Jennifer Aniston Is In On The Joke (I Think)
Maddox's nemesis was honored at the Crystal + Lucy Awards yesterday for her contribution to film and the tabloid industry. By the way, I knew two sisters in junior high school named Crystal and Lucy. They wanted to be cholas so bad, but their facial features just weren't made for dark lip liner and Sharpie eyebrows. They gave up on that dream and decided to get knocked up at the same time instead. It warms my no-heart that they have an entire awards show named after them now. If anyone deserves it, they do.
While accepting her award, Jenny Aniston once again joked about her love life, "I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl...which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup. Followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great! I'm at table six, and my agents are at table 12."
Then Jennifer laughed like she's never laughed before! Then slowly her laugh turned into a quiet cry which turned into a category 7 Tsunami of tears. Then she pulled pieces of her own hair out while mumbling, "You stupid, stupid, stupid, you stupid stupid..."
But seriously, Jenny's next movie is called The Baster, so she maybe she should put on her sexiest dress and start cruising the kitchen utensil section of Crate & Barrel.
Here's more of Jenny last night looking hot while wearing a beautiful dress made by Reynolds Wrap. She used her dress later to make a delicious meal of roasted chicken and vegetables....for one.
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Jen, Jen, Jen! call Brad! remind him tenderly that stupid really does belong with stupid..then call Ange and play the Friends theme tune down the line, it's your only chance...go girl GO!
'I did't do it, nobody saw me do it'
JFC, she looks like total hell. Her hair is just AWFUL and she could have worn a bit more makeup - some lipstick perhaps? Nice of you to roll out of bed, throw a dress on and go to accept your award. Guess this one doesn't MATTER as much, eh Jen? I never liked her. Who wants to have a one-sided fight with themselves over that? Go for it. I won't be here - I have a date with some Percocet.
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Submitted by Bellaella on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 2:08pm.
Because wishing someone dead and calling them a loser isn't personally attacking anyone or abusive. Right?
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
"She used her dress later to make a delicious meal of roasted chicken and vegetables....for one."
But what about Norman? Surely Jen wouldn't leave him out!
I'm guessing it was roasted chicken and vegetables....for two.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Bellaella you dumb twat! Go stick a d*ck in your mouth and STFU already. You sound like an uneducated moron. Nothing like jumping on the bandwagon. I don't think Babyface whatever needs your support. And it's MK's site - he can write whatever he wants. It's the little dip shits like you that need a kick to the face. JMO.
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:49pm.
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This will be my last post on this matter. YAWN.
If you read my posts, I've made myself clear. If you like her fine, why is it so important for you to defend this person? Why does it just rattle you so tremendously that other people may not like her? I just find the personal, heated attacks over celeb gossip a bit odd. Who cares if others don't like someone you do?
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Agree with you Baby Jane Hudson. I just wrote a couple of lines on Jen and K2 responded with this crazy long ranting abusive personal attack post. I bet you, Jen Aniston will have a restraining order against her soon
K2 - Go drop dead you loser. So why don't you attack MK for being rude about Jen? We are all entitled to our opinions and this isn't a We love Jen site
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:49pm.
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This will be my last post on this matter. YAWN
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LMFAO! Sure it will. Even if you don't write a comment, you'll be coming back to see if I responded.
I could care less that you don't like Aniston. That doesn't "rattle" me. I just find it pathetic that you continue to linger on a thread about a person you don't care for. WHY?
Why are you soooo upset over the heated attacks? You come onto a thread and say you don't like her. We got it. But then you keep coming back and reiterating the fact that you don't like her. At some point, you just cross the line from being a person with an opinion to an antagonistic child. Don't expect people not to debate you.
I could give a rats ass about other celebrities. But when it come to Aniston, I do have a soft spot for her. I will always defend the underdog.
She's been put through enough humiliation over the years. You're entitled to your opinion - if that's what you want to call it. You just sound cynical and nasty to me.
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugarscupid.com " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
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This will be my last post on this matter. YAWN.
If you read my posts, I've made myself clear. If you like her fine, why is it so important for you to defend this person? Why does it just rattle you so tremendously that other people may not like her? I just find the personal, heated attacks over celeb gossip a bit odd. Who cares if others don't like someone you do?
