Friday, June 12th 2009
Why So Hardcore?
Miley Cyrus posted a picture on her Twatter of her bad ass nose stud, but there's more important shit to discuss. What in (please click on this) TG Fabulicious Hell is going on with Miley's hairline? Every time she talks, does her sand paper (grit 600) voice rub off some of her hair? Or maybe when her mom Tish gets hongray, she nibbles at her daughter's hairline? Yeah, Tish's shiny tombstone teefs don't look that innocent.
By the time Miley's 18 she's going to look like a wigless Phil Spector!
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The only way the Cyrus kid would look good would be if she studded her entire nose with about 75 little diamonds. Otherwise, she is about as interesting as wallpaper paste.
I flipping hate how girls think they're bad-ass because they get nose studs. Or an extra ear piercing. If that were the case, the world would explode from my supposed hardcore-ness. I have two lip rings (snakebites), 5 ear piercings, a septum piercing, and a tongue piercing, all of which I did myself except for the tongue. I was going to do a nose stud but if pop-princesses are doing it then screw that. I'll just do my hips instead.
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please swap the ad's, there's only so much of Denise Richards I can handle (0.0 to be accurate)
MAN THAT LITTLE GIRL IS BUT ASS UGLY. NO AMOUNT OF MAKEUP OR SURGERY COULD CORRECT THAT MUG... AND HER TEEF GROSS!!!
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If she thinks she's being edgy by getting a nose stud, she's about 10 years behind.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 12:39am.
AND, she looks like a rodent!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:53pm.
I accidently saw 30 seconds of her show the other day. OMG, Billy Ray really DOES have all the talent in the family!
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OMG and that's not much. That show is like - if you gave ANY generally happy and financially comfortable family a dramatic play area and said: Here. Here's your play house, here's your costumes, here's the game: play family...and then just taped that. That's how bad it is. I think that's why kids like it - it's like if your parents would "play house" with you.
It occurred to me the other day that Billy Ray (having been coached by my kid that he writes his daughter's songs)planned from the birth of this child that she would have what he could never have - never having been a teenage girl...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:53pm
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Pfft, like it's 'accidentally' programmed on your Tivo?
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I accidently saw 30 seconds of her show the other day. OMG, Billy Ray really DOES have all the talent in the family!
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Nice teef.
Reading all the complaints about the Denise ads on Dlisted has led me to the conclusion that you heffers are thankless ingrates! Recognize.
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I love you Morrissey and I agree with what you said!! I don't care how much MK is making, HE DESERVES IT ALL and I don't care about the ad's, I will put up with them so long as MK can continue running Dlisted. It's all worth it to me, this is my favorite site ever and MK doesn't ask for anything from us except that we come here and enjoy his awesomeness... Let's be more appreciative people.
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Was Tish really the best looking girl Billy Ray could get? She's fucking nasty.
Nice Elvis sunglasses, Miley. lol
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Damn, that's a whole lotta homeliness!
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She is going to need to borrow one of Trump's comb-over pieces before long. Getting a nose stud is so 1994.
TO ALL you people who are bitching - on this post and others -about MK's ads on here:
what the eff is your problem??? It's called being an ENTREPRENEUR, being SELF-EMPLOYED, and it's the standard IDEAL for what's known as the "American Dream". and, "get a job"... are you serious?!?!
THIS IS A JOB that he has, he's fucking not doing it for the fun only, I mean you rabid people here, all day and night, chomping at the bit for a new post, and he is on here EVERY FUCKING DAY posting shit for you people to giggle at and snark about, and you are going to complain that he needs to "get a job"??? SERIOUSLY????
He is on here 7 fucking days a week posting shit and HE SHOULD FUCKING GET PAID FOR IT.
it's NOT fucking selling out, he's not being a media whore, it's called MAKING A FUCKING LIVING ON YOUR OWN TERMS AND NOT BEING SOMEONE ELSE'S BITCH aka "EMPLOYEE"...
