Thursday, June 11th 2009

The Master At Work


All you aspiring cunts start taking notes! This is a clip from January of Kate Gosselin and her child army waiting to do a TV interview. One of Kate's daughters, Mady, tells her mother she's going to turn into dust if she doesn't have a drink of wawa. Kate asks for water, takes a sip and then puts it on the floor away from Mady. This makes Mady cry, "You're really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face." Kate responds, "Be quiet."

I bow down to the master! Even I am not cunty enough to deny water to a dehydrated child! Ice cream and candy, yes. Water, no. She's like Cruelle de Vil complete with a half-dead animal on her head! Speaking of, Mady might be slowly shriveling up due to dehydration, but she should think of the poor thirsty beast on Kate's head! You can practically see it licking its chops while Kate drinks.

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tweedlebugb's picture

what a nasty bitch.

madam s.'s picture

No long-term damage or anything, but I would have loved it if that kid passed out cold from dehydration and paramedics had to come in and give her liquids intravenously. It would have made that Kate woman look SO extra sadistic and monsterish.

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I co-sign Madam Pince's statement 100%. That is the point.

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hotslutoftheday's picture

Honeybee you are so stupid. Do you not see the irony in your statement. She wouldn't be doing an interview if it wasn't for the kids... and so what if she would end up giving all of them some water, is it so wrong that they're little children and they're thirsty. It's Access Hollywood for fucks sake. Are you afraid that hydrating 8 kids would take away from the journalistic integrity that Access Hollywood holds to so steadfastly (sarcasm). There is no rational reason in the world that those kids and/or Mady couldn't be given some water. Kate is sadistic (thanks Hekki), cold and selfish.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:28pm.

Honeybee - the majority of us ARE mothers and fuck the interview. Your childrens needs come FIRST. Even if it is a fucking simple sip of water.
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Exactly.. I have no memory of my mom ever denying me water or food. She was a disciplinarian and made sure I never acted out ever when she took me out.. but she would make sure I was taken care of. Thats what mothers do.

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Submitted by honeybee85 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:26pm.
OMG! do any of you have kids?? If she gave water to Mady all then all SEVEN other kids would have wanted water as well and they were about to go on air!

So everyone just ignores the fact that Kate asks for water for all the kids for after the interview?
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Denying Mady a sip of water until after the interview isn't cruel, but sipping the water and then hiding it is. It's a juvenile stunt -- bullying her own daughter. Stupid bitch.

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Exactly. It was like, instead of managing the situation she was saying: You want water? Fuck you.

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Deb's picture

Aww, come on. Mady will live! Man up, little one, time to earn that paycheck!

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joe shmoe's picture

I don't think the fact the kids are thirsty is the issue. Kids whine for nothing. Meh. The fact that she's making lively toddlers dress up and act like trained monkeys in front of cameras when they should be running around outside is the far greater crime, IMO.

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M.E.'s picture

Honeybee - the majority of us ARE mothers and fuck the interview. Your childrens needs come FIRST. Even if it is a fucking simple sip of water.

Hekki's picture

That was sadistic.

I don't care if that kid was exaggerating or whining or whatever. If she was sure the kid was being a drama queen, all she had to do was tell her to wait until after filming. But she had to rub it in Mady's face. And that is just mean to do to a kid. Even if she's a whiny drama queen.

And I HAVE a whiny drama queen kid.

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Submitted by honeybee85 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:26pm.

That logic would make sense, if she hadn't gone through the trouble of asking for water herself.

OMG! do any of you have kids?? If she gave water to Mady all then all SEVEN other kids would have wanted water as well and they were about to go on air!

So everyone just ignores the fact that Kate asks for water for all the kids for after the interview?

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Nevermind. The two littler ones beside her are thirsty too - they're just quietly hopeful about it. They're trained better. She's obviously disappointed in herself about the mistakes she made with Mady.

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I like how she psyches out Mady by pretending to try to get her water at the end. Smooth.

M.E.'s picture

What a fucking BITCH!

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

It's like she gets pleasure out of being so hateful. There is something very disturbing about her as a person. No normal mother would do that to their child.

madam s.'s picture

Holy shit.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Britneys cheap ...: "Kate "Oh great now you made me orgasm! These sheets were just washed! Do you know how much they cost? Of course you don't why do I even ask..""

Funniest shit I've read all day. Dead-on accurate, too.

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Good one, Secret Original. I concur!

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What a BITCH!!!

hotslutoftheday's picture

This is disgusting.... and all the people who talk about the kids "not being abused" should take a look at this... I'm sorry, maybe I am just a softy but Kate is a cruel ass bitch and I've seen her act like this many, many, many times on JK+8. This really does make me ill because her kids did not ask to be born, she wanted them yet it's completely obvious she only uses them to make her own life better--she doesn't give a damn about them.. She is the scum of the earth.

