Susan Boyle Is Tired Again
The Britain's Got Talent tour started just two days ago and Susan Boyle has already called in sick. The Daily Mail says that Susan didn't perform in today's matinee in Manchester and she also won't bedazzle the audience with her glorious hummingbird yodel tonight.
The show's rep said that Susan isn't going back to the house of crazy, she's just got the tireds. The spokeswhore for BGT said, "She has been advised to rest today. She has done three amazing performances but she is being advised to rest. She is really disappointed because she wants to be out there performing but she has been advised to have this rest. She sends her sincere apologies to her fans for not appearing in Manchester."
SuBo probably went on an all-night booze and coke binge with her cat Pebbles, so she just needs a day to let the drunk ills wash off of her. Hopefully, SuBo is lying in her Snuggie, sipping on Emergen-C & whiskey and watching Golden Girls re-runs.
Enough with this lady already. Her flippin' drama is getting boring.
Can they just send this creepy bitch back to Scotland already? She isn't that good and if the media would just STFU about her, everyone would forget she ever existed in about 2 seconds. She's going nuts, or more nuts than she was over this. Its not worth it.
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guys seriously, leave susan alone and have a look at this >>
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I warn you, this shit is addictive.
She’s so cute. I love her smile very much. A few days ago, I saw her at the rich dating club " !!! .sugarscupid.com " she posted a nice profile there. Seems she is looking for a nice guy for serious relationships.
she is funy in this picture~!!
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It would make sense to put an Emergen-C in a whiskey shot, as or a tequila shot that might make you so hyper your heart would explode. Whiskey is a downer depressing sorta booze, ya know?
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:05pm.
Solaera is right -- her birth injury/retardation has been discussed fairly extensively in the American press. Which is why I say she needs special treatment & considerations such as Simon has given her if she's going to be successful. I think she can pull it off, but she'll need a lot of help.
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Well, that TOTALLY answers a lot of questions for me. I always figured she smoked a pack a day in utero or some shit - she just has...lol what Provy called it: Slow Face.
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She's great. Stop bad-mouthing her you nasty bitches.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I don't think she's cut out for the fame n' fortune crap unless she takes her cat on tour. The cat isn't going to like that one bit.
I had no interest in watching the games at present....I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___Meetrich.Com_____a great place for rich people to meet their soul mates....
About Susan Boyle...
Like another poster said, she has a great voice but isnt willing/able to tour or cope with the stresses that go along with showbiz.
I agree.
Totally off topic.. my sons tear ducts are clogged and now his eyes get covered in green ooze.. he's my almost perfect little baby.. no more belly stump, weiner looks great- but the eye ooze... ugh!
I'm frusterated.
ALSO-
Why do bands have concerts in NY, NJ, NC, FL, etc but totallk SKIP MD and DC?
fuck thats annoying.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:54pm.
Mike
from your mouth to MK's ears.
I'm so over seeing this plastic bitch everytime I log in, but MK has to make the cheddar, so.
Oh, I'm not faulting MK. I know he's got to make money, and I'm assuming this media blitz is paying well. The folks in the advertising department at E! need a lesson in subtlety, though. After about two minutes on this site, you've had your fill of Denise Richards. I find it hard to believe it's made many people want to tune in.
She may have the voice, but not the will nor desire to deal with fame.
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from your mouth to MK's ears.
I'm so over seeing this plastic bitch everytime I log in, but MK has to make the cheddar, so.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:29pm.
that's what I'm hoping for too. i can't take another day of her crazy eyes.
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whats up with the "try the jello" tag LOL! is there something about this woman i havent heard about? or just because shes nursing home material?
Since the Denise Richards show premieres tonight (I will so NOT be there!), is it to much to hope the ads will be gone tomorrow?
Poor Susan. She just needs to go back to Scotland and live her life in peace and quiet.
Solaera is right -- her birth injury/retardation has been discussed fairly extensively in the American press. Which is why I say she needs special treatment & considerations such as Simon has given her if she's going to be successful. I think she can pull it off, but she'll need a lot of help.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:45pm.
I'm tired too...of her.
Some bitches just don't have what it takes to be famous. You got to work it. We need to introduce her to PP so she can get some tips on how to be desperate.
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manbearpig
omg, LOL, no shit!
"gives everyone nervous side eye"
he wound up in the looney bin forever!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Forget about losing her mind, where on earth is her neck? The shot above looks like someone wearing a Susan Boyle "Bo Selecta" mask!
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Solaera on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
If what you're saying is true, then that could explain a lot of her inability to cope. If not everything.
i don't think Susan is talented AT ALL. i think she needs to be left alone before we start seeing her flashing her vag 'accidentally'. *barf*
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Wow, is it true that Susan is mentally challenged? Anyone read "Valley of the Dolls"?
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:04pm.
If the whole famous thing doesn't work out, Susan Boyle could always be one of those ladies who comes to an elementary school every Tuesday and Thursday to give the students music and singing lessons.
She could teach them to belt out the old classics, even though no matter how hard she tries, the youngest kids will always say "My country Tiffany," and "Okay can you sing by the donzer lee light."
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Hahaha...I'm laughing but you may be on to something there.
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2003 was quite awhile ago though to be honest when i think about it. They hadn't even made the "crazy in love " song or whatever it was I don't think..so I guess I would get over it also. If they had made that song, they just made it.
I'm sick of this trifling troglodyte.