I never claimed to be in an inner circle of Jen's. Like many people here, I know people that work in and around the industry. It is not a big deal at ALL. They don't have dinner at Johnny Depp's every Sunday night. Having loads of family and friends that have everyday lives in Los Angeles means they do come in contact with famous people occasionally (some more than others). I'm amused that you think this is some big deal that I would bother to lie about. lol Anyway, good luck to you, I just think you shouldn't let other peoples' opinions about trivial stuff bother you so much. Life is too short.
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Awful hair, questionable dress, and her cheeks looked lightly stuffed -- less than Meg Ryan and Heather Locklear but just like that.
Funny how the people who insist they don't like Jen --- just won't go away. I find it entertaining and very telling.
I also love people who claim they know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone else, who knows .... a celebrity! Please spare us. That's like me saying I know someone who works for Star magazine so therefore everything they print must be true!
Whiny Jen? Didn't like or watch Friends? Then how the hell would you know sooo much about a chic that you don't even care to watch? Reading too many tabloids one would assume. Oh that's right it must be from hanging out with the imaginary inner circle? I suspect it's just a clear case of closet obsession. lol
p.s. I can't speak for everyone but I'll say that the majority of the people on this thread are individuals ... none of this one in the same person bullshit. There are plenty of people who like Aniston - we don't need to use different alias' to defend her.
It is so hilarious (or sad really) how a couple of individuals (same person maybe?) are soooo sensitive about any criticism thrown Jen's way. There are VERY few celebs that I will fanatically defend, especially if I've never met them.
I've been coming here for years off and on because of all the differing opinions, some I agree with and some I don't --so what?? I just don't understand the PERSONAL attacks on others for their opinions.
Sorry, I don't care for whiny Jen, never have. I also didn't find Friends funny. AND I don't really care what you say about nutty Angie because I'm not her and I don't know her. In fact, I think chances are good that THAT hot mess will come to a sad end somehow.
As for "everyone" thinking Jen is a sweetheart ... not hardly. A few folks find her phony, paranoid, vain, and cold. Here, I actually DO know people that have encountered her in different situations. However, if YOU like her, fine but not everyone is so charmed by her. But as I said, those that have met her like her loads better than Coutney Cox. Courtney has a habit of treating those that can't speak back like dirt. She is pushy and very self-involved. No one likes her but Jen. And Jen just sits back and smiles or laughs while Courtney is acting like a bitch.
Submitted by Bellaella on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:17pm.
Why o why are there so many crazed Jenloonie fans here?!!!
I can't stand Jen . Because of her, I don't watch the re-runs of Friends anymore because you realised that's really her - annoying and whiny.
And she does look crazed in this picture with her 1000000 dollars haircut/styling while I can't even afford to cut mine
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Why are why are there so many dumb f*cking haters on a Jen thread to begin with? You don't like her - then move along. No need to stop and stare.
What a jealous frump you sound like. You can't afford to cut your hair but you can afford the cable line to the Internet?! Sounds like the green eyed monster is rearing it's ugly head. Lets hate on her b/c she can afford to highlight,cut and style her hair on a daily basis.
You have to be weary of anyone who carries around a hatred for another person who seems genuinely kind and loving, who lives to make people laugh and who carries themselves with class and dignity. Says alot about you and your character if you can't stand someone like that! You sound like a real winner (said with extra sarcasm)!
Submitted by Bellaella on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:17pm.
But at least she spends her own money and isn't expecting the taxpayer to bail out her charity work like Brad is in New Orleans......just look it up and you'll see ...Also I'm pretty sick of Brad and Jolie always making very public donations chump change of course before they have a movie out ..........
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Why o why are there so many crazed Jenloonie fans here?!!!
I can't stand Jen . Because of her, I don't watch the re-runs of Friends anymore because you realised that's really her - annoying and whiny.
And she does look crazed in this picture with her 1000000 dollars haircut/styling while I can't even afford to cut mine!
Its so unfair Armpitt can make digs at Mel Gibson and no one tells him to shut his goofy mouth but Aniston can't even talk about the guy and she was married to the fool for seven years afterall
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Jen looks great and shes rocking
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She looks great & no one can deny that was funny!!
& what's up with Denise the past few days?? Did MK sell his soul?
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I don't know where most of you people are coming from... not aging well?? She looks DAMN good for a woman her age!!! Just look at thumbnail #1 and #3.
Having said that, usually she has a great sense of style but i'm not feeling this dress... It's hideous !!