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Secret Original's picture

My jaw dropped twice watching this, and it hasn't dropped since two girls and a cup. This is eight girls and one fucking cunt.

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.."can someone throw me a bottle of water?" At this point the person should have literally thrown her a bottle of water straight in her bitch face!

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LNSH's picture

I just dropped out of cunt school because after seeing this I realized that I will never be as true of a cunt as this one is.

Provolone's picture

MK wheres the letterman wanting a 14 yr old to get fucked thread??/ COME ON!!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Total power trip thing to do to let her know who's boss. Maybe that kid wouldn't be looking for negative attention if she didn't have to share what the parents are willing to give with seven other fucking kids.

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

I don't watch the show so I really don't know but Kate doesn't seem so thirsty herself she took one lil sip of that bottle. What's so hard of handing that bottle to that kid so she can stfu...

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parkerj's picture

I don't understand how a mother could ask people around her for water. take time to drink it and make sure it didn't mess up her lipstick..all the while, her kids were asking for water. A mom doesn't DO that!

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BCAW:hahahahhahahahha the gum wrapper
I posted in the open post that PH is now mixing STD's with Christiano Ronaldo, she didn't waste anytime snagging another dumb cock.

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I think the hair made her do it.

It's evil.

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mike's picture

SEEING a pic of eight kids is quite enough for me. I don't need to watch the video.

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Why is it when I see this cunt , I want to punch my laptop monitor in hopes that it reaches her face? Why do we not have this technology yet?

Ugh, the fact that she asks for water when she knew the kids asked and drink it in front of them just makes my blood boil. Bitch you making them wait,so should you....

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Exactly, TEE - it's water, for crying out loud.

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TEE's picture

I get it kids are annoying sometimes and ask for things just because they are being brats - BUT THAT SAID, I WOULD NOT FUCKING DRINK WATER BEFORE MY ANNOYING ASS CHILD EVEN IF I WAS DYING OF THIRST. MY CHILDREN COME FIRST - ANNOYING OR NOT! I had Kates back (secretly) until now, UUGGHH what a disgusting cunt!

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TrashyWilma's picture

Why does everybody say "Mady is a drama queen"? For God's sake, this show is about as realistic as "Full House." Mady fits a role in the storyline. According to Aunt Jody, only the bad footage of Mady makes it on TV.

I feel bad for the kid and wish I could take her away from her miserable existance.

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OMG What a huge fucking bitch.

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Snowpiece:
OMG yes those were the days!! That was so funny..
That gum wrapper is probly holding on to one of Kates spikes in the back of her head. It's trying to keep an eye on the kids and stay away from Hilton's single and on the prowl snatch

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mslewis's picture

Well, in Kate's defense, Mady is a little drama diva!! Besides, the kids were just fine when they got on air. Also, I seriously doubt these kids will be messed up when they grow up. Kate is not as bad as she is shown in the series. Yeah, she is obsessive compulsive and anal but she has to be with eight small children. These kids are wonderful and they know their mother and their father love all of them. The best thing they have in their favor is they are very young and by the time the oldest girls hit their teens the cameras will be long gone and the public will have totally forgotten them.

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ITA with shandi
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shandi's picture

Mady said she hadn't had a drink all day. I don't believe it. I'm sure she had breakfast. As for her just having to have a drink, I've seen enough shows to know that Mady is a drama queen. I didn't see the other kids dieing of thirst. And like someone else said, kids pee, and usually they need to pee at the MOST inconvenient moment. I saw that interview, too, and it was only a few minutes long. I'm sure miss drama queen Mady got a drink right after that, and then probably found something else to whine about.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Kate fan, but she is more patient with her whiner daughter than I would be.

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snowpiece's picture

BCAW: remember the saga of the gum wrapper? OMG LMAO those were the good ole dlisted days! hahahaha
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Clarisse's picture

MOM!?!?! Is that you???

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Kate "Oh great now you made me orgasm! These sheets were just washed! Do you know how much they cost? Of course you don't why do I even ask.."

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NaNoop's picture

Damn. As a mother that blows me away. She was not even the least bit concerned or kind about giving her kid some friggin' water. I can understand taking the first sip, but THEN pass the water, cunt.

girl_cheese's picture

Yeah, it seems cruel on the surface but kids pee. I don't even have kids and yet I know this: they say it when you're RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of something, "I have to pee ...." And they can't hold it.

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

Omg what a fucking cunt!! I dislike kids and I wouldn't even do that "That's really cute..."
WTF??

OMG I bet she"s a bitch even during sex "Yeah that feels good *rolls eyes* can we PLEASE do aomething else...Can u do anything right"

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Cunt isn't even a big enough insult or strong word to describe this bitch. I pity her poor children. They're gonna grow up to be really, really fucked up people who'll need to have their psychiatrist on speed dial.