Jennifer Aniston Is In On The Joke (I Think)
Maddox's nemesis was honored at the Crystal + Lucy Awards yesterday for her contribution to film and the tabloid industry. By the way, I knew two sisters in junior high school named Crystal and Lucy. They wanted to be cholas so bad, but their facial features just weren't made for dark lip liner and Sharpie eyebrows. They gave up on that dream and decided to get knocked up at the same time instead. It warms my no-heart that they have an entire awards show named after them now. If anyone deserves it, they do.
While accepting her award, Jenny Aniston once again joked about her love life, "I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl...which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup. Followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great! I'm at table six, and my agents are at table 12."
Then Jennifer laughed like she's never laughed before! Then slowly her laugh turned into a quiet cry which turned into a category 7 Tsunami of tears. Then she pulled pieces of her own hair out while mumbling, "You stupid, stupid, stupid, you stupid stupid..."
But seriously, Jenny's next movie is called The Baster, so she maybe she should put on her sexiest dress and start cruising the kitchen utensil section of Crate & Barrel.
Here's more of Jenny last night looking hot while wearing a beautiful dress made by Reynolds Wrap. She used her dress later to make a delicious meal of roasted chicken and vegetables....for one.
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that's a seriously horrible dress.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 12:41pm.
She probably forked over about 75 grand between the dress and hair "style". How twisted is that?
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It's just sad:(
They both make crap movies. Finding a movie with some substance in this day and age is like searching for a strand of hay in a stack of needles.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
and i'd much rather watch a Jennifer Aniston movie than Jolie's action crap.
if jen & ange battled just based on acting talent, jen would win with a knockout in the first round, imho
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Jeez, put your "Crystal-Lucy" next to the Oscar I guess. Did this take place in a school gym?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 12:39pm.
You know - I might finding her amusing on this day if her dress wasn't atrocious and her hair wasn't a mess. All the charm of her words is totally lost on me now.
She probably forked over about 75 grand between the dress and hair "style". How twisted is that?
She's totally channeling Mimi in that third thumb.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
You know - I might finding her amusing on this day if her dress wasn't atrocious and her hair wasn't a mess. All the charm of her words is totally lost on me now.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
with the exception of Office space. none of the films Aniston was in is ever good. it's all bland romcoms. that ain't a contribution.
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GOD BLESS THE ANNISTON!
I dont care what anyone says, I like her, she's a regular Greek chick. Jolie is just whacko as ever, people are distracted by all the bahbees. If not for the Brad thingee, JA would be rolling along as an America's Sweetheart clone. Just think if Billy Bob had bought in to Jolie's mega adoption ideas she'd still be with that ick. He didnt so they broke up, then he drank the vial with her blood and moved on.
somebody noted yesterday that jennifer looks much younger than sluttalina, even though jen is actually 6-7 years older.
i totally agree, jen looks better than ange
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At 2nd glance going through the thumbnails, this ho is aging, fast. The sun hasn't been kind to her skin, she looks 45.
At first glance, I thought I was looking at talent.
But on second glimpse?
Nah.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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What contribution has she made to film exactly?
I can smear pictures of butterflies on the side of my house with my own shit. I'm certainly producing art, but I'm not making any meaningful contribution to the art world.
She might be in a lot of movies, but she's contributed nothing. Well, I guess she's part of this new breed of actors who manage to draw in audiences because the whore out their personal lives so much.
Looks like the guests just keep on piling into the Aniston Pity Party.
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Spray tan, spray tan!!
She looks a mess.
At a quick glimpse, she looks like Kirstie Aley in the first pic... Not the overweight K, but the younger K.
Her buh bees look a bit larger than usual.