Friday, June 12th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White
Jimmy Fallon got to play beer ping bong with Betty White last night! Not Benefiber ping pong, BEER ping pong. This just proves that Betty White is seriously the hottest bitch in the game. If my own abuelita wouldn't beat me with her chankla and tie me to a tree, I'd say I wished Betty White was my memaw.
Jimmy ended up winning the game, but that's just because Betty took pity on his ass.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:36pm.
I'll bring special dark chocolate and cherry cookies.
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DARK CHOCOLATE AND CHERRY COOKIES? I just jizzzzzzed in my pahnts.
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With special herbs and spices.
Actually, my greatgrandmother gave a recipe for dark chocolate and cherry brownies that includes "a dollop of peppermint oil" and "dash of cloves" and, get this, "a sprig of 'catnip'". When I asked her about the catnip, she said that was mj. I was thoroughly shocked ... and had a whole new respect for her.
BTW: she was 102 when she died. She was 4'6" and married a man who was 6'8". They had nine kids, all of whom survived into adulthood.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LisaL on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:41pm.
WTF happened to the website and why the hell do I have Denise Richards staring in to my soul on both sides of the screen.... UGH.... turn the advert off!
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I feel observed, too.
Her blue contacts make me cringe.
She must be proud of those photohopped ads.....
*sigh*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
Awwww, this thread is making me feel so bad about myself. I'm so glad I came. I'm going to set up a little pity party, anyone want to bring some nachos?
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Don't let a bunch of people on the internet make you feel bad! You are awesome!! But I am always up for nachos.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:44pm.
Thanks ^_^
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
*helps Stoney, gets Margarita Mixer out, cuts limes, cracks open tequila*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What a disgusting fucking skank. O. M. F. G!
Congrats Miso!!! Yay! =)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:40pm.
Guess what's in my oven!!!!
With Japalenos and cheese.
Plus guacamole and Ajvar dips.
Come around, if you like ;)
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They better get served up by that bloody fanger you're holding up or NO DICE. I'm feeling the extra sauce today.
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How could you still see the blood? I covered it with a mini-Kate wig!!!!
There can never be too much sauce.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:39pm.
We honeymooned in Ny,coz I am in NJ..and who the hell honeymoon in Jersey..
But we will have our Japanese wedding when I go back to Tokyo, which our honeymoon will even way better! ^_^
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Congrats Miso! ♥
EH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!? AREYOU INLOVE WITH THE DUDE IN GERMANY OR THE ONE WHO MADE YOU SOUR CREAM (ewww I don't EVEN wanna know what that means!!!!!!!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:43pm.
*pulls up seat next to carrot*
*mixes up mind-erasers*
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Oh how I love you today.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:41pm.
Count me in for the whoopie cushions and grape drank! You might want to wear an overnighter with wings because wedgies will be next.
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Hello my luv!
PURPLE DRANK UNDERSPANK!
I'll wear my special nude-coloured satin big girl panties for the wedgie occasion.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
*pulls up seat next to carrot*
*mixes up mind-erasers*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:29pm.
Miss Jane: may I suggest eharmony??? JUST KIDDING don't do it, despite Boob3rries experience, guys you meet on line all turn out to be PSYCHO!
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This is true. I lucked out.
Thank y'all for the love.
My hubby's wonderfulness (yeah sry I adore him blindly) doesn't just end there. Like PSL's, that man makes me laugh to no end. And..a man that's been working his ass off all day comes home, I've been on Dlisted all day bickering for hours and he says: No baby boo, stay there and relax. I know you haven't had a good day being alone and all. I'll clean and cook. WHat are you craving?
We are also talking about a man that gets dressed at 4 in the morning and goes to the store just because I want gummi bears.
EDIT: CONGRATS MISO!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
Awwww, this thread is making me feel so bad about myself. I'm so glad I came. I'm going to set up a little pity party, anyone want to bring some nachos?
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Ill join ya. My guy made some sour cream last night, but weird thing is he didnt have any milk...so i dont know where the white stuff came from. Its still really tasty though. Ill bring it for the nachos!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:40pm.
Guess what's in my oven!!!!
With Japalenos and cheese.
Plus guacamole and Ajvar dips.
Come around, if you like ;)
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They better get served up by that bloody fanger you're holding up or NO DICE. I'm feeling the extra sauce today.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
@ angel i
Long story short.. I met him in Japan,before I returned here to US,stayed in touch, really dug him, he came in April to visit,asked me to marry him
Came back again last week to marry me in front of my friends and family
WHEW!
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
Awwww, this thread is making me feel so bad about myself. I'm so glad I came. I'm going to set up a little pity party, anyone want to bring some nachos?
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Count me in for the whoopie cushions and grape drank! You might want to wear an overnighter with wings because wedgies will be next.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
WTF happened to the website and why the hell do I have Denise Richards staring in to my soul on both sides of the screen.... UGH.... turn the advert off!
Oh and I am a fucking pro at beer pong. The drunker I get the better I get at it! It's amazing
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
Awwww, this thread is making me feel so bad about myself. I'm so glad I came. I'm going to set up a little pity party, anyone want to bring some nachos?
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Guess what's in my oven!!!!
With Japalenos and cheese.
Plus guacamole and Ajvar dips.
Come around, if you like ;)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:36pm.
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I'll bring special dark chocolate and cherry cookies.
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But are you going to add pecans for the pecan loves? The tastes blend so well!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Congrats Miso! ♥ that's where you have been! Did you go on a honeymoon?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
What up hookers! =)
I'll share my engagement story
It wasn't like I pictured, you know, like in the movies and shit.
I got proposed to in a parking lot, sitting in the car, at the indian reservation. He was so nerveous and dropped the ring box between his thighs. We were there to buy cheap ciggies. Two years ago. Yeah. =))) I love it
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:36pm.
I'll bring special dark chocolate and cherry cookies.
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DARK CHOCOLATE AND CHERRY COOKIES? I just jizzzzzzed in my pahnts.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
CONGRATS, MISO! I had no idea! How apropos!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Hi Snowy...long time no see ^_^
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
I think all us "single" whores need to go on millionaire matchmaker.....reels us in some money!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:33pm.
I dated online for a couple of years actually. I have a lot of RL friends now from that but I met 50 times as many psychos as that. I just learned to weed them out quick.
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One of my best friends met her boyfriend of about 2 years on match.com and so it does work sometimes.
Although I think he's a fucking asshole, so that's not a great example.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Got married June 3rd,2009..
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
what's up miso! that was cool, anything to do with the Sound of Music makes me smile too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Stoney - It's dumber than a box of fucking rocks. Seriously.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
yeah i feel the same way really...
k guys, I have to run out for a bit....helping a friend with her baby so she can go running, and keep her sanity. see you in a while!!
smooches to all!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
Awwww, this thread is making me feel so bad about myself. I'm so glad I came. I'm going to set up a little pity party, anyone want to bring some nachos?
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I'll bring special dark chocolate and cherry cookies.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
Whoops! Eh, it happens to the best of us :) But that is a lot of growing up at once, so I get the slightly nervous about the baby thing :)
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:29pm.
Miss Jane: may I suggest eharmony??? JUST KIDDING don't do it, despite Boob3rries experience, guys you meet on line all turn out to be PSYCHO!
Guys in NYC have such attitude because they know they are in demand.
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What!?!? You mean there aren't any super successful, attractive people who are just "too busy" to find love at a bar or whereever so they spend hours a day on-line looking for it?
Nah, couldnt be!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw
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OMG OMG I need my asthma puffer, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OH SHIT! How did I miss that? HOLY Shit Uvula, you are on FIRE TODAY!
*pisses pants*
*farts*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:31pm
well then...kudos to you!
Awwww, this thread is making me feel so bad about myself. I'm so glad I came. I'm going to set up a little pity party, anyone want to bring some nachos?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
kanderso - Oh don't get me wrong, I'd wanted children for some time, actually my entire life, just didn't expect to get pregnant on the first try. Four months before our wedding date.
*had gone off pill becasue doc said it could take anywhere from 6 months to a year + to conceive after so many years on the pill*
Guess what, pregnant the first month. So, that is what made it scary. Pregnant, THEN married. LOL
*sigh*
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:30pm.
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Mr. Uvula is a serial planner and takes FOREVER to fucking do the inevitable.
I dated online for a couple of years actually. I have a lot of RL friends now from that but I met 50 times as many psychos as that. I just learned to weed them out quick.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:28pm.
I told my husband to propose to me. Yeah, I'm THAT whore. Or at least I was. *shrugs* Bitch was dragging his motherfuckin' feet!
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*stares at Stoney*
getting any ideas from this?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:29pm.
"Two Old Farts In Love"
Coming to a theater near you.
Should I tell you folks about my mum's German Shepherd Dog that scare the pisswads out of Mr. Momus before we even met?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw
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OMG OMG I need my asthma puffer, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
I somehow miss single life....
In the past six years, I've been single for....altogether maybe four months (and there was dating involved).
I just love this insecurity if he will call or not and how you wait in front of the phone and cancel all appointments!
I also liked coming home later without needing to text anyone that I will do so.
But don't get me wrong, my life would be less colourful without Father Superior :D
WAHEY to the single ladies!
Up, up, do Beyonce's dance!!!!
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:27pm.
did you still get her the pretty ring though?
Absolutely! 3cts
"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09