Too Close For Comfort
Today is Jon & Kate's 10th wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary, I guess?
While Jon was off trying to make his nuts grow back by sprinkling seeds and saliva from his mistress on his crotch area, Kate spent the day building a bouncy castle for her kids. Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a popsicle and almost flashing her "other" tortured beaver to the world. Meanwhile, a plastic bag from DICK's laid down beside her. Kate Gosselin + her "other" beaver + angry oral + DICKS = self-castration. LIGHT BULB! So that's what happened to Jon!
As much as I admire Kate for being the master cuntress of cuntness, I don't want to think about her like that! In my mind, Kate doesn't bother with dick. If a peen gets near her, she yells at it until it turns inside out and runs up into the stomach. This would explain why she's such an enormous bitch.
Wait. Hold up. Am I saying that in order to be a cunt of epic proportions, you have to give up peen? Shits. I may have to think re-think my life's purpose.
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I hate her and the show but to be fair with the first photo., she was caught while moving hence the panty flash mostly likely (you can tell by her necklace is mid swing she may have been getting up. . As another poster said she was sitting in her own yard being photograph by a telephoto lens from a pap.
a) wow she's totally giving angry oral!
b) why is Kate Gossellin giving the nazi salut? she's klan??
Tits: Thanks a lot. I LOL's when I saw it! Lipstick, too! Priceless. My poor dog. Is that animal abuse? I don't care.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
In the 8th(?) pic, where she's sitting down, she resembles John Malkovich in drag - only manlier.
Submitted by johanna 6/13/09 10:09 a.m.
Well she's half way there with the hair!
She's always sporting bitch-face.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 9:43am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 7:37am.
OMG not at all. I was watching it, he never said ANYTHING about the 14 year old, I laughed when I heard the joke, I didn't laugh abiut Jamie Fox"joke about that Miley person.
and Sara Palin Saying that Why people listen to Barack and not listen to her complain on th eToday show I literally screamed at the TV
"He said "kids are off limits" refering at the media attacking that slut that you have for daughter you Moron!
The fuckpublicans need to go to the senate and do their fucking job as politicians and not be asking for a late nite comedian's head because he made a fucking joke and they didn't like it.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
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Thanks!I can't watch TV.You're absolutely right-it is utterly ridiculous for that politician to try to have Letterman fired. I never cared for him or his show, but we live in a Republic, not an absolute monarchy or a pre-1990 Soviet satellite. The reason I laughed when I heard Jamie Foxx's most vulgar joke 'She should catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat" is because My Achin' Brocken Cherry is a complete exhibitionist who had a LIVE IN boyfriend at the time. She makes all sorts of phony noises every time another tacky picture of her is seen everywhere. If she did catch a venereal disease, she WOULD blame it on anything but sex. Frankly, I think she wanted to meet Radiohead to get a crack at the USC drumline.Still, she is a minor. Let the vulgar remarks begin at her 18th birthday party!
All three Jonas Brats or Fall Down Girl can jump out of a cake with an enlarged image of Annie Leibowitz's photo.(Marzipan would work!)
I mean the one where jr. is draped over Achy Breaky Sr.'s pelvis, whispering incest, incest....
I had no interest in watching the games at present....I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___Meetrich.Com_____a great place for rich people to meet their soul mates....
I just fear for their 8 kids. Imagine having your formative years shaped by a power tripping cunt like her.
I saw a bunch of posters disparage Mady on the other post saying how she's such a pill they would have denied her water too. If I had Kate as a role model for how to get by in this world, I'd be an intolerable little brat as well. A bunch of those kids will end up just like her, without a shred of decency. And putting this on display for all the world to judge you growing up is child abuse.
I sense a Britney Spears style breakdown in the near future for Kate, complete with head shaving and rehab.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 7:37am.
OMG not at all. I was watching it, he never said ANYTHING about the 14 year old, I laughed when I heard the joke, I didn't laugh abiut Jamie Fox"joke about that Miley person.
and Sara Palin Saying that Why people listen to Barack and not listen to her complain on th eToday show I literally screamed at the TV
"He said "kids are off limits" refering at the media attacking that slut that you have for daughter you Moron!
The fuckpublicans need to go to the senate and do their fucking job as politicians and not be asking for a late nite comedian's head because he made a fucking joke and they didn't like it.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I watched the episode where OCC was on. Sr. said to Kate as they were riding his bike, "Your girlfriends will be jealous" and I thought to myself, what friends? She HAS no friends!
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Oh yeah, lick that ice lolly like it was your 'bodyguard's'.
Nice photo op, Kate. Totally convincing.......
Question: is Letterman's remark about Sarah Palin's daughter any worse than Jamie Foxx's crude but funny remarks about Achy-Breaky jr?
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
She strikes me as the kind of person who would get grumpy and critical and bossy even during sex.
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If you were having sex with Jon isn't this how you would behave? I'd be pissed off fucking him too. LOL!
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
She strikes me as the kind of person who would get grumpy and critical and bossy even during sex.
