Usher's Mommy Will Be Dancing All Weekend
Usher has officially filed papers asking for The BIG D from Tameka Foster. No, not the "big dick." Usher wants to quit that bitch after nearly 2 years of being tied down to her legally. There were rumors on Thursday that Usher filed that morning, but he actually waited until Friday. TGIF?
A source told People that for about a year Usher has been staying away from Tameka. Probably because her nutstack hangs lower than his and he's always been self-conscious of that. It's understandable. The source said that Tameka hasn't been bothered by Usher not being around to crank her cock, because she spends her time focusing on their two baby sons and the three sons she has with another dude.
You know Usher's mother is going to be doing the moonwalk all around town while singing her own acoustic version of The Hives' "I Hate To Say I Told You So." That image will get me through the weekend. And so will the image of Tameka hiking up her chonies (the ones with the dick hole) to battle Usher for that MONEY. Git it! Unleash your T-rex jaw of fury on Usher's checking account!
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ewww is that bag made out of denim? lol Her shirt is just horrible too
Huh? "...people majoring in shit like woman's studies and philosophy like some of the hos I know. Fucking janitors contribute more to society." I don't get the comment. It's called liberal arts, and there are janitors and other working-class folks who have majored/minored in it or read it (that is, women's history, for example) on their own. Please. And quite a few secretaries (administrative assistants) know about women's studies/feminism, and even if they don't read it, they know the shit about sexism because they are often dealing with it on a daily basis.
ANYWAY, so Usher is gay? Not to sound naive, but maybe he's bi? If he's queer, then Tameka was in on it, and a pre-nup was signed? (Although quite a few pre-nups are always broken.) Usher should marry Queen Latifah.
Submitted by Mistress Mandy on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 2:22pm.
GET IT, GIRL!! I'm tired of elitist shit, too. If you want to talk about jobs that are fucking worthless, just look to all the people majoring in shit like woman's studies and philosophy like some of the hos I know. Fucking janitors contribute more to society.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
He's divorcing her cuz she didn't take enough attention away from his gay rumors enough!
That marriage was nothing but a really bad beard! All you had to do was see them interact while they were within feet of each other to figure that out...
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Maybe he finally figured out that he was really married to Reggie Bush in drag.
i thought this was ever lasting love...
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Man, I'm so glad i'm cynical nowadays. I used to not believe in pre nups...I used to think, why marry someone you didn't trust all the way? If you don't think it will last, then don't do it. Well, when I inherited my land and found out relationships that you think will work forever in the beginning still don't work out, I found out that i'm so lucky I didn't get married young. I thought I was so good or would be so good at picking who to marry when I was a kid and wouldn't marry idiots like my sisters.
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YOu know she signed a pre-nup and and confidentiality agreement. No book deals or Oprah interviews are in her future. His attorneys got him covered pre-marriage, which is what caused the delays. I am sure Mama Jo convinced him to at least set a worst-case scenario payout from the jump-off.
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I looked more like a girl when I did drag for Halloween last year than she does. Damn she is manly looking.
I think I got him confused with will smith because I dunno, there was a blind item recently about a man getting a divorce possibly? A man in the closet and I dunno, I don't think this woman fits well with Usher, just like will smith and his wife don't look right on looks alone (but you can't judge people on looks, it's terrible). This marriage just reminds me so much of will and jada or whatever. Usher was a huge player before if I remember right, at least his music would lead you to believe that. I dunno...
I think his mom will be doing the Electric Slide while singing (Good riddance) Time of your life
Chris brown no one will be singing your shit 20 years from now like ushers. Sorry. Your shit won't pop into anyones head like Ushers does. You are useless and so is this post but I just am posting it anyway, you are no Usher.
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"-WTF, so us secretaries, who actually do most of the boss's work, while they take the credit, are just useless? fuck you. When I am gone out of the office for one day, everything goes to shit. I am proud of what I do. I have a degree, but I can't find a job with it right now since there are no labs hiring around my area right now. My company pays well, so I'm happy that I don't have to work as a waitress anymore. Being a secretary is a stressful, thankless job, but someone has to do it.
Also, I would like to see what you look like if you tried to cut your own hair."
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Apologies for the offense you've taken, but I believe I was misunderstood here. When I said all of Tameka Foster's friends were secretaries, hairdressers, or "do something useless at a useless company", I was offering each of these three occupations as different fields, and not asserting that the two aforementioned occupations are useless.
The key point of my comment -- and my attempt at satirical humor -- was to suggest that Tamara's friends -- if secretaries or hairdressers -- do not make a lot of money, yet (by being Tamara's friends and also being golddiggers) they value money highly, with Tamara in particular being guilty of that, having married Usher.
The "or do something useless at a useless company" comment was not mean to suggest that a hairdresser or secretary is a useless person, but that Tamara's friends might not even be secretaries or hairdressers (having low-paid, and as you said, thankless jobs) but might actually do a POINTLESS job, or nothing at all.
I believe I failed to make clear my intent to indicate that the "or" was meant to be taken literally, and not as an implied "or some OTHER".
