Too Close For Comfort
Today is Jon & Kate's 10th wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary, I guess?
While Jon was off trying to make his nuts grow back by sprinkling seeds and saliva from his mistress on his crotch area, Kate spent the day building a bouncy castle for her kids. Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a popsicle and almost flashing her "other" tortured beaver to the world. Meanwhile, a plastic bag from DICK's laid down beside her. Kate Gosselin + her "other" beaver + angry oral + DICKS = self-castration. LIGHT BULB! So that's what happened to Jon!
As much as I admire Kate for being the master cuntress of cuntness, I don't want to think about her like that! In my mind, Kate doesn't bother with dick. If a peen gets near her, she yells at it until it turns inside out and runs up into the stomach. This would explain why she's such an enormous bitch.
Wait. Hold up. Am I saying that in order to be a cunt of epic proportions, you have to give up peen? Shits. I may have to think re-think my life's purpose.
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2nd thumbnail looks like she's growing a peen!
Nice main pic, now I know what the gates of Hell look like.
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I'd fuck her. Considering she's probably only had C-sections and only fucking a china man, it's probably relatively tight. If I get a shot at it, Ill post the photos on dlisted!
What the heck is that gob stopper hanging off of her neck? If she falls and can't get up?
Seriously OXA! She thinks she's Octomom or some shit....oh wait!
Esher: Yes! She's that cunt who crank called your house in high school, then stole your boyfriend.
MK, it's gems like these that continue to make this blog rock:
"Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a popsicle"
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 7:14pm.
Why is this bitch always on the phone? Doesn't she have enough people to boss around?
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I seriously think she calls random numbers and yells at strangers until they hang up. Being a bitch is her favorite pastime next to abusing her kids and castrating her husband.
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has." Delores Clayborne
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 7:14pm.
Why is this bitch always on the phone? Doesn't she have enough people to boss around?
She is on the phone to her bodyguard or her agent.
She is a celebrity ya know.
Wtf is on her leg? Is it a garter? Someone please tell me it is not a garter. To think of this thing trying to be sexy is making me ill.
Palin is just angry because Dave wouldn't do her. She got her feelings hurt when he had security pry her slimy butt off his desk.
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LOL@her angry popsicle sucking.
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Nothing screams white trash lack'o class like wearing Mady's sun dress. Nothing screams stupid tramp like sitting wide-eyed-cross-legged in your front yard when everyone else--- like those with self respect and class--- would be dressed in shorts.
Kate, you are the poster child for too stupid to live.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 7:12pm.
New York State Assembly Minority Leader Brian Kolb, a Republican, is calling on the CEO of CBS to fire David Letterman for crude comments he made about Sarah Palin and her daughter.
What??? That is fucking RETARDED, Oh Palin, FUCK YOU
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Why is this bitch always on the phone? Doesn't she have enough people to boss around?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:40pm.
can anyone tell me real quick what happened with Letterman and Sarah Palin?
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Snowpiece:
From what I know, Palin was in NYC. He made a joke in his monologue about A-Rod knocking up her daughter. We're supposed to assume he's was joking about Bristol Palin, who's an 18-year old adult, but it was the 14 year old Willow who was on the trip with her mom. This pissed off Palin and her first dude...no one should make sexually perverted jokes about raping young girls blah blah blah. Letterman gave a half-apology, and now Palin wants him to apologize to all the women of America. The end
Just thought I'd add this, just saw it on FoxNews.com:
New York State Assembly Minority Leader Brian Kolb, a Republican, is calling on the CEO of CBS to fire David Letterman for crude comments he made about Sarah Palin and her daughter.
Submitted by luscious_t: "Kate probably hates popsicles - but Mady wanted one, so she had to eat it."
LOL!
Why did I look at the 2nd thumbnail? EEEEEEeeeeewwwww!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:54pm.
You know, her hairdo would be quite cute if it didn't have stripes and prickles.
Wonder what her chocha 'do has got goin' on?
You know, her hairdo would be quite cute if it didn't have stripes and prickles.
This is some Loraine Bobbit shit.
Perfect AV TITS.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:40pm.
can anyone tell me real quick what happened with Letterman and Sarah Palin?
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Snowpiece:
From what I know, Palin was in NYC. He made a joke in his monologue about A-Rod knocking up her daughter. We're supposed to assume he's was joking about Bristol Palin, who's an 18-year old adult, but it was the 14 year old Willow who was on the trip with her mom. This pissed off Palin and her first dude...no one should make sexually perverted jokes about raping young girls blah blah blah. Letterman gave a half-apology, and now Palin wants him to apologize to all the women of America. The end.
"Angry Oral" LOL!
laughing so hard...because of course I along with many have done that one...whoo!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:40pm.
can anyone tell me real quick what happened with Letterman and Sarah Palin?
He made a joke that A-Rod knocked up Palin's daughter in the middle of a baseball game, or something. She decided to assume he was talking about her 14 year old and took great offense. Of course he meant Bristol, which is still cruel and distasteful, but she won't shut up and the media won't stop covering it and who gives a rat's ass.
I find both Kate and Jon HOT and I want them back together so I can picture them making up when they fight! :)
She makes me puke in my mouth always ..eww.
can anyone tell me real quick what happened with Letterman and Sarah Palin?
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For all of you who commented on her showing her panties...don't forget she is sitting in her own front yard, on private property behind closed gates which i believe are about 1/4 mile away...the paps have telescopic lenses to get close ups.
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:28pm.
What's that strap thing around her left thigh?
It's Jon's shock collar.
Sweet! You know she gots that shit cranked up to max zappage.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:28pm.
What's that strap thing around her left thigh?
It's Jon's shock collar.
She is holding a cannister of BABY WIPES!!! Terrance Howard would love her! That's a clean beaver....sort of.....
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:29pm.
NaNoop that's the lock for her broom
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Hee heeeeee!
Those stripes make me think of a skunk. Which is fitting for her.
NaNoop that's the lock for her broom
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
It looks like a garter belt.
What's that strap thing around her left thigh? Is that to keep from upskirting? Can't tell if there's one on the right.
She look really scary in the pic where she's yelling. I would NOT want to mess with that. She could be doing Payboy next after Heidi.... she's just warming up showing the world her nickers.
If she got an old lady haircut, she could look just like Kathy Bates from Misery.
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hell, not sure how that triple post got in there peoples, sorry about that!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Did anyone else notice that she seems to be letting her beaver hair grow out? Now there will be nothing left to like about her.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:51pm.
i got tweezers and a steady hand
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that's not the first time you've said that in reference to your dick, is it?
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he walked right into that one!!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:03pm.
haha good one. biatch ;p
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Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:42pm.
Cool, I'll fart and it'll be like a interwebs high-five!
Careful, Jon might come a-running, I somehow get the feeling that contemptious fart noises are like a dog whistle to him.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
She strikes me as the kind of person who would get grumpy and critical and bossy even during sex.
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Yeah, I can totally see & hear her saying "GET DOWN THERE NOW!!!!" *pointing to her crotch*
there is another reality show about multiples on WE now. really blah.
I can't stand this bitch, but dayum me loves some upskirt
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
She strikes me as the kind of person who would get grumpy and critical and bossy even during sex.
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Yeah, I can totally see & hear her saying "GET DOWN THERE NOW!!!!" *pointing to her crotch*
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
She strikes me as the kind of person who would get grumpy and critical and bossy even during sex.
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Yeah, I can totally see & hear her saying "GET DOWN THERE NOW!!!!" *pointing to her crotch*
She gives the name Blow Pop new meaning.
I'm still trying to figure out why she withheld water from Mady. I think it was because she didn't want her to piss her pants sitting there (hey, don't say it can't happen to an 8 y/o - it happened to me once, at a dance rehearsal no less). She was obviously going to give her some before she realized they were going on air.
It sort of reminds me of a prank my dad would probably pull.
Damn, that photograph with her yelling....it literally made the hair on my arms stand up. She's fucking scary.
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