The Master At Work
All you aspiring cunts start taking notes! This is a clip from January of Kate Gosselin and her child army waiting to do a TV interview. One of Kate's daughters, Mady, tells her mother she's going to turn into dust if she doesn't have a drink of wawa. Kate asks for water, takes a sip and then puts it on the floor away from Mady. This makes Mady cry, "You're really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face." Kate responds, "Be quiet."
I bow down to the master! Even I am not cunty enough to deny water to a dehydrated child! Ice cream and candy, yes. Water, no. She's like Cruelle de Vil complete with a half-dead animal on her head! Speaking of, Mady might be slowly shriveling up due to dehydration, but she should think of the poor thirsty beast on Kate's head! You can practically see it licking its chops while Kate drinks.
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Well that's what Mady gets! So what if she was about to fall over on the floor in need of medical assistance! She'll get her ambulance when the interview is over.
With that said, Kate is a real, major bitch, and I hope one of those kids of hers pulls that shit off of her head and stomps the shit out of it.
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I see some unfamiliar names being awfully chatty. I have a sneaking suspicion that there's at least one "regular" in here under a different name who came in to stir the shit.
it's hard to imagine she's a nurse... what kind of bedside manner did she have?
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Submitted by evenedout on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:33pm.
No, no, no. You have to watch the show to understand. Mady is a cunty child who wines and complains about everything. I understand she gets it from her mom. However, if we had to get rid of one person to save the world, Mady would get my vote.
YES! Mady is such a brat, makes me so thankful I don't have any kids."
Yeah, she's a brat, but her MOM constantly makes her do things with the kids instead of spending time with them herself. I think it must be hard for her and her sister to go from just dealing with each other to dealing with six siblings. That's hard on someone. Hell, it was hard for me to deal with my brother when he was born. Let's cut her a little slack here.
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aw that was really mean : ( poor mady
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wow, i can tell some of you people don't have kids and probably never should.
the kids said they haven't had a drink "ALL DAY" or something like that. They were thirsty, give them some water.
All she cares about is getting the interview done. If you were thirsty, you'd ask for some water. WHy couldn't she say "hey, the kids need cups of water?" some stage help would have gotten it for her.
big deal, kids drinking on camera. THEY ARE human, aren't they?
If the kids had something tod rink only minutes before, Iw ould say , 'you just had something to drink, no, you'll wet your pants', but they clearly had nothing to drink for hours as they said.
the girl was REALLY thirsty. WHY ignore her? Because she's too young to get it for herself? She knows what her threshhold is, and clearly, the child felt distressed.
There was nothing bratty about her request. She didn't ask for a puppy or a lollipop, she asked for WATER for goodness sake.
Kate was very aware of the production schedule and considerate of that, but couldnt' show her own child some consideration. "Do we have time for water", oh well, fuck the kids. Let's go on air. She's such a bitch. Those kids are nothing but a paycheck to her.
Submitted by evenedout on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:33pm.
No, no, no. You have to watch the show to understand. Mady is a cunty child who wines and complains about everything. I understand she gets it from her mom. However, if we had to get rid of one person to save the world, Mady would get my vote.
YES! Mady is such a brat, makes me so thankful I don't have any kids.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:34pm.
No long-term damage or anything, but I would have loved it if that kid passed out cold from dehydration and paramedics had to come in and give her liquids intravenously. It would have made that Kate woman look SO extra sadistic and monsterish.
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no no no. she would have sent the paramedics away saying the child was only faking, then kicked her in the kidneys a few times to make her move.
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They need to call child services and the federal labor dept. Where's gloria allred when you need her? She is so busy messing with octomom because octomom is poor that she ignores something like this, it's okay because kate gosselin has money and nannies.
Did you hear those kids say they haven't had a drink all day? They were murmuring at the very beginning. this is child abuse. I would have been pumping a well with my bare hands to get my kids some water if they were thirsty!
Bitch probably didn't let them drink until she got the endorsement deal signed with Olive Garden.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:51pm.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:34pm.
No long-term damage or anything, but I would have loved it if that kid passed out cold from dehydration and paramedics had to come in and give her liquids intravenously. It would have made that Kate woman look SO extra sadistic and monsterish.
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no no no. she would have sent the paramedics away saying the child was only faking, then kicked her in the kidneys a few times to make her move.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:47pm.
I would like to harness her powers of cuntiness against people like OctoCunt and Casey Anthony.
...or as Maxwell Smart used to say "If only she used her power for niceness, instead of evil..."
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I'll say it again...Jon + 8. That's the kids' only hope for sanity.
Kate is just a hateful being who can't stand her own offspring. Every second of every day it becomes clearer.
My family didn't grow up with much money and I was raised only by my mother. I hate how "statistics" show that single parent families have more issues than families with both parents in the house. This clip proves that factoid wrong. Those kids are going to have so many issues, with at least two of them will either end up going the Lindsay Lohan route. Maybe even three. That Hannah is an attention whore.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:40pm.
Sorry y'all for my ranting. And thank you very much louise.
I am cunty towards cunts. Not to children. I trust I'll make a decent mother if God ever decides to lift the curse off me.
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Submitted by LNSH on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:14pm.
I just dropped out of cunt school because after seeing this I realized that I will never be as true of a cunt as this one is.
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I'm just tired of the people that go "DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS???? DO YOU?? ARE YOU A PARENT?? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS??"
No, I am NOT afucking parent to a naturally popped baby and not for lack of trying.
I don't need to rip my vagina open, or buy a kid to know what being a parent is like. I will never agree with that EVER, cause then what do you do in situations where you had to be a PARENT for a sibling and such? Are you gonna pull that YOU'RE NOT A PARENT SO SHUT UP bullshit?
No. You won't. Cause it's not politically correct.
I'm not a parent but I know what kids act like in a familiar environment and all that shit. I also have an opinion so if I want to I give it. I don't give a shit how shitty your kid is, you raised her (Mady in this case) that way. Or in any other case, the nanny. Go bitch to her.
Let the kid go fucking thirsty, and the other 7 because they just want attention. Well MAYBE there is a reason they want attention.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:40pm.
I highly doubt after reading things like this that I want to be a mom.
Yes I cry now because I can't but what if I do pop a baby friend at a certain time in my life and I become such a cunt?
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That level of cuntiness usually doesn't spontaneously spring up someone who wasn't massively cunty in the first place.
Granted I don't know you IRL, but you do not come across cunty at all. You seem nice and I'm sure you will be a great mom (and you will!!!).
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:51pm.
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yes the cuntness factor does come into play when she takes a sip in front of the kid. it was mean but some of these people are acting like she was starving the girl.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:36pm.
I have any idea. How about if NO ONE on Earth is allowed to have eight children.
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And how about no woman who's already had one child is allowed to undergo fertility treatment to try for more.
I think the kids could have waited a couple of minutes for sure,(they didn't look like they were going to perish to me) but there's no denying that to drink in front of them, almost taunting them, is cruel. She looked like she enjoyed it.
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Fucking sadist bitch.
I can't wait to Mady grows up and tells her story.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:32pm.
Nits! You're a mama bear and I'ma gettin' outta you way. (Got any boxed wine for an old friend??)
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Submitted by honeybee85 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:35pm.
I highly doubt any of you are parents to 8 kids all under the age of 10.
So you guys are telling me that EVERYTIME your kid ask for a drink of water you give it to them RIGHT THEN AND THERE? No matter what's going on around you? My kid tells me he's thirsty every night at bedtime and you know why he does it? for attention and to stay up later. Do I give it to him? NO!
I'm not saying that Mady wasn't genuinely thirsty but she could have waited the few minutes that the interview took!
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WTF? Kate is allowed to take a sip of water though?? She could have waited too....but she didn't. She was a total bitch...hands down.
I have twin boys....if they ask of water, why should i turn them down. It's not like they are asking for a milkshake.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by honeybee85 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:26pm.
OMG! do any of you have kids?? If she gave water to Mady all then all SEVEN other kids would have wanted water as well and they were about to go on air!
So everyone just ignores the fact that Kate asks for water for all the kids for after the interview?
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You know why she doesn't get a pass from me? Because if my kids are going hungry or thirsty, you'll know good god damn well that I'll be suffering right next to them and will wait right along side them and tell them "we'll all get a drink when we're done here." I'm from a family w/10 kids so it's not like I don't know what's what w/regards to... if you give it to one, then they'll all want it. She should have waited right along side them.
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Nits! You're a mama bear and I'ma gettin' outta you way. (Got any boxed wine for an old friend??)
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I don't have kids, but I wholeheartedly agree with Boob3rries, if your child is asking for water but you think it's just for attention, you probably want to give your child water WHENEVER they claim to need it and address the need for attention separately. Damn.
Horrible.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is a very real possibility that the world will end up with 5 more like her.
I've never watched the show but it makes me wonder what the maternal grandmother is like (is she still alive/featured on the show?).
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Everything about Kate screams "frustrated and thwarted ambition". She should be a high-powered attorney or district attorney.
I would like to harness her powers of cuntiness against people like OctoCunt and Casey Anthony.
Submitted by honeybee85 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:41pm.
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I get what you're saying. I think a lot of the comments are projections of plenty of other controlling, horrid things Kate does to her kids. A sip of water may seem silly, but add it up to the rest of the bullshit and it's obvious that woman is a fucking piece of work. Kid may be a shit but her parents created that and continue to foster it in an unhealthy environment.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:37pm.
agreed..those kids are gonna have issues...
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Even if that Brat wasn't thirsty Kate had time to get a water for herself...she wasn't even thirsty she barely took a sip!! JUST HAND THE BOTTLE OVER, HAVE THE KID TAKE A SIP AND STFU THE END!
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you'll never see a mama bear in the wild acting this cunty. its like when i go to the marina w/ my dog and see the 'no pets' allowed sign with bags of mcdonalds and wendys garbage around it. dogs arent the assholes PEOPLE ARE!
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I couldn't watch this. Can't watch/read things anymore. I wouldn't deny my cat a drink of water. I'm glad I don't have children.
yes the cuntness factor does come into play when she takes a sip in front of the kid. it was mean but some of these people are acting like she was starving the girl!
While all these kids will need years of therapy, they can skip hours of answering painful questions about what happened during their childhood. Instead, the therapists can just rent seasons 1-5 and take notes at home.
I highly doubt after reading things like this that I want to be a mom.
Yes I cry now because I can't but what if I do pop a baby friend at a certain time in my life and I become such a cunt?
If my kid asked me for water, there would be a reason for it..the way I'd raise him would allow me to trust him that he's not being an attention whore. So YES I'd give him the water right then and there. Don't give a shit if it's before bed, and don't give a shit if he stays up later or pees the bed and I have to change it and start all over again..at this point when I want to have a child and it's not possible I'd actually be thankful for such a thing.
And for knowing that when my kid was thirsty I didn't let his kidneys dry out because he just wanted attention so I didn't give him any of both.
diabetes and thirst are highly related, I'm sure you looked into this already. And if you DO have 8 children well hell you must know better than me of course.
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I'm sorry, but I totally couldn't help but laugh. Classic Kate and her CuntStain attitude.
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Submitted by honeybee85 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:35pm.
My kid tells me he's thirsty every night at bedtime and you know why he does it? for attention and to stay up later. Do I give it to him? NO!
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And I bet you would never purposely take a huge sip of water right in front of him when he's asking to show him you can wave the Parental Cunt Flag whenever you want to and he can just love it. It's not that she didn't give her water. It's how she did it with a power trip and bad intentions.
I'm sure she did something to Alexis for playing around like a fucking kid before an interview.
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I'm sure she did something to Alexis for playing around like a fucking kid before an interview.
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I have any idea. How about if NO ONE on Earth is allowed to have eight children.
I highly doubt any of you are parents to 8 kids all under the age of 10.
So you guys are telling me that EVERYTIME your kid ask for a drink of water you give it to them RIGHT THEN AND THERE? No matter what's going on around you? My kid tells me he's thirsty every night at bedtime and you know why he does it? for attention and to stay up later. Do I give it to him? NO!
I'm not saying that Mady wasn't genuinely thirsty but she could have waited the few minutes that the interview took!