This is a moot point anyway as the "diagram" I attempted to draw in my original post was simply an attempt at humor and a scenario which might not even be true as far as Tamara goes. I just tried to draw a satirical parallel between a real golddigger (Tamara) and a stereotypical one and their lifestyle.
I hope you find a lab that hires, and once again, I apologize for your taking offense at my innocent stab at humor.
As far as my hair, I actually do cut it myself, and it shows. ;-)
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I got him mixed up with Will smith and was thinking he was gay. Then I felt really stupid lol. Totally different people. Now I have his song in my head that goes "gonna boogy tonight, cause i'm honestly too young of a guy, to stay home waiting for love, You don't have to call"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 11:53am.
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Well, at least he got two sons out of it.
Two? I'm pretty sure the first one was her ex husbands. It was all pretty shady when she got with him and VERY shortly after had a child that she claimed was Usher's but was likely her ex since she was still having sex with him and married to him while "dating" Usher.
she looks like dwayne wade. yuck.
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momma finally got her baby boy back - nice. he really needs to grow a pair.
now he should divorce that last sad album and out with Confessions 2
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Damn, she is good!
This "broad" has married "up" twice in 5 years
(she was married to a clothing store chain owner)
All my single ladies, we need to start paying better attention...
Oh, and marrying a woman who looks/acts like a man or is extremely sheepish/gushy, does NOT dispel gay rumors at all...
(I'm looking at you Will and Tom)
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 12:15pm.
(all of whom are hairdressers, secretaries, or do something useless at a useless company)
--WTF, so us secretaries, who actually do most of the boss's work, while they take the credit, are just useless? fuck you. When I am gone out of the office for one day, everything goes to shit. I am proud of what I do. I have a degree, but I can't find a job with it right now since there are no labs hiring around my area right now. My company pays well, so I'm happy that I don't have to work as a waitress anymore. Being a secretary is a stressful, thankless job, but someone has to do it.
Also, I would like to see what you look like if you tried to cut your own hair.
Maybe the exception of Chilli, his choice in women are..bleeh! I think he only married Tameka to stop the gay rumors..thanks Superhead!
Men are so stupid. I am so in the wrong profession if getting a celeb to knock my ass up and marry me is this easy.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 12:15pm.
Excellent post!! You really nailed it!
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Dang! that ugly bitch is so lucky, i don't know how she did it but manage to get pregnant by usher TWICE!, now she's set for life.......this is how its done....if you're a goldigger, which is not my thing btw......
Oh Chilli!
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I love it. Get that money Tameka! She knows how it's done...
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Marrying her would be like marrying a bitchy, middle-aged lady who's always wiping your chin with baby wipes from her purse, criticizing everything you do, and forbidding you to see any of your friends because they're all such naughty boys.
Just the sort of trollop who would accuse her much-younger man of infidelity at any given moment, and for no reason at all, but would also insist on going out with her girlfriends (all of whom are hairdressers, secretaries, or do something useless at a useless company) where their express purpose is to talk shit about their husbands or boyfriends, while they themselves check out and critique other young men.
Even when they've already got it all, they view their boy toy as a doll or possession, and are always looking for an opportunity to trade up (or get some on the side) because they don't really love him in the first place.
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TB: sounds like a good time was had by all, darling!
Now he'll have to pay her beaucoup bucks to see his little ones...
Mama Usher must be greasing her face, pulling her hair back and hiding the razor in her cheek...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 11:54am.
Enough about these fuckers, why hasn't there been a post about Chastity Bono's gender reassignment?!!!!!!????!!
It has, a couple of days ago.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
What the fuck ever! You know she caught him in bed with Lloyd. She may have agreed to be his beard, but that didn't mean she wanted to see it in their bed!
Usher should have just paid her a lil' something under the table to deliver his spawn.
How much fuckery was there last night?
I JUST got home, I have a gash over my left eye, and I am still higher than Sally Ride!
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Triston, love! Yes, 2 sons and a fight to the finish...
This will be one long, weave-pulling, mud-slinging
ghetto wrestle till she's holding his scrotum and milions in her hands standing triumphantly over his broke-down ass.
So, honestly, HOW much fuckery was there last night?!?
Why does everyone keep saying that? I don't think Tameka looks any more tranny than any other bimbo in Hollywood.
He never should have married her. Maybe he did it to dispell the gay rumors but in this day, that's not necessary. Now he's gonna really pay. A lot.
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It's cheaper to keep her.
Where's the Susan Tyrell post? It's GONE! I wanted to chime in to tell everyone to see "Buddy Boy". She gives one of the most chilling performances on film EVER. Makes Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" look like Glenda the Good Witch. That shit haunted me for days and got under my skin. *tries to shake off the memory*
Enough about these fuckers, why hasn't there been a post about Chastity Bono's gender reassignment?!!!!!!????!!
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Well, at least he got two sons out of it.
How that shim delivered children with a penis is another conundrum.
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Go Tameka!! take the Child support money and go away!
I dont feel a tiny bit bad for him.ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR MAMMA USHER, ALWAYS
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
That's why she got her body nipped and tucked.
Just in time for her ass to be back on the black market.
How that tranny ever legally married him still bewilders me.
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He MUST have known going into the marriage what a gold-digging whoa this Tameka is...