Thursday, June 11th 2009
Kristen Stewart Or Some Random Smackhead?
While I will never co-sign Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett in The Runaways biopic, I will say that this new "dyke on smack" mullet does wonders for her. It really accentuates the giant bags under her eyes and makes her veins really pop. I bet it looks really hot when she gets the shakes.
I feel like I could lay down with her on the hood of her El Camino parked in front of her double-wide. We'd share a Rum & Tab while discussing the meaning of Journey songs.
ewwww this bitch looks like 40, divorced and broke. I dont understand her appeal, she looked kind of cute in twilight, but offscreen she always look so stoned and caca-face, she only looks a little "alive" when the smelling Unicorn (I also have the unicorn fever...)is nearby, maybe it is his greasy hair and his smelling clothes (musty)..YUMMM!!
I styled myself like that in high school. I didn't look any better than this shit either.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Bella Envyi on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:30pm.
I really hope this movie isn't going to be rated PG-13.
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It is sooo going to be PG-13 so it can suck ass even more. I am so freakin sick of potentially decent movies sucking because they are watered down, so they can be more family/teen friendly, it's all about the money. Some subject matter is just meant to be adult, leave it that way!!
A haircut will not magically give you coolness or acting ability. Sweetheart, you are not fit to lick Joan's boots.
She is famous on this dating site named ----------www-BlackWhiteLoving-com-- ------I saw her profile few days ago...maybe she's hanging around there now..hope u can find
her..
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Joan Jett has openly expressed support of Kristen Stewart playing her in the film, so if Joan is happy with her then I guess she'll do okay..
Submitted by Creepella on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:43pm.
I wonder what Joan has to say about this fuckery?
I'm looking forward to seeing Dakota Fanning in this. K-Stew doesn't bother me much, but then again I have not seen anything she's acted in.
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funny, she resembles currie much more than jett.
i just can't picture her having a tenth the hardcore sex appeal of jett.
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Rum and Tab! Classy!
i bought a mullet wig from walmart one halloween and i swear it looked better than whatever is on her head. less greasy, too.
I automatically assumed she had been arrested and this was her mug shot.
this is the hottest set of pictures of her yet
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I love this:
Bad Reputation
http://www.mtv.com/videos/joan-jett-the-blackhearts/253894/bad-reputatio...
Kristen is gonna suck ass!
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Spiedi Credo: How do we, as uninteresting people without any visible talents or distinguishing features, get people to pay us not to do anything?
I wonder what Joan has to say about this fuckery?
lol, that is not a good look for her.
wow..good to know.I have readed this news on a tall celeb dating site "www-BlackWhiteLoving-com " before...as a girl like me here are many people luv to hang around here.it's a nice place to share our views here
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Now we know what Samantha Ronson would look like, had she been born female.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
KStew can't act. She is no Joan Jett.
Although, I liked previous hair color she had. (That Reddish-brown.)
that bitch is so scary, she looks like middle age crack whore and she is only 19!!!that bags in her eyes are AWFUL...I don't know why RObert Unicorn Pattinson is suppose to be "dazzle" for this fugly bitch, probably she got some AMAZING moves...Im with Michael K and I will recommend electroshock in her ass, only this way she can be able to simulate a minimal emotion
OMG, this is Kristen Stewart? Sorry, didn't recognize her without her fluttering eyelids and her stammering speech.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Im gonna have to check out some of this movies you guys have mention later on,Oh theres this wrestler guy who look alot like Jim Morrison and thats his inring persona too hes called john morrison hes hot lol.
Oh~ and she looks like one too.
Sorry honey.
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
I gotta say~ this pisses me off.
She got the acting skills of a sloth on vicodin.
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:39pm.
Thanks, my hub told me too. