Friday, June 12th 2009

Stephen Baldwin Is Losing His House

Stephen Baldwin is currently shitting in a hole in the ground and sleeping outside on I'm Not A Celebrity.... Why Are People Paying Attention To Me?!. When Stephen gets back to the US, he may once again find himself shitting in a hole in the ground and sleeping outside. That's because bitch is losing his house.

The Associated Press says that on June 24, Stephen's house in Rockland County, NY will be auctioned off to the highest bidder. Stephen and his wife Kennya owe around $824,000 in payments. They paid $515,000 for the property back in 1997 and tried to see that mess for $3.4 million in 2006, but failed. Bitch should have called Lisa LaPorta from Designed to Sell. That crafty midget would've made it happen!

I'm sure this has NOTHING to do with Stephen baptizing Spencer TWATT's dark-sided ass on TV, right? Cut to God with a guilty look on his face.

Posted by: Michael K


oh what a poor man he is.sugarscupid.com

Stephen always seems to have an "I'm-taking-the-mother-of-all-dumps" look on his face.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

awww...You mean God didn't make it rain money on his re-mortgaging crisschun ass? So sad.

2Di4's picture

it always bums me out to hear of anyone losing their home. that said, he's an idiot. he must have re-mortgaged multiple times to up the principle by $300k.

Mittmah's picture

I'm surprised his brothers didn't bail him out. Maybe they have been and got tired of it.

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who gives a flying fuck. he should give up drugs or ask his fat bloated asshole brother, alec for $$.

There are REAL people with REAL problems who need help!

Whatever's picture

At least he has a pile of bananas to eat so he won't go hungry.

Team Valtrex's picture

Alec must've cut his allowance.

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Tigerlilly's picture

You know what??? Christians like him put in a lot of time for JAYSUS! So where is old J.C. when them holy rollers get themselves in this here kinda mess????
JESUS, WHY HATH YOU FORSAKEN HIM????
*me and JC burnin' a spliff and listenin' to tracks*
Oh, that may be why...Jebus like da herb...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:57pm.

Remember that one movie he did? Me neither.
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Morrissey's picture

@people person: are you referring to the apostrophes? all of them are correct. vis:

"It's complicated" it's = it is. correct
"New Year's" short for New Year's Eve, or, the eve belonging to the New Year. correct

so, other than that, what do you mean?

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Morrissey's picture

@people person: what typo? I see no typo.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Remember that one movie he did? Me neither.

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Mickey Anonymouse's picture

Anyone who bought a home between 2001 and 2008 is fucking retarded (generally speaking). Loser. Look at his doofus face with the botox forhead.

peopleperson's picture

Looking into Denise's eyes I realize that I'm very happy for MK. I remember when he was just starting out. Ka-dooz to your success!

peopleperson's picture

*NO ONE* (oops!)

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:31pm.
Honestly, I think MK deserves tons of money for what he does here, I am hoping one day he'll put up a damn PayPal donation button so we can be Denise Richards (and all other skanks) FREE here.

I'd click my happy ass through donation buttons not to see these ads.

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The typo in the Richards ad is driving me insane. NOONE from her people to E's people noticed that? Really?

JeffreyDahmer's picture

AHha ahaha ahahaha haahahaha !!!!!!!1

Madam Pince's picture

The only shred of talent this idiot has shown was in "The Usual Suspects." It's been all downhill from there.

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CheekyChops's picture

Here is an aerial of Steven's house.
http://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?v=2&cp=qvc18p8v5ppt&style=o&lvl=2&...

Fuckin Denise Richard's face is buggin me the hell out. Stop this insanity!!!!!!!!!!!

LisaRose's picture

bananas.............

EvilShoe's picture

Honestly, I think MK deserves tons of money for what he does here, I am hoping one day he'll put up a damn PayPal donation button so we can be Denise Richards (and all other skanks) FREE here.

I'd click my happy ass through donation buttons not to see these ads.

Katt's picture

Ah yes, Jesus Freak Baldwin. I'll give him props for originality: can't tell any of those Baldwin tricks apart besides him and that obnoxious fuck Alec.
What was he doing buying a house of that price?! Serves him right.
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didimao's picture

TITS,

Billy is married to Chynna Phillips from that group Wilson Phillips. They got married in '95.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0680307/bio

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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:20pm.

I was wondering the same thing. I do not feel sorry for someone who does that.

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didimao's picture

Babybunny,

The movie is Fled.

shandi's picture

How do you pay $515,000 for a house but then end up owing $824,000? I guess he took out loans against his house? Well, I don't feel sorry for him. When I take out a loan I have to pay it and so does he.

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Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:09pm.
TO ALL you people who are bitching - on this post and others -about MK's ads on here:

I completely agree, though I might not have said it so strongly. I'm just sad that Adblock is letting these ads get through my browser.

guest's picture

the ads aren't personal - just business. definitely one of the best blogs evah to advertise on. inappropriate snark @ the most hilarious level.

