too
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I'm dehydrated. ;)
I have gas. :P
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Hahahaha..*furiously trying to up the ante* Oh yeah?? Well I have a hangnail. And my toes are sunburned! Beat that!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:08pm.
*sigh*
I'm tired too
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I'm dehydrated. ;)
I have gas. :P
I'm really tired of whiny ass people. Sometimes you need to SUCK IT THE FUCK UP and do what you gotta do. Most people would get fired using the excuse of being tired as to why they can't work. Susan Boyle can't go on the stage for 10 minutes or so? SUCK IT UP!
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Speaking of Rumer Willis.
She can play Susan Boyle as a teen, and then Jack Black can play her as an older woman.
If someone writes this screenplay, I want my goddamn check!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:08pm.
*sigh*
I'm tired too
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I'm dehydrated. ;)
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*sigh*
I'm tired too
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:00pm.
If you are a real singer, there is more to it than just getting on stage and singing the song, even if it is one.
SuBO probably has hours of rehearsal a day, deals with handlers that are all vying for a minute of her time, press junkets, etc.
Show business is not cut out for everyone. I just hope she finds a nice balance for HER and doesn't fizzle out before she even really gets started.
That being said, I am waiting for the Jack Blak parody.
LOL!!! I can see this, too!
If you are a real singer, there is more to it than just getting on stage and singing the song, even if it is one.
SuBO probably has hours of rehearsal a day, deals with handlers that are all vying for a minute of her time, press junkets, etc.
Show business is not cut out for everyone. I just hope she finds a nice balance for HER and doesn't fizzle out before she even really gets started.
That being said, I am waiting for the Jack Blak parody.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
How tiring can it be to sing one or two songs in a show?
Sounds like she might be going diva on them lol.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 1:48pm.
Subo is better off going home, and getting on with life. Sing at the local pub or church choir, but let the media shit go.
ITA. If she values her sanity she will.
Subo is better off going home, and getting on with life. Sing at the local pub or church choir, but let the media shit go.
Which makes me think:
That old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago!
Amember when she kicked on the whiffletree?
Yeah. Me neither.
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Submitted by captainhash on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 1:41pm.
lol someone should shoot her
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Why? Is her leg broken too!?
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.