Jennifer Aniston Is In On The Joke (I Think)
Maddox's nemesis was honored at the Crystal + Lucy Awards yesterday for her contribution to film and the tabloid industry. By the way, I knew two sisters in junior high school named Crystal and Lucy. They wanted to be cholas so bad, but their facial features just weren't made for dark lip liner and Sharpie eyebrows. They gave up on that dream and decided to get knocked up at the same time instead. It warms my no-heart that they have an entire awards show named after them now. If anyone deserves it, they do.
While accepting her award, Jenny Aniston once again joked about her love life, "I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl...which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup. Followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great! I'm at table six, and my agents are at table 12."
Then Jennifer laughed like she's never laughed before! Then slowly her laugh turned into a quiet cry which turned into a category 7 Tsunami of tears. Then she pulled pieces of her own hair out while mumbling, "You stupid, stupid, stupid, you stupid stupid..."
But seriously, Jenny's next movie is called The Baster, so she maybe she should put on her sexiest dress and start cruising the kitchen utensil section of Crate & Barrel.
Here's more of Jenny last night looking hot while wearing a beautiful dress made by Reynolds Wrap. She used her dress later to make a delicious meal of roasted chicken and vegetables....for one.
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Man, that dress does nothing for her at all. In fact, it makes her look like she has no waist or hips and she looks heavy. And what is with her fly-away hair? She is not aging well at all. She has the apostrophes and needs some restylane already... She looks older than Courtney and I think Courtney is much older...
Good old Jen, I wonder how it feels to be Hollywood joke...
Diego, I must be a JenHen,too...we come in all ages and sexes. (-: I am so glad you mentioned all her charity work...she does that type of thing WITHOUT a bunch of hoopla (unlike some we know).
I think anyone can see attractiveness in either sex, no matter what their orientation. I have "crushes" on both men and women...let's see...Clive Owen AND Charlize Theron.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 4:46pm.
Haha, does this make me a bitter old hen who wears mom jeans?
I've just always liked her. She was my first celebrity crush. I was like 14 or 15 and refused to miss an episode of Friends. And, oh, how I hear that from people . . . you know, because I'm gay I must immediately fear, hate and be repulsed by vaginas. You know how that goes.
People freak out so much because she's not as involved in charities or whatever. I want to be like, um, hello? She is. She just doesn't see the need to turn every good deed into a photo-op for People or brag about what a grand humanitarian she is every time someone asks her a question.
The people who talk badly about Jennifer are the same people who you would never take home to mom. I doubt any of the people who are spewing their shit look a quarter as good as she does. She seems sweet so I don't get the hate.
Submitted by Diego on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 4:39pm.
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ITA with every word, Diego. I don't get the hate, either.
I think the Brangeloonies have done this boring chick a world of good, at least career-wise. Never gave two shits about her and found it annoying how the media fell all over her during the ratings height of Friends, but now, she's out of my face most of the time and only in it when she's got something to promote and on celeb schmoozing crap "awards" shows. So yeah, bottom line is I've paid to see her movies post-Brangelina but would rather watch paint dry than pay for an Angie or Pitt movie since then....WHOA, kind of digging this run-on sentence mess, so I won't edit.
I really just don't understand the hate for this girl. Personally, I think she's awesome, but I get that not everyone digs her. What I don't get is why there so much venom spewed at her. I'd kinda like to know what she done to make people react so psychotic about her. "Man"iston? Really? Then there are the idiots who can't say her name and call her "X" like we're in some Harry Potter book.
Ok, so she's not Meryl Streep, but she seems perfectly happy with her life and career. And why shouldn't she be? She's successful, beautiful . . . the whole package. And to those of you who say she's ugly? Oh my fuck are you delusional? This girl is beautiful. And she might not take Oscar winning roles, but she is talented. She was hilarious in her King of the Hill guest spot, I actually loved her in Bruce Almighty, I cried like a little girl at Marley & Me, and Friends is a show I still miss.
She also does work with charity. She has worked with St. Jude's, she's worked with an orphanage in Mexico, she works with a charity that helps children with Down's and autism and she's actually won the Vanguard Award from GLAAD in 2007, I think. She's also won an Emmy, a Golden Globe, a SCreen Actors Guild award, and about half a dozen People's Choice awards.
So, yeah, I don't get all this hatefulness that people seem compelled to wallow in whenever she's mentioned.
Oh boy, Jennifer "Giant hypocrite" Aniston is talking about her love life again. Just wait, next week one of the tabloids will run a story about this, and she'll go crying to the media about how nobody wil stop talking about her love life.