To think first seeing her clip almost made me cry now it's clear it's just another chug chug fame train. Suck it Subo. Suck it hard.
If the whole famous thing doesn't work out, Susan Boyle could always be one of those ladies who comes to an elementary school every Tuesday and Thursday to give the students music and singing lessons.
She could teach them to belt out the old classics, even though no matter how hard she tries, the youngest kids will always say "My country Tiffany," and "Okay can you sing by the donzer lee light."
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well yeah that's possible.....and wow, threw her down the stairs huh? If that's true that girl has been threw it
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:56pm.
Look maybe it was just a one time thing or something so B wasn't too bothered like maybe he was really drunk or something......There have been rumors though that B in a jealous rage once threw her down the stairs and on one trip where JZ and Riri were performing together B got sooo jealous that she flew over
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I've heard about the hooking up thing, and if that's true....I think beyonce hides their problems well......it seems like it doesn't phase her or maybe we don't see enough of them.
Thanks guys! So....she is just lucky like that.......just kinda home and all the sudden discovered.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:48pm.
JZ visited the island where shes from and was apparently very impressed with her. But seeing as he isn't really the type to pick up proteges and especially not women....there've been rumors that they kind of hooked up and thats how he signed her up
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Rosemary:
def jam discovers rihanna
During Christmas 2003, a series of chance events unfolded that would change Rihanna's life forever. A New York City record producer, Evan Rogers, was vacationing with his wife near Rihanna's home. A mutual friend introduced them, and after Rihanna belted out a few tunes for Rogers, he realized her potential and invited her to New York to record some demo songs. Rihanna jumped at the opportunity to sing professionally, and she took Rogers up on his offer the following spring.
It wasn't long before Rihanna was auditioning for Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter, head of Def Jam Recordings. Despite her nervousness, Rihanna wowed the Def Jam record execs and was signed to a deal before she walked out the door. Work immediately began on her singles, starting with "Pon de Replay," one of the punchy dance numbers that had first impressed Jay-Z.
Speaking of Rihanna, I'd like to know if she was discovered in america, or where she is from. It's probably that she came here trying to get discovered, but I always found it odd when someone is from another country like that and they get huge here....I always picture them sitting at home in their country and someone just walks up and discovers them and brings them to america. Id like to have a total mental picture of how she and others from other countries that are small like that were discovered.
Some folks, despite their massive amounts of talent, just aren't cut out for the hard grind of fame. Amy Winehouse is another one who just can't cut it when it comes to the pressures of fame. Perhaps these two shouldn't play anything tougher than weekly karaoke at the local pub along with the odd talent show where everyone always claps for you ,pats you on the back and wishes you well.
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I am not a pussy.
I'm tired too...of her.
Some bitches just don't have what it takes to be famous. You got to work it. We need to introduce her to PP so she can get some tips on how to be desperate.
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:35pm.
Thats true and I think no offense but some people actually enjoy their lives as nobodies.Subo was probably just expecting to make it for the first two rounds and get a pat on the back and then she was probably going to go home to all her relatives and they'd say good girl or something. I don't think she ever expected to become an overnight sensation. In Rhianna's case though I'm sure JZ was pretty overwhelmed by those other "talents" she possesses as well.....
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:08pm.
Who's going to hold her hand then?
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Hopefully, she'll be holding a big bucket of cash!
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it's more than just talent, you need dedication and determination, this is why Rihanna has a career and this lady didn't make it...
also t&a helps
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Submitted by Solaera on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
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That makes quite a bit of sense and if true, touring is probably a really bad idea unless they give her someone to watch over her, a helper of sorts. My kids are handicapped, so I know what it's like and I can't imagine either one of them doing well on tour for more than a few days.
She might do best getting more training now, making records and doing the occasional smaller, shorter tour. I just hope she doesn't get taken to the cleaners (lol, who am I kidding?) and that her family makes sure she gets compensated fairly.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:22pm.
She is a good soul but one brick short of a full load. However talented she may be, she's clearly not fully equiped to handle the pressure of a career in the music industry.
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That's exactly it. She has brain damage from oxygen deprivation at birth. She's not equipped, as you and another Dlisted put it a while back.
She needs to put out a CD, make her money, and go back to her little cottage and enjoy her simple life with her 57 cats and her tea cozies.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:22pm.
thats the truth..
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
She is a good soul but one brick short of a full load. However talented she may be, she's clearly not fully equiped to handle the pressure of a career in the music industry.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:09pm.
Perez is a piece of crap. His site is worthless now.
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Ah yaaa?! Perez is soooo oover. Perez whooo?
Perez is a piece of crap. His site is worthless now. I don't even think he writes it now, if he does....that is even worse. Well, a lot is just copy and pasted days later. The stuff that isn't, is all about Lady Ga ga, or gays and how angry he is about prop 8 really. Or, he's being really inappropriate. He makes me sicker than Paris almost (unless it's true about Paris forgetting about dogs in her closets, I know perez doesn't do that at least).
They're coddling her because she is a cash cow.
There is talk of bringing the tour stateside and it would be interesting to see if she could even hold up through an elongated tour and more media press.
Also important to note will be how she is treated after her fifteen minutes of fame have gone by the wayside.
Who's going to hold her hand then?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:14pm.
Speaking of Rumer Willis.
She can play Susan Boyle as a teen, and then Jack Black can play her as an older woman.
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LOL! Tooooooo funny!!!!!!!!