Friday, June 12th 2009
Morning Wood
Before the love was lost: Peter Andre looking for any peens that might have been left behind in Katie Price's yes-yes hole - Holy Moly!
Daddy Spears and KFed made a deal. Brit Brit gets more time with her Cheetolings and KFed gets more cheeseburgers - Celebitchy
St. Angie said "fuck no" to Harper's Bazaar - ICYDK
Jessica Simpson wearing one of Mr. Furley's favorite sleepytime shirts - I'm Not Obsessed
Gene Simmons needs to eff himself in the culo with his own tongue - Scandalist
Robert Buckley is joining the cast of "One Tree Hill." Hopefully, he's playing a character who is deathly allergic to wearing clothes - Socialite Life
Birds with arms - Urlesque
House is the most popular TV show in the universe!!! - HuffPo
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LOL at "rotten hole".
I'm commenting in all the threads the spamtards are bumping now. Yay4boredom!
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
sugarscupid.com is a good dating site .it is waiting for you to join in ,come on
and guess what he found in her rotten hole?
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I'd hate to breathe life back into this topic, but...no I wouldn't. I'm bored.
Submitted by Carrie D on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:18am.
Gee, I don't know. I think it's much more "loony" of you to go out of your way to quote all those comments from another thread than it is to say you like Jennifer Aniston.
And if you just said you liked Angelina Jolie, that would've been fine, but just like the rest of the fucking Brangeloonies, you never know when to STFU before you put your foot in your mouth.
You consider all of us to be ugly old hags who sit behind a monitor 24/7 with nerd rage, but you and your ilk are the most defensive of them all. The Brangelina fanatics are always the one dragging Jennifer Aniston into discussions having NOTHING to do with her, and you're always the first ones to post in Jennifer Aniston threads about the triangle.
It's not anyone else's fault that this overrated fucking slag has no identity outside of sleeping with married men and getting off on kitchen knives with her brother.
God forbid Jennifer Aniston keeps the TMI to herself. I mean, not everyone can live up to the virtue of being a heroin-addicted, self-mutilating, manipulative, man-stealing, child-collecting, anorexic, manic android validation whore with Daddy issues like Jolie can.
And I wasn't aware that refusing to praise someone for being a disgusting crazy slut made you ugly, jealous, or bitter; I thought that meant you had morals. Maybe you should try it instead of pulling ad hominem attacks out of your ass and humiliating yourself a little more.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Gene Simmons, Brett Michaels, etc. are all probably as boring as shit in the bedroom.
I bet you that these idiots think they're the masters of fucking, when in reality the only things about sex they're familiar with is teasing, foreplay, and pseudosex. What Gene Simmons does is no different from what Bret Michaels does: In public, everything's about sex but behind closed doors, it's probably not anything different from the front he displays on television. It's all ego.
PS- Amazombie Whorelie, I love your avy!
Jordan has the right idea here. If my night goes as planned, hopefully I'll be in a very similar position later. And all the while I'll be thinking of that Rolling Stone cover.
And as for Gene Simmons. What the fuck is he even whining about? That nasty sumbitch talks about his sex life constantly and after seeing Rock of Love I'm pretty sure Gene's girls ain't much better. Actually, I doubt they're even that good. Something tells me backstage Gene offered to give Adam a one on one with his tongue and Adam laughed in his face.
Peter Andre is talking on the phone in that photo.
I don't get why the great Brangelina PR machine has suck ass People magazine and others shove down our throats that they are greatest people who've ever lived on the planet, and then act all annoyed and above it all when those same kiss asses (Ann Curry, Harper's Bazaar, etc.) um, kiss their ass like they wanted everybody to in the first place.
Angelina is such a cunt. Someone should put the loon who wrote the article on suicide watch, what'll she do now that her saint's snubbed her?**********
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
Gene Simmons can talk all he wants about the women he fucked...but when you see him on film in his self released porn, you see he has NO skills in the bedroom and is a lame fuck. He should shut the fuck up....and keep his small peen in his leather pants.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:47pm.
ORFANZ DUST FER MAIKUP MINERALZ
Oh, yes- I saw the Cadaver shade at Sephora the other day....
ORFANZ DUST FER MAIKUP MINERALZ
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:34pm.
TAKOZ R NO MOARZ FER MII IZE BIN TAINT WIZ PITTZ SNOSSAJ
You done been tainted with that snausage, alright!
Damn, ho- might I recommend a little concealer for that blotchy skin?
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:22pm.
IZ EATZ DA LUNIEZ DELOOZD BRAINZ TAIST LAIK HENZ NOMNOMNOM DA CHIKENZ
OMG, too much! NOMNOMNOM - LMAO!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
But, she's trying to convert us. I see AMAZOMBIE's over there, too.
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She's flat and that's that!
TAKOZ R NO MOARZ FER MII IZE BIN TAINT WIZ PITTZ SNOSSAJ
Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
NaNoop, Carrie's in the OP.
She needs to get her crazy ass on up in this piece ovah hur.
NaNoop, Carrie's in the OP.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:28pm.
