Friday, June 12th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White
Jimmy Fallon got to play beer ping bong with Betty White last night! Not Benefiber ping pong, BEER ping pong. This just proves that Betty White is seriously the hottest bitch in the game. If my own abuelita wouldn't beat me with her chankla and tie me to a tree, I'd say I wished Betty White was my memaw.
Jimmy ended up winning the game, but that's just because Betty took pity on his ass.
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Oopsie! Stoney had something to say! But that's a freebie, Denise - you should send her a thank you note when you get a chance.
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I love a good holocaust/whore joke combo.
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i do like the shade of blond her hair is in the ads, although it never looks that good on tv/in photos ect..
photoshop is a good friend to denise :p
almost takes the crazy out...
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:33pm
and im sure she handpicked this site, you know she reads the gossip sites herself and i'd put money on it that she reads this one
*waves to denise and gives the finger*
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Yeap. And then we're gonna have to watch her whine to some talk show host about all the jellus haters and how we are SO VERY WRONG about everything!
Only we don't gots much to say about this ho, do we? LOL!
The best I had was that she could be sexier and have some personality.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:11pm.
ROTFLMAO
finally some love for my eh/holocaust joke..sheesh
as far as the ads go, i just CANT wait for the octomom being plastered on this sites sidebars for her premiere
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I'm not really sure why everyone hates Denise Richards. I mean, other than the fact that she's a jumbo-browed talentless child pimping whiny gold-digging ex-prostitute.
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I'm pretty sure MK doesn't hand select what ads he posts. He probably has someone do that for him.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:33pm
and im sure she handpicked this site, you know she reads the gossip sites herself and i'd put money on it that she reads this one
*waves to denise and gives the finger*
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:11pm.
ROTFLMAO
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Now I want Nacho's.
I feel like I'm over at Perez's web site with all of this fuckery ads, and I don't like it.
*sucking it up though, because I LOVE MK*
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
I'm convinced that Denise has pics of MK in a compromising position...and you know it has to be be bad to embarass a hooker like MK.
*just kidding MK, I lurrrrve you. I'll get over it...maybe.*
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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:33pm.
Momus, maybe I should email him and ask how much Denise is paying for this fuckery. It's sick AND it sucks.
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MK been getting tons of hate mail about these ads.
I sent him a sympathy letter because of all the hate mail he's been receiving.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Denise is desperate for people to watch I'm Constipated. Her dad should have his own show, he's so much better than her in every way. The Wild Thing is so 90s, she should try something else.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Momus, maybe I should email him and ask how much Denise is paying for this fuckery. It's sick AND it sucks.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Whatever! MK needs to make a living...I'm more mad at E for give this bitch a show! Whhhhyyyyyy
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
EH.........ask Tante Superior for help if you need :D I will teach you how to pronounce Oberdampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. We have beuuutiful words!
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You German? What city are you in?
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Yes, I'm German and I'm in London, UK.
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Do you see alota american military when youre in germany?
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Not so much, I'm from Berlin :)
I think the military is more in rural areas.
Some are near Munich, as far as I know.
My ex from Italy lived near a HUGE American base in the north near Vicenza. Sure you don't want to move there? It's nicer, hahahhaa....
The love of her life, Allen Ludden from the TV game show 'Password' died many years ago. BW has not to my knowledge been associated with any other studs since him. She was an excellent player of this game. He was the host===magic
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:27pm.
Mother Superior, I swear to God, I wish your avie was my boyfriend. I love it so much.
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Warning, he has a flavour.
Gotta serve nachos and cider now.
Yumm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:24pm.
... is this how MK gets paid? By posting these inane fucking ads?!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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HOLY FUCKING DENISE RICHARDS!!! Jesus! You better be getting some serious coin for this shit, MK!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
EH.........ask Tante Superior for help if you need :D I will teach you how to pronounce Oberdampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. We have beuuutiful words!
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You German? What city are you in?
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Yes, I'm German and I'm in London, UK.
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Do you see alota american military when youre in germany?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Earlier in this thread there was talk of BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder).
I am sick as fuck of people acting like this disorder automatically means you are an evil bitch. Some psychiatrists don't even believe this disorder exists, since it has a tendency to be over diagnosed in women.
Anyway, I was diagnosed with possible mild BPD, and thus I am sesitive. (My doctor also said it was possible I was just being a crazed teenager, but whatever).
I rarely post, I am not trying to be a bitch or accuse any body, but I don't like it when disorders are given social stigma- it makes it harder for people who have them to accept that they have a problem that needs fixing.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Mother Superior, I swear to God, I wish your avie was my boyfriend. I love it so much.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
not me, tomorrow though.going to watch the fight at the pub
tonight = cleaning condo :(
Stoney, is this how MK gets paid? By posting these inane fucking ads?! The Denise Richard's one has a grammatical error in it, it's driving me CRAZY!!!! (millions not million!)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Thanks ISMU! I'm gonna get my drink on and order some of those Tibi dresses. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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She's flat and that's that!
I could SLEEP in nachos.
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Carrot, you like my pickle?
Thanks for the inspiration!!!
I totally thought that the Denise Richard's ad was a post. LOL! What's with the flaunt my funbags ad?! That shit's WRONG!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
EH.........ask Tante Superior for help if you need :D I will teach you how to pronounce Oberdampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. We have beuuutiful words!
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You German? What city are you in?
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Yes, I'm German and I'm in London, UK.
Anyone doing anything exciting tonight? I would like to live through you, please.
Flatsy - Sorry!
*passes tumbler of wine as peace offering*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
Sssshhh, I don't want a close up of HO SWEATER!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
EH.........ask Tante Superior for help if you need :D I will teach you how to pronounce Oberdampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. We have beuuutiful words!
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You German? What city are you in?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:16pm.
i could eat some nachos.
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I just ate nachos!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:14pm.
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If you hadn't let an entire Naval fleet screw your brains out your head, you'd realize you could crop the picture much closer around his face so it was easier to see.
Did Denise Richards drop several huge bags of cash at somebody's door last night ?
EH.........ask Tante Superior for help if you need :D I will teach you how to pronounce Oberdampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. We have beuuutiful words!
Thank you angel_i
You are my SAVIOUR (catch that Carrie D?)
"A finger gun. He really likes banging that finger."
Sorry but EWW. Ick. Nast. TOO MANY MENTAL IMAGES.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:11pm.
I hate how tiny these avies are...you cant really fully grasp how hot the guy in my avie is....sucks!
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Is he pointing a gun?
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A finger gun. He really likes banging that finger.
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Who is he?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:54pm.
It's pink.
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Let's move to Iowa and get married.
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Iowa? You tryin to join the star fleet?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
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i could eat some nachos.
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*giggles*@snowy;p
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what's going on in heere???
happy fucking friday everyone!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:54pm.
It's pink.
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Let's move to Iowa and get married.
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Heheheh!!!
Adults would love a bouncy castle. They just don't want to admit it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:11pm.
I hate how tiny these avies are...you cant really fully grasp how hot the guy in my avie is....sucks!
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Is he pointing a gun?
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A finger gun. He really likes banging that finger.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:11pm.
I hate how tiny these avies are...you cant really fully grasp how hot the guy in my avie is....sucks!
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Is he pointing a gun?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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YTF is my screen full of douchebag ads? I thought I'd stumbled onto Pigez for a minute. MAKE IT STAWP!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I hate how tiny these avies are...you cant really fully grasp how hot the guy in my avie is....sucks!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*