Too Close For Comfort
Today is Jon & Kate's 10th wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary, I guess?
While Jon was off trying to make his nuts grow back by sprinkling seeds and saliva from his mistress on his crotch area, Kate spent the day building a bouncy castle for her kids. Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a popsicle and almost flashing her "other" tortured beaver to the world. Meanwhile, a plastic bag from DICK's laid down beside her. Kate Gosselin + her "other" beaver + angry oral + DICKS = self-castration. LIGHT BULB! So that's what happened to Jon!
As much as I admire Kate for being the master cuntress of cuntness, I don't want to think about her like that! In my mind, Kate doesn't bother with dick. If a peen gets near her, she yells at it until it turns inside out and runs up into the stomach. This would explain why she's such an enormous bitch.
Wait. Hold up. Am I saying that in order to be a cunt of epic proportions, you have to give up peen? Shits. I may have to think re-think my life's purpose.
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:51pm.
i got tweezers and a steady hand
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that's not the first time you've said that in reference to your dick, is it?
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Submitted by suze on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:48pm.
I was just thinking the same thing! Bitch is always looking pissed.
Me three! Before I got to the comments, I was thinking "she's always so ANGRY!"
I still think she should let Jon have the kids and pursue a career as a district attorney, putting criminals in prison. It would satisy her hunger for punishing people.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:48pm.
I was just thinking the same thing! Bitch is always looking pissed.
Love your new avie - Yup, that's exactly what she looks like while she's got a gobfull.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:48pm.
Anyway, can I get a reply on this? I never watched the show so I'm not sure if this is common but WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE STOPWATCH??
Maybe she sent Jon to get the cake and is timing him, if he is 10 seconds late she will castrate him.
While I agree she is wholeheartedly capable of doing such an act, I must attest that I think she already played that card a long, long time ago.
Let's think of a new and creative way she can humiliate and emasculate the nadless dude.
Leave it to Kate to have a Winney the Pooh tattoo on her ankle... seriously. Sign of all dumb whores/cunts.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:42pm.
Kate probably hates popsicles - but Mady wanted one, so she had to eat it. That's why she's so angry about it.
Fuckin' Mady. *side eye*
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Awww, poor Mady...but soooo funny!
And TITS, that's exactly what I thought...she never smiles...
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Cheezus what is going on the second to last thumbnail? I guess she forgot for a millisecond that she was on camera.
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Maybe she sent Jon to get the cake and is timing him, if he is 10 seconds late she will castrate him."
I don't think his balls have grown back yet =O but good theory.
by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:43pm.
She doesn't time their pees or anything as far as I know.
YET. Or as far as we are allowed to know. Maybe this stopwatch will play exhibit B in custody trial.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:49pm.
her mouth would give you splinters... but something tells me you'd like that.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:45pm.
i wish i was that popsicle stick....
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her mouth would give you splinters... but something tells me you'd like that.
i got tweezers and a steady hand
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:48pm.
has there ever been a picture taken of this woman genuinely smiling?
Yes, she was farting at the time.
What is up with her garter?
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:45pm.
i wish i was that popsicle stick....
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her mouth would give you splinters... but something tells me you'd like that.
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Anyway, can I get a reply on this? I never watched the show so I'm not sure if this is common but WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE STOPWATCH??
Maybe she sent Jon to get the cake and is timing him, if he is 10 seconds late she will castrate him.
has there ever been a picture taken of this woman genuinely smiling?
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:43pm.
She doesn't time their pees or anything as far as I know.