God, this shit is really pissing me off.
P.S.AND IT'S NONE of any of your fucking business how much he is getting paid. I hope he fucking shuts the site down for a week to spite you whinging fools, but then again, I don't, because I'm firmly on his side.
I like most of you but this is getting ridiculous.
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Can someone please explain to me how/why Miley Cyrus's mum is SO much more attractive and hot than her daughter? Wow. It's highly unusual, yet... fascinating.
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Submitted by Zanna on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:20am.
She's got her mother's hairline. I can't believe Billy Rae put his dick in that bitch.
Which b*tch? The daughter or the mother? You NEVER know with these hillbilly kinds...
This has proved to me that nose studs have in fact jumped the shark. Saying that, I must go remove mine NOW.
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MK- how fucking much are you getting paid to have Denise Fucking Richards all over the fucking page? Whatever it is, how the fuck much are you going to pay us for having to look at her twat ass face?
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Those chompers and that brow are giving me the vapors.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:37am.
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Molli! I've missed ya thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much sistah. That's almost as high as Miley can count, btw.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:36am
I blame the double post on Miley's lard ass.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:36am
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!
lol Nitty!
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Fatso.
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I giver Miley 10 months until her box nose dissspears.
Her mom is super cute.
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It's understandable how Myley got that dim-witted Deliverance look.. the dad is not as unfortunate looking -- well, minus the Kentucky waterfall hair but they're hillbillies so they don't know any better.
Why do people make their teethe this white????!!!
It looks so fake and ugly! Oh but it's LA so never mind.
She's got her mother's hairline. I can't believe Billy Rae put his dick in that bitch.
MK, I will give you my next paycheck if you get rid of all this Denise Richards shit...I cannot stand this ho - why is she all over this site...are you selling out like that pink haired putz...Perez...please, please don't sell out...btw Miley sucks..and she will never be edgy and cool and her dad is a putz too. Nuff said, now get rid of this ho bag Denise Richards! Thanks!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:00am.
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Hahahaha...Karl Malden.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
She's got a nose like Karl Malden. Now she's drawing more attention to it?
And, fuck me! I can't look at that crazy ho denise Richards anymore! I know you need the cash, MK, but come on! Weren't you able to pay your bar tab on the Cone and that ugly Leviticus jewelry??
Oh, SNAP! I thought that was an old pic of Brit Brit in one of her weaves!
Destiny Cyrus (LOL. She was set up for the stripper pole at birth) is looking awfullly methy these days. Her Alana Stewart-cloned mumsy is starting to look younger than her. ...maybe that's been her plan all along.
Yup, we're talking a 10-head here...
Awww, now she has a permanent booger to go with her permanently bad hair and her permanently goofy face.
FYI the higher grit of sandpaper, the smoother it is. So her voice is more like 80 grit.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:43am.
ITA. It Denise Richards crazy eyes helps MK buy Mother's cookies and a quarter ounce of weed via bike messager, I'm down wit dat. ♥
MK is like Dolly Parton in my eyes, he can do no wrong. He can turn this into the Denise Richards fansite and I would not give a shit because my love for him is that deep. Whatever he has to do to supply me with d-listed is not only permitted but encouraged.
Give Denise a break, she's not so bad and she has the best dad ever, IRV!!
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MK I know youd eliberately posted these Denise Richards ads to fuck with our Fridays.
Bastard's proabably reading all our bitching and laughing his ass off.
I can't take any more of these crazy fucking eyes!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:32am.
MK, baby, I know a ho's gotta get paid, but are you trying to murder my eyes with Denise cunt face ALL OVER!?!?!?
*seizes*
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My thoughts exactly. And worse, I thought one of them was a post at first. It's like a horrible dream: Denise! Denise! Denise! Denise!
Miley looks like she has a hangover
People still get nose studs?
Could the teeth on the hick to her right be any more white? That is NOT a compliment, btw.