I like her because she laughs at herself and doesn't seem to take herself too seriously. That's an attractive quality.
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There's something about that fourth thumbnail. I can't tear my gaze away.
She usually has a good sense of fashion but this one SUCKS!!!
Most of the times she looks very elegant and fashionable but this dress is FUGLY!!!!!!!
Come on Jen, you can do better than this!
Seriously why are we even talking about this woman? All she ever did was get cheated on by Brad Pitt. That is the fascination? Who cares. You know she's not around because of her faaaaabulous acting skills or a haircut ~15 years ago.
Yawn.
The thing about all the Friends cast, is that they play the same character over and over. I just saw this movie "Blue Powder" and that Lisa Kudrow chick is in it. I saw the same quirky character she played in Friends, except toned down a bit. It was annoying.
I recently saw one of AJ's movies, The Changeling, and I was surprised that I really liked it. I thought all I would see was a baby-toting Angie, especially after reading this site for so long, lol. I think it was Love Anderson that explained why The Changeling was tolerable. I think she said something like AJ mostly rolled around on her skates looking panicked and then was put into a mental hospital and AJ always pulls off the woman-in-a-mental-institution roles quite well since she is most likely certifiable herself. I totally cracked up when I read that. I just had to post it again, tehe. Sorry if I gave credit to the wrong person, but it had me laughing out loud like an idiot. Thank you :)
must of been a slow year for contributions in film from women. stick to ironing horz, leave the female leads to tyler perry
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
She's hit the same wall Pamela Anderson hit. The Crystal and Lucy Award?? What a joke to honor such a marginal talent.
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Well... at least she can make fun of herself and doesn't take herself seriously. That's a good trait. And damn it, she looks really nice. Cluck cluck!. Haha!.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:26pm.
Meh. She's cute and good at what she does. It's impossible to get worked up over or hate on this woman. She clearly has a good sense of humor about things and always keeps it classy.
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Thumbnails 3, 4 and 7 are amazing. Especially 7 where she's playing with her hair. I just love this girl so hard. My boy has started renting her movies because he says they work better than porn. And he's right.
I like St. Angie's movies and am not a Loonie, and I feel completely meh about Aniston only because she's just so BLAH.
Contribution to film? Okay, seriously, has she ever had a hit movie? Has she had an acclaimed movie other than 'The Good Girl'? Doesn't she pretty much play the same part in every movie she does? I don't really have anything against her acting - it's not as though she's particularly terrible. I just don't see where she distinguishes herself from anyone else. Yeah, she was on Friends, but that's her biggest claim to fame and probably always will be and, frankly, I'd rather watch Courteney Cox. *shrug*
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When I saw the top picture I thought she was on "Hollywood Squares"!!
sup, tits! i hope you got to read my thanks for the gossie gargamel on the ERW thread a while back :)
ON: i hope jen finds happiness. she deserves it!
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 2:09pm
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I'm with you on these denise richard's ad's. It doesn't seem healthy or natural that we're forced to stare at her face while trying to read every posting on this site. Her eyes are burning holes through my brain.
Jennifer Aniston gets an award for her contribution to film. The only way to justify that is maybe her production company does some good movies, I don't know. Then Jenny, who you'd think would want to keep her film legacy separate from her brave efforts to save the publishing industry, implies that they're the same thing.
I'd say she was definitely in on the joke, but something's not right if her precious hair is such a mess.
How long has it been? Four years?
What Brad wasn't an adult stable man? Well if she emasculated him like Jolie it would've lasted. But no... she had to let him keep his manhood.
Eh, Jen bores me. Don't really have anything against the woman, she's just so...vanilla.
I can see why she gets the needy rep with all her self-loathing relationship quips tho. She's kinda sabotaging herself.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:59pm.
i always thought Brandon Boyd was hot because he almost resembles Anthony.
i think Axel Rose was a hot ginge before he went bonkers with plastic surgery.
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...looking hot while wearing a beautiful dress made by Reynolds Wrap. She used her dress later to make a delicious meal of roasted chicken and vegetables....for one.
HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I know it's sad and everything but dayum, MK you funny.
meanwhile, who is writing the Denise Richards stuff? "dancing in front of million"? Who tf is "Million"? And quit trying to pass her off as a bad girl. She's the milque in milquetoast.
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I'm sorry but I love her, and that quote was actually funny.
Haters can suck it.
Jennifer MANiston getting an award for films?