And i don't understand why jennifer is always associated with Angelina? Why compare their acting or anything else for that matter? They're clearly two VERY different individuals! So what if she's not "Meryl streep" material, acting wise? I'd love to see Angie do a rom-com and be as good as aniston... oh she "tried" that with "Life or something like it" and FAILED miserably! Do you get the point? I think it's only the tabloids and brangeloonies who will NEVER let go off this triangle!!!
To me, Jen seems pretty classy and down to earth. And to joke about yourself in public... that's one of the MANY qualities i admire about her!
You go Jen !!
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:20am
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I'll start by saying, I sympathize with the loss of your mom. With that being said, I think you're a loon and then some.
As for your comment regarding Jen only being nice to her inner circle.... well, most people are that way. People have a tendency to keep their guard up when it comes to people they do not know or trust. It's great that in this business - Jen does surround herself with people she trusts - even if it is a small circle of friends. Why on earth would you judge her for that? You sound bitter. For someone who doesn't care for Jen or Jolie, you sure spend alot of time picking apart anything that pertains to her. She's icy? Well, if you had people writing bullshit about you on a daily basis you might be icy too.
OH and BTW, even her EX husband still refers to her as a sweetheart - as do most people in the business. You don't accumulate as many close friends as she has if you're not genuine and kind. Brad has always said she exudes warmth and that people gravitate to her. SO STFU with your dribble. Jolie has zero friends, a brother who is in love with her, a looong line of women who don't trust her and men in her life that she's seduced from other women! OH she's just sooo unique!
She looks rode hard and put away wet. Old, old, old, and she's been in the sun waaaay too much.
I think Jen looks great in the dress, from the neck down. I don't know why everyone's knocking it!
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Submitted by IHY on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 6:14pm.
Good old Jen, I wonder how it feels to be Hollywood joke...
I think you could ask Wholie with all the Bying childrens deal.
That dress does Nothing for her.
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I almost feel bad for Jennifer Aniston because Brad and Angie will be mentioned along with her name for the rest of her life. For some reason, people will fucking never get over that. Then I stop feeling bad when I realize that Aniston has million$ in the bank and a Hefty bag of headies in her mansion.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
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so no further commentary is necessary on that ilk.
Please do be true to your word.
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what an ugly yap she has!!!
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Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 6:50pm.
BTW, I'm not a great fan of Angie's either ... why choose? She's nuts BUT at least she can act and she is definitely one of a kind.
If I may correct a small error. She is indeed nuts but can only play herself. Hence, Oscar for nutjob, gales of laughter for agonised mothers with Count Chocula accents. 'One of a kind'? Well.... HW is not short of women who have made careers on the back of men- daddy, husbands etc and who blab endlessly about what should be private. Where she is one of a kind is to be drawn to married/engaged men like an Electra complex driven missile and yet portray herself as the earth mother. That is unique,I'll give you that.
PS Am not Jen fan, sig is IRONY
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Pimpcessa has already established herself as a loon a long time ago, so no further commentary is necessary on that ilk.
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Submitted by Tatiana on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 4:36pm.
If I hear about her relationships, it's more often I hear it from other people if anything.
It seems like ANY TIME Jennifer Aniston brings up her love life, everyone's willing to pounce on her words.
To be fair, what it looks like to *me* is that there's such a blatant double standard between Jennifer Aniston and Brangelina. There's at least a 50% chance we won't hear Jennifer Aniston talking about how it sucks to be single...and when she's in a relationship, she gets criticized for talking about her partner. Over the past 4 years, neither Brad Pitt NOR Angelina Jolie shut the fuck up about how "in love" they are. It's all they ever talk about.
Where's the criticism for those tools? Beside from the D-Listed folk, people who dare mock this holier than thou couple are silenced.
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I really doubt she wants the attention associated with her nutless ex husband. Brad Pitt is the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to her. I think she's a decent person. Which is rare in her profession. She doesn't act smug or pretend to be a righteous person.
I think that because of Friends, she's well-established, but I have to agree that outside of the triangle, she wouldn't have the recognition she does now...it doesn't really bother me though. It could be worse.
But, eh, I'm going to be nice and say that she takes a lot of the attention in stride and overall handles herself well.
She doesn't take herself too seriously, which is good, because there's NOTHING more annoying than a bunch of buzzkill who can't take a joke or any criticism...