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Ma chere Madame s., there are plenty of interesting, witty folks who post HILARIOUS comments on Dlisted, but that one is 28-karat gold. Before everyone screams, OH, NO! THAT STUPID TWAT IS HERE!!, let me explain. Your comment was 18 karat gold; it made laugh it until I had lovely TN spasms. The other karats are because you reminded me of one of Chris Rock's funnier lines about demanding women. Which is appropriate in a post about KKK (Kritical Kunt Kate).
"You could fuck her with a diamond dick and make her have 10 orgasms and she will STILL find a reason to complain. "This diamond dick is cloudy, you cheap son of a bitch. UGH, why did you have to make me come so hard? Now I have a headache.
That beaver shot framed by those cottage cheese thighs could make Kirsty Alley lose her appetite.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:08pm.
gawd no!
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Please DO NOT EVER show pictures of her nasty ass pussy; she enough of a cunt already. I don't want to think of the diseases that lie in wait for any man stupid enough to go there...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
@ xerq - doable. ... you want? I won't lie, it was my first thought but i don't think katies pubes are blonde.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:55pm.
oh shucks * kicks gravel*
at least it isn't pubic hair.
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@ xerq - I gossied you!
sorta.... i just pictured a hair getting stuck to your lip gloss
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nite, Slutty!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TITS .. will you be on Monday ?
thanx for yer help.
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Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
does her hair ever move?! it seems frozen in place all the time.
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Okay, I'm outtie here like Kate's hanging uterus. Have a good evening everyone.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:28pm.
The only thing I hate is having to give her cab fare AND groomer's fees for the matted fur.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Kate needs to pull her skirt down, the echo is messing up this Nickelback song. You know, more than just being a Nickelback song.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Could we please just stop feeding her ego and giving her relevancy?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:22pm.
Who needs gentle, she has SEVEN nipples and only SIX tassels!! ♥♥♥♥♥!!
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I have 2.5 nipples, and I'm waiting for the dermatologist to tell me if the one on my back is another nipple or a pink mole.
What I hate about Tigerlilly is when she says she wants to eat you, she isn't referring to felatio.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
YIKES! Warn us before you show that monster so close MK!
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
Goss mah dog..dammit, I am going to enter it in a puppeh photo contest.
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So... you are determined for your dog to lose?
I keed. I would like to have the Queen Fabiola on my smokin baby.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:17pm.
Who needs gentle, she has SEVEN nipples and only SIX tassels!! ♥♥♥♥♥!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Goss mah dog..dammit, I am going to enter it in a puppeh photo contest..
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:11pm.
Except Tigerlilly. We all want sumadat.
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Not me, Tigerlilly doesn't even attempt to be gentle, she ripped my new Big Lot's negligee to shreds and I limped for a week afterwards.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:01pm.
Can someone goss my dog?.. anyone?
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Look buddy, I don't know what kind of website you think you're on, but we don't get freaky with the animals here. Well, there was that one time in Del Rio with a donkey, but IG was jacked up on the tequila at the time.
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Except Tigerlilly. We all want sumadat.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
TITS .. will you be on Monday ?
thanx for yer help.
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monday? you won't have a big pic of your doggie until then? yeah sure i can wait. it just sounded like you needed it right away.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:01pm.
Can someone goss my dog?.. anyone?
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Look buddy, I don't know what kind of website you think you're on, but we don't get freaky with the animals here. Well, there was that one time in Del Rio with a donkey, but IG was jacked up on the tequila at the time.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Can someone goss my dog?.. anyone?
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chef - it's future pigeon. great song eh? Got it from Weeds. Love the music from that show. My2c was behind that song being used.
Evil is on season 3 I believe - music from weeds online: http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/music.do
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
TITS- who does the music on the vid? its AWSUM!!!!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:34pm.
the only pic shes happy in is the one qhere it looks as though she's talking to the tv or crew... basically anyone she's NOT related to!
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yeah, well...*shuffles foot*.. ya know... i can't really fault her for that.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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In the 3rd thumbnail, we get to see the bag of Dick's that she sucks.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Soni2110 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:36pm.
For all of you who commented on her showing her panties...don't forget she is sitting in her own front yard, on private property behind closed gates which i believe are about 1/4 mile away...the paps have telescopic lenses to get close ups.
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but in the third thumbnail you can clearly see a camera crew. Don't their cameras also zoom?
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
the only pic shes happy in is the one qhere it looks as though she's talking to the tv or crew... basically anyone she's NOT related to!
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Submitted by Esher on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 7:14pm.
Why is this bitch always on the phone? Doesn't she have enough people to boss around?
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I seriously think she calls random numbers and yells at strangers until they hang up. Being a bitch is her favorite pastime next to abusing her kids and castrating her husband.
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my phone fucking rang while reading this.
... i let it go to voicemail.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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I see Kate is using hand signals in the first and fourth pic. I could be wrong but I think she's trying to tell Jon to stick a pole....up your butt.
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Ok....one question.....WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT POPSICLE EVER DO TO DESERVE THAT SHIT?????
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