Whats next?
Pauly Shore & Carrot Top being honoured by the Academy for their contribution to arts and science?
Ugh... Yawnn..
MK how much longer is this pact with Satan going on with Denise Richards foul mug staring @ me ? I realize IN THIS Economy a bitch gotta get paid, but Please as this fuggs sez "for the sake of the children"'
fuckin Rotten Whore Denise Richards.. awful..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
What? £5000 per month for hair care and she walks around like a damp dog on a rainy day? Meh.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:59pm.
Anthony Kiedis = me too!!
And, erm, did the timeline just shift? It's almost noon on SATURDAY here in the old pueblo...
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Oops! i seriously got caught in the time warp again, facck! it is definitely saturday
have a good saturday too
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:57pm.
you are allowed to lust after whomever you want! it doesn't count if they want to or not!
oh, for me, Anthony Kiedis also
have a good sunday, diamond!
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Anthony Kiedis = me too!!
And, erm, did the timeline just shift? It's almost noon on SATURDAY here in the old pueblo...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:56pm.
I miss Stoney today!
Bi girls!! (was that sexist?)
Don't know if that was sexist, but who cares! Catch ya later :)
HOLY FUCK, the log in is at the bottom of the page in Internet Explorer with all these fuckings ads!
Don't mind me, I updated my beloved Firefox and now my damn shortcuts to FF don't work. I am pissed but not as pissed as having to use IE for the time being. I hate IE!
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This is not a good pic of her, and she does look like a hot mess. That dress puts her tittays up front but also makes her look like she has a stomach but no waist. She really should also cover up her feet, which look like they're mostly made up of tendons.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:46pm.
Musicians I'd like to fuck: Kevin Griffin of Better Than Ezra. He's so fekkingly beautiful in the "In The Blood Video" - And I certainly can't say anyone I'd like to fuck would be even remotely interesting in fucking me, cuz you know I'm haggard old jelly AJ htr.
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you are allowed to lust after whomever you want! it doesn't count if they want to or not!
oh, for me, Anthony Kiedis also
have a good sunday, diamond!
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I miss Stoney today!
Bi girls!! (was that sexist?)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:13pm
Men I'd Fuck:
-ummmm, an astronaut
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bring adult diapers,duct-tape and a rope. i hear it turns them.
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wooo! i'm ready for astro-love! haha
Don't forget the Astro-Glide!!!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:37pm.
You probably provoked her.
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LOL. Yeah, I provoked her with the truth. And provocation isn't a defense for violence. ;-)
Submitted by Zonko on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:45pm.
These pics just reminded me to add beef jerky to my shopping list.
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didn't you hear? the plant burned down. i think slutty did it.
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Don't know what's worse, Angelina's sexist, repetitive action flicks or Aniston's sexist, repetitive romcoms.
At least Aniston has class and some talent.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:37pm.
You probably provoked her.
Hens (as you no doubt are) tend to be argumentative and they know all the right buttons to press.
They get an argument and get to feel like the eternal victim. Just like their idol, Chinnifer Anusstone.
Pity parties and WHY MEEEE LiveJournal entries soon follow.
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Submitted by Agie on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:42pm.
She looks like she has aged 5 years since I last saw pics of her. And sorry AJ haters, I don't get what hating AJ has to do with liking JA. And no, I'm no brangeloonie.
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I think she might not look so good right now because it looks like she got a boob job. That's major surgery and the anesthesia makes you look like a train wreck for about 3 mos afterward. Maybe forever.
Ok, horz. The house needs cleaning and the DH and the cats aren't going to do it. So TTFN you lovely fine hawt mamas!!!
Glad she has kept her great sense of humor...at the end of the day that's all you got.
The HELL happened to her in the time between the red carpet and the stage? She looks a hot ass mess up there!
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 1:28pm.
hahaa! (ditto on kevin bacon) i couldn't think of anymore either!
i know they'll come to me, in a minute?!
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For the longest time I had a crush on the actor who played Jackson Pollack - I'm always forgetting his name! I also liked Tom Skerrit A LOT, but he's getting up there in years.
Musicians I'd like to fuck: Kevin Griffin of Better Than Ezra. He's so fekkingly beautiful in the "In The Blood Video" - you can youtube it. I don't know if he's still that hot. Time seems to fuck with everyone. And I certainly can't say anyone I'd like to fuck would be even remotely interesting in fucking me, cuz you know I'm haggard old jelly AJ htr.
These pics just reminded me to add beef jerky to my shopping list.