Saturday, June 13th 2009

Dorota The Maid Is The Winner Of Dlisted's "Feel This Bitch" Award!

UPSET!!! Dorota from Gossip Girl has won Dlisted's "Feel This Bitch" prize at Logo's NewNowNext Awards. Dorota beat out The Woz, The First Lady of Cameroooooon, Tammie Brown and Kim Zolciak's gutter mop.

Here I was thinking you would vote Kim Zolciak's kitchen ass wig to the top! It has been through so much. When Logo asked my ass to pick 5 hos who I feel will come up in a big way this year, I immediately thought of the tortured beast on Kim's head. I pictured it starring in a burlesque show in Reno, getting its own public access talk show and maybe even marrying Kate Gosselin's fried possum head in the wedding of the century. Oh well, maybe next year.

Thanks to all who voted! The NewNowNext Awards airs tonight at 9. For those of you whose unscrambled cable boxes don't get Logo, you can watch the show here if you want.

Speaking of unscramble cable boxes, I almost got arrested once for having one! That's a story for another day.

Posted by: Michael K


CeeCee's picture

What the hell? I watched this but I didn't see this award.

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Toonkinstein's picture

Dorota from Gossip Girl !?!?!?!? People, are you for real....what the fuck is a gossip girl anyway??? this vote sucks.....and YES, I'm off on my rant....Dorota from Gossip Girl???? ..the fuck....
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Toonkinstein's picture

WHAT!?!?!?

See this is happens when I have to do something called WORK!!! I miss these crucial votes. I never got to campaign for Tammie Brown or THE WOZ

I get the Logo channel too...I am so hurt...

I am sorry Tammie...and The WOZ.....I let you down...
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xerquina's picture

clearly you bitches didn't vote and the GG lady was a default win.

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zomay's picture

Don't know why, but I voted Woz.

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luscious_t's picture

:(

What a letdown. I voted for Tammy Brown. It was MK's first post on Miss Tammy Brown that prompted me to check out Drag Race - and that show was totes awes!

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Terrapwn3d's picture

MK, you were arrested?? We have to exchange our stories about getting bracelets. I'll tell you if you tell me. Trust me, I have a really good story!

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mike's picture

I don't know who this is, but I find the name Darota is appealing.

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

Blah... I don't even know who this Dorota person is, which is upsetting since I knew the rest of those sluts (Lady of Camerooooooooon fan here).

MissJaneTexas's picture

I love Dorota!!!!!!!! She is a funny bitch...and I wish I had my very own Dorota.

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Hysteria's picture

i don't think it's the ads so much that bother people

*whispers* i think it's the person IN the ad...

E! should consider avoiding certain celebs in ads who actually repell people. just sayin

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shut the smurf up's picture

The First Lady of camerron should have won. This is very upseting.
Now, sort of off topic but no ( I think yo uhave to be a Gemini to follow me on this)
I remember the Firs tLady of Cameroon bein gin new york for some shit and being intoxicated by wonky's vagina fumes...

...last nite I was Watching Conan and he made reference to somebody classy jumping once in a while to make classy jokes to Class up the Tonite show, all of the sudden Wonky appears and made some real cheap jokes, (her comedy timing is just as bad as mine)when she eft CONAN FACE WAS PRICELESS, HE BIT HIS TONGUE, everybody laughed and I'm sure she thought she was being there to class up the place for real.
Did anybody else saw this?

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

angel_i's picture

Here I was thinking you would vote Kim Zolciak's kitchen ass wig to the top!
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I can't imagine WHY you would think THAT, MK!

*evil eye at Abandoned Couch for starting that shit*

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Sartastic's picture

Who the fuck is Dorota?? I recall picking the wig, even though I didn't even know what the fuck I was voting for when I voted for this. However, it's always a disappointment to see a heap of dazzling characters get beaten out by some little Gossip Girl ho. LAME.

Anonymous101's picture

Yay to a fellow Polish slut :) !!!

And don't worry, MK - Cunt Gosselin's hair is sure to win next year; well, unless Teresa Guido's forehead will be also running ;)

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Hysteria's picture

i dint get to see that contest.

"Speaking of unscrambled cable boxes,"... YES, my roommate in collich used to scale the light pole in our alley to hook us up to cable. she was a dainty dyke, but could crawl a pole like a lumberjack.

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force noir's picture

I think it was fuckin fixed!

TexnDoc's picture

I watched a couple YouTubes of Dorota to see what's up. Nothing much. "Upset" is right.