PITTZ NO EATZ DA CHIKENZ NO MOARZ SINZ IZ EATIN DA PITTZ AN IZ NO MOARZ EATZ DA TAKO
Yeah, right. Next week you'll be backz on da tako.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:54am.
Peter isn't smelling Katie, he was trying to make a cellphone call.
Oh, snap! LMAO
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:26pm.
Looks like Amazombie made Carrie retreat. LOL.
Fabulous avie, amazombie!
I was actually thinking Carrie is spankin' it one last time to Scrangie's posters plastered all over her walls before she sacrifices herself to Amazombie. Carrie would probably be HONORED to be eaten by Scrangie's zombie.
PITTZ NO EATZ DA CHIKENZ NO MOARZ SINZ IZ EATIN DA PITTZ AN IZ NO MOARZ EATZ DA TAKO
Every time I see anything about Gene Simmons my mind instantly shudders since MK's post and his SO disturbing fuck fest that it links to. Mind you, it's only disturbing because he fucks like an 80 year old peepaw.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23826
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:25pm.
This looks fun though! Join times!
GIVEZ ME URZ ORFINZ, IMA HONGRAAAAAAY!
Them white kidz iz dry, gimme the dark one....theyz more tenderzzzzzzzzzzz........
OMG!.. AMAZOMBIE ..BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Looks like Amazombie made Carrie retreat. LOL.
Fabulous avie, amazombie!
This looks fun though! Join times!
GIVEZ ME URZ ORFINZ, IMA HONGRAAAAAAY!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:23pm.
Sorry folks, but Amazombie is not me.
Uh, oh.
Now I'z skeered...
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:22pm.
IZ EATZ DA LUNIEZ DELOOZD BRAINZ TAIST LAIK HENZ NOMNOMNOM DA CHIKENZ
I just about died! Taste like chicken,eh?
Sorry folks, but Amazombie is not me.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
IZ EATZ DA LUNIEZ DELOOZD BRAINZ TAIST LAIK HENZ NOMNOMNOM DA CHIKENZ
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:12pm.
ZOMBIE WHORLIEZ NO AXE FER BRAINZ OAR PITTZ ZOMBIE WHORLIEZ TAIK FER NOMNOMNOMZ
Now, do you consider Scrangaloonie fantards edible or just gristle?
Gene Simmons is, was, and always will be a Grade-A douchebag.
Jessucka Simpleton has never known how to dress.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:41am.
DiamondDawg
U gotz da mail gurl...
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backatcha!
ZOMBIE WHORLIEZ NO AXE FER BRAINZ OAR PITTZ ZOMBIE WHORLIEZ TAIK FER NOMNOMNOMZ
Fuck LOL Cats, LOL Dlisted ROCKS! Leave it to the loons to help create even better postings on AJ threads! WOOT!
LMFAO!!! ------> NOMNOMNOM
RZ TITZ GUT LAIK BRAINZ AN PITTZ
NOMNOMNOM TITZ
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:05pm.
KIDZ NO GETZ EATZ WOTER IZ NO LIKEZ DAT KUNTZ KATE SHOED MII
IZ EATZ HERZ NEX
Oh, I forgot to ax- are you gonna buy them kidz off her or just steal 'em witchu bony clawz?!
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:05pm.
KIDZ NO GETZ EATZ WOTER IZ NO LIKEZ DAT KUNTZ KATE SHOED MII
IZ EATZ HERZ NEX
Save that bratty one for last, let the fear build up, it'll make her tastaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!
*peeks in*
Is "IT" still here?
Amazombie - youare the tits. I am laughing so hard. NOMNOMNOM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
KIDZ NO GETZ EATZ WOTER IZ NO LIKEZ DAT KUNTZ KATE SHOED MII
IZ EATZ HERZ NEX
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:00pm.
ORFANZ DUST IZ FER HIIZ BLOODZ IZ FER DRANKZ
But you such a skinny zombie, is them kidz like diet blood?
ORFANZ DUST IZ FER HIIZ BLOODZ IZ FER DRANKZ
LMAO @ NOMNOMNOM
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:56am.
I ONLII PLAYZ DA HEROIN INZ MII MUVIEZ IZ SNOART ORFANZ DUST FER HIIZ
Hold up, is orfanz dust like Andre sniffing farts? Is the orfanz dust fart babeez?
Seriously, this is how stalkers begin. You know the ones that end up in jail because they have it in their heads that they are really friends/significant others with a certain celebrity. I just don't get it and there is no use arguing with someone like this. They obviously are already in mental hospital land.
I mean there are tons of celebrities that I would love to hang out with, wouldn't kick out of bed, steal their good shit, etc....but to go to a gossip blog and defend them to the death...uh, no.
Carrie D. I hope it's almost time for your meds....the cart should be coming round soon.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
I'm not sure, it's just a guess!
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Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:52am.
MII PIKSHUREZ MOAR ULIVE DEN UR PITTZ
LMAO considering the pits in my picture belong to MiserAlba, I have to AGREE.
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