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TH has given me many a reason to not like him, he's basically an asshole but you know, It's Hard out here for a pimp, LOL
February 2009 it was reported on the The Smoking Gun that Howard was arrested in 2001 for a variety of charges related to a violent attack on his estranged wife, including simple assault, terroristic threats, harassment and stalking. According to police reports, he arrived at her house after an argument on the phone, forced entry into her home by breaking in doors, and chased her into the back yard where he punched her twice in the face with a closed fist. The violent attack ended when Howard's brother stopped it. In 2002 he plead guilty only to disturbing the peace.[14]
These issues came to light after he reportedly downplayed singer Chris Brown's 2009 arrest for attacking his girlfriend Rihanna. When Howard was asked about the allegations of domestic violence against Brown, he told a reporter from Hollywood.tv "It's just life, man. Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right, and Rihanna knows he loves her, you know? They'll be all right."[15]
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i wish i was that popsicle stick....
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Boob3rries IDK about the stop watch, I have seen every epi of the show so it's something new, maybe for the party. She doesn't time their pees or anything as far as I know
Kate needs to smoke a fatty like Jon has been doing, it would do her a world of good.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:32pm.
Ain't it devine?
It sure is, makes my ass smile in comtempt.
Cool, I'll fart and it'll be like a interwebs high-five!
Kate probably hates popsicles - but Mady wanted one, so she had to eat it. That's why she's so angry about it.
Fuckin' Mady. *side eye*
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Submitted by kari54 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
um terrence howard beat on his ex-wife and threatened to kill her...
REALLY?? I didn't know that o.O =O (I'm serious, I didn't know).
Anyway, can I get a reply on this? I never watched the show so I'm not sure if this is common but WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE STOPWATCH??
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
She is always, always, ALWAYS frowning in every picture I see of her. She is gonna need a shit-load of botox to smooth out the "11's" between her brows. You can see in the few pics where she is smiling she already has the permanent furrow between her brows.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:32pm.
Ain't it devine?
It sure is, makes my ass smile in comtempt.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
So they didn't spend the 10th anniversary together?
Nothing screams "We're getting a divorce!" like not spending a huge milestone together.
I could perhaps understand it if they had jobs, but er...I dont think they do? (I could be wrong, here - I only know these twits because of Dlisted.)
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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:32pm.
Damn, she looks soooooo miserable.
Ain't it devine?
Damn, she looks soooooo miserable.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
her hairstyle is the one the white girl that hung out with black girls wore 15 years ago and is now popular with fat pasty redneck girls .
I think in the second to last thumb, she's giving someone shit for breathing wrong.
um terrence howard beat on his ex-wife and threatened to kill her...
so i think i'm going to hate on the baby wipe maniac for a little while longer
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:20pm.
Last thumbnail = someone's avatar.
Maybe Sweetas is a ready for an upgrade.
madam s: from yesterday:
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:57pm.
OMG I bet she"s a bitch even during sex "Yeah that feels good *rolls eyes* can we PLEASE do aomething else...Can u do anything right"
Kate "Oh great now you made me orgasm! These sheets were just washed! Do you know how much they cost? Of course you don't why do I even ask.."
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:21pm.
Terrence Howard would love the baby wipes
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Thems is disinfectant wipes, he'd just about cream his drawers over that!
I'm stealing MK's "shits."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:23pm.
Boob3rries I love Terrence, I was like the only one defending him on dlisted for the longest!
YAY IM NOT ALONE!
I showed hubby the article about women being horz and stuff, by Terrence, and he said: I respect that man so much.
LOL <3
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She strikes me as the kind of person who would get grumpy and critical and bossy even during sex.
And what with the stoopid stopwatch hanging from her turkey neck? What am I missing here?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
i see london, i see france. i see ... well, at least she's wearing underpants
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Boob3rries I love Terrence, I was like the only one defending him on dlisted for the longest!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
WTF is going on with her clavicle/collar bone area???
It looks alien-like.
this horrible little hair stylist in my neighborhood has had that haircut for about 15 years. with big chunky streaks. blech
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Don't hate on Terrence Howard =( pwease?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Terrence Howard would love the baby wipes
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Last thumbnail = someone's avatar.
And look at her in that second to last thumbnail! Damn, she IS a bitch! I wonder if she's yelling at a child like that or some unfortunate adult that has to work for her or in her vicinity.
To think I sported her hair 10 years ago
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK