Friday, June 12th 2009

The African Baby Snatcher Is Officially Triumphant!

After eating their breakfast of deep fried money, three judges in Malawi shuffled into court this morning and granted Vadge's adoption of 3-year-old Mercy. As you know, they originally shut down Vadge, because she had not lived in the country for at least 18-months. She appealed and threatened to feed them to her roidy cooze monster, so they really had no choice. The mattress stuffed with money she sent them sealed the deal.

The judges also fingered Vadge's b-hole by saying she has improved the lives of the children in Malawi with her organization. And then gallons of roid smegma came gushing out of her flooding the upper part of Manhattan. Oh yeah, Vadge isn't even in Malawi. She's still in NYC! The baby snatcher has no plans to travel to Africa to pick up her trophy!

According to People, Vadge is going to send a private jet to pick up Mercy. I guess FedEx wouldn't pick up on the weekends.

That's that. Money talks and the baby walks!

Posted by: Michael K


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I don't really have anything to say on this story, but Denise Richards leering at me from either side of the screen is really freaking me out. It's like one of those pictures of Jesus where the eyes follow you around the room.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

'Wishing Death' upon people is so Nobel. Makes you so much of a better person by wishing they die. Wtf is that shit? Not funny and not cute.

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Nice covers for your horns or antlers Modanna.

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Oh, and her Malawi fund is shady as hell as well.

The publicists consistently deny any connection to Kablahblah, yet they are actively promoting spiritual development and some of the top Kawhather twats are named.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:25am.
Oh no, a child now has a chance at an actual life! Let's all screech about parental rights and send her back so she can die at 17 because we hate Madonna. *rolls eyes*

While it's true this girl will probably get to eat and have clean runnign water,it is also true that she will have to deal with egocentri and self-adulating cunt. I mean, lets hope the kids rely on each other for support and they make it out of there with a good education and a chance a truly healthy life.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:30am.
Congrats to Mercy who will now have a CHANCE of life instead of dying of AIDS or starvation in some AIDS ravaged shanty town. Hate Madonna all you want but look at the bigger picture which in this case is a childs life. At least she is not shooting herself up with 20 embryos =====================
AMEN!!! And also kudos to Madonna for making sure that her son dosen't grow up the only Black child in that household (unlike some other celebs who shall remain nameless)

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She's "sending" a private jet? Will this jet have her on board, or is it just a courier?

{{Eye roll}}

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Obviously, the 3 Malawaian judges were holding out for more cash. I hope the flat screen TV's fit into their huts.

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Can I just say I hate this whore.

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Congrats to Mercy who will now have a CHANCE of life instead of dying of AIDS or starvation in some AIDS ravaged shanty town. Hate Madonna all you want but look at the bigger picture which in this case is a childs life. At least she is not shooting herself up with 20 embryos and bringing more kids into this over crowded shitty world. I would much rather see people adopt then pop out 8 fuckin kids, the people who feel the need to keep birthing children are the truly fucked up ones. Good for Madonna and good for Mercy. Plus Madonna has built an orphanage and schools is Malawi, her intention is for her children to go back there when they are adults and to help their country. Sorry to say but this time I feel like Madonna is looking at the bigger picture, people who hate obviously have never been to a country like Malawi or walked thru an orphanage anywhere cuz if you had you wouldn't be talking shit. Orphanages and animal shelters are the 2 worst places to ever see. If you want a brutal reality check take a walk thru either, the fucked up thing is I have seen cleaner animal shelters.

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The child would not die at 17, and she is not living in unbearable poverty.

The first (sensible) judge made a point of the fact that Mercy is currently residing in one of Malawi's best orphanages.

The adoption laws that kept Vadge down last year were in place for a reason. Foreigners should not be allowed to enter a country, pick up a child and then leave to a mother country where the native officials have no authority or means of checking on the child's welfare.

We'll soon see just how much Vadge had to twist the system to get this kid. If the Malawian judges really do think that these laws are out-of-date then others should have no problem strolling into orphan parades, establishing a 'connection' with a child on first sight and then taking them home to the other side of the world.

Good for the goose and all that.

Child trafficking and human slavery are still very much real issues. There's a reason that human rights groups inside Malawi and outside (South Africa has been particularly pissed :3) have been so vocal in slamming this desperate move.

Still, why shouldn't Madonna be allowed to do whatever she wants? She's RICH, she's FAMOUS, she's AMERICAN! Of COURSE she can provide any African child with a better life than they'd otherwise have. Never mind the fact that the child is being ripped from the culture that they know with absolutely no support network (WELCOME TO KABALAH!) and the fact that Malawi has just made a very public demonstration of lax adoption laws (soooo happy fur U guise! ^_^ ) Madonna's nannies now have another child to look after while she goes off on another tour or shacks up with another man.

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ah here we go again.. another Cruella collecting children.

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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:18am.

WTF? She's not even going to go pick the kid up herself? I'm just...speechless.

God, how I loathe this woman.

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Why so shocked? We are talking about the very same woman who Fedexed the other kid to her in London from Malawi just two years ago. Of course once again she can't be bothered to personally pick up the ~merchandise~. Seriously she is treating the girl like an expensive package.

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As if she weren't insufferable enough already.

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she's such a fucking cuntrag and i hope she dies a horrible STD riddled painful death.

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Angie Jo is probably on her way to Malawi as we speak.

Disgusting.

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According to People, Vadge is going to send a private jet to pick up Mercy.

- So can she not make it personally? And I'm sure there will be copies of People so Merci can brush up on what's ahead for her.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:25am.

Oh no, a child now has a chance at an actual life! Let's all screech about parental rights and send her back so she can die at 17 because we hate Madonna. *rolls eyes*

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This woman is unbelievable. She's too self-obsessed to be bothered with the children she already has.

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ricki lake's picture

Oh no, a child now has a chance at an actual life! Let's all screech about parental rights and send her back so she can die at 17 because we hate Madonna. *rolls eyes*

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Just like with the other baby the child gets fedexed to her. Geez.

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Vadge is going to send a private jet to pick up Mercy.
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WTF? She's not even going to go pick the kid up herself? I'm just...speechless.

God, how I loathe this woman.

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