VaNcItY's picture

William. He used to be a model! HA!

The only reason I know this is because I did a quick wiki search on the baldwin brothers. It's been a very slow day at work today.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 6:01pm.
Other - the skinny one that did the fashion ads and married a model? No further data exists at this time.
Grade - hopeful...

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Submitted by VaNcItY on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:28pm.

Daniel Baldwin is the one with the drug problems.
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we need a cast of characters index for these bastards.

Daniel - drugs (and booze methinks) was sexy in a overfed florid sort of way in Homicide Life on the Street, has recently become fatter, older and less interesting.
Grade - no longer sexy.

Stephen - found god, was sexy in the just rolled out of bed scene in Usual Suspects, has since become fat and fascist.
Grade - no longer sexy.

Alec - Angry baldwin, notable for marrying crazy bitch. Was sexy back when your momma used to spoon feed you oatmeal, has since become fat and angrier.
Grade - sexy voice, but it ends there.

Other - the skinny one that did the fashion ads and married a model? No further data exists at this time.
Grade - hopeful...

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VaNcItY's picture

Agreed. I always have dlisted minimized (sp? I'm stoopid today) so I don't even see her ugly face. If I didn't minimize my screen, people at work would wonder what I'm up to. :)

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Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:09pm.

babybunny's picture

no, I don't mind MK getting paid...I think its great...but THIS show...how about Mah Boo's, or clothing, I wish I could give him some money...but my ass is too broke right now! I am in bk, so when that is over, I will donate to the MK fund! MK is THE man, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE him to death..and I totally support him...

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Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:09pm.

I feel like posting this in every thread.
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too right.

I'd only add - get firefox and the adblocker extension if it really bothers you.

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RJII's picture

like many, he borrowed against the equity, not it isn't worth near the same.
It probably never will be again.

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TiredofthisCrap's picture

Damn that's messed up. Shit his brother can't help him get a job?

shianne517's picture

MK, now I wanna watch 'Designed to Sell' with you so super bad!

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VaNcItY I never thought Sanjaya was gay, but a lot of people seem to. IMO he's just a good boy. Holly is all over his Jungle Boy ass. That damn show is on so many nights a week, I know, I only catch it because I have a Season Pass on dvr.

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VaNcItY's picture

Nope, I was studying. I don't even know the regular time this show is supposed to be on. And I thought Sanjaya was gay??

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:33pm.

Zonko's picture

This is the kind of news that makes Zonko's heart go ring-a-ding-ding !

snowpiece's picture

VaNcItY this was last night, did you watch last night?
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VaNcItY's picture

WHOA, hold up. Sanjaya and Holly??? I must have missed the last episode.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:52pm.
Mother S: I'm so in love with Sanjaya since seeing him on there, LOL I love his little romance with Holly too

VaNcItY's picture

Daniel Baldwin is the one with the drug problems.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 4:05pm.
Isn't he the scary/druggie Baldwin?

lahlah's picture

Wait...he bought the house for $515k and now owes over $800k. How the fuckity fuck does that happen? Has he never made a payment...ever?

sonne's picture

Well said, Morrissey.

Why do the Baldwin brothers not age well? I remember the Young Riders. My sisters and I watched it together. It was like our version of Twilight but with more guys to choose from, lol.

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Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 5:09pm.

good for you! put it out there. MK deserves whatever he gets in ad $, and MORE!

ATT: Please! someone better than DR, buy your ads from MK!! Mah Boo Anderson, put your ads HErE!!

*MUAH*

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snowpiece's picture

TEAM MK GETTING PAID!

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Morrissey's picture

I feel like posting this in every thread.

TO ALL you people who are bitching - on this post and others -about MK's ads on here:

what the eff is your problem??? It's called being an ENTREPRENEUR, being SELF-EMPLOYED, and it's the standard IDEAL for what's known as the "American Dream". and, "get a job"... are you serious?!?!

THIS IS A JOB that he has, he's fucking not doing it for the fun only, I mean you rabid people here, all day and night, chomping at the bit for a new post, and he is on here EVERY FUCKING DAY posting shit for you people to giggle at and snark about, and you are going to complain that he needs to "get a job"??? SERIOUSLY????
He is on here 7 fucking days a week posting shit and HE SHOULD FUCKING GET PAID FOR IT.

it's NOT fucking selling out, he's not being a media whore, it's called MAKING A FUCKING LIVING ON YOUR OWN TERMS AND NOT BEING SOMEONE ELSE'S BITCH aka "EMPLOYEE"...

God, this shit is really pissing me off.

P.S.AND IT'S NONE of any of your fucking business how much he is getting paid. I hope he fucking shuts the site down for a week to spite you whinging fools, but then again, I don't, because I'm firmly on his side.
I like most of you but this is getting ridiculous.

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This should have been a caption this pic.

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