*shifts eyes in other direction*
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Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:20am.
lol get at 'em! it's hard to be neutral when it comes to these three. both Loons, jen's and angie's( i don't think brad has any loonies) go batty when you voice your dislike for either one.
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Wow, PIMPCESSA...
Are you serious? Why the hostility at me? I thought I made myself clear ... who gives a fuck either way about Jen or Angie? I'm quite sick of them both. It seems YOU are quite the rabid defender of someone you probably don't know. Who has the issue here?
As for your psychological analysis of me ... good try, SHITlock. Let's see ...
16? lol . . . I was once!
Angie defender? Read my first post
JJ? Who the hell is that?
My name? Well, if you must know ... it is a tribute to a mother who died of cancer when I was 13. She introduced me to classic movies, Hollywood gossip, and this odd movie. I wasn't trying to be clever. Oh and not all of us are quite as CREATIVE as you PIMPCESSA. Now get off my ass, weirdo and get back to your Daddy. I think he is ready for that "extra help" you promised him.
Why won't everyone stop bitching about the fucking ads? Let MK make his money. It's not like his only goal in life is to search for shit for us to make fun of. If putting Denise Richards ads helps MK pay the bills what's the big fucking deal? Stop being such whiny bitches- you see worse shit on the Caption This every damn day.
Jennifer Anniston just seems to be a helluva lot classier than her ex-husband's new paramour.
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Haha, that may be tru luv, but some of us on myspace look more brokedown than she does. Just funnin, haha.
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AHAAHAHA that's the funniest thing a loonie has ever said.
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Jennifer Aniston maintains her level of exposure now because of you know who. All the people who believe otherwise are just fooling themselves.
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Wow, Jenifer Aniston's really working overtime to come up with aliases and post on dlisted eh?
But, I have to say, that outfit sucks on her.
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Wanna know what one of the clues to being a loonie is???? The name Baby Jane. You folks at JJ can't ever come up with anything good. Take your moms valium again honey and you will once again think you're funny. Jen seems to laugh harder than any of you "h8trs". All she did was be married to Pitt-stop and have a longer relatioship with him than he's in right now and that burns your 16 year old, Lara Croft loving ass. Haha. BTW, Jen could BUY Brangelina. And maybe the kiddies too. And probably take better care of them to boot!
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Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 6:50pm.
Yeah! Why do Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie have to be an either/or proposition. I could care less--I'm not Brad Pitt.
Most celebs are assholes, so I'm certainly not going to worship some bitch just because someone stole her man--for all I know it could have been karmic retribution.
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Submitted by IHY on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 6:14pm.
Good old Jen, I wonder how it feels to be Hollywood joke
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Sweetheart, if people in hollywood are laughing at Jen, then the joke is on them and and the clueless haters. Jen is at the top of her career ... movie after movie... the offers don't stop. Have you heard of her #1 movie Marley & Me? Were you around in 2005 for her hit "the Break Up? When Jen gets a hit.... she gets a HUGE hit. It doesn't matter that they come a few years apart.
Get a f*cking clue and while you're at it....have someone grab your head out of your ass. JMO.
AND this is why people love her!!! Who doesn't like a person that can poke fun at herself and take being the brunt of the joke? She does it with class - no less. She doesn't take herself so seriously like that other uptight f*ck. She knows that people compare her life to her movies -so she's merely addressing those fucktards... but the best dig of the night was the one geared toward John Mayer! She's friends with Chelsea Handler so you know that was an inside joke between the two of them.
As for her dress - not too impressed. Although she always seems so put together in whatever she wears.
p.s. her boobs are real - it's a push up bra, ladies. And who gives a hell if she's talking about her love life again? Why shouldn't she... everyone else is!!! She's genuine - people like that. She doesn't continue to revamp her image to make people like her. She's cool with who she is and apparently doesn't feel the need to prove herself to anyone including you f*cking brangeloonie nutbags!
Oh and WHY the hate ...
Jennifer has long been known to be friendly to her small circle of snooty girlfriends and that is it. I've spoken to many who have talked about her iciness first hand. BRRRR. The only one more of a pushy, arrogant bitch is Courtney Cox. Come on people, she is NOT that sweet little girl next door.
BTW, I'm not a great fan of Angie's either ... why choose? She's nuts BUT at least she can act and she is definitely one of a kind.
Don't get her. Never have. MINIMAL talent if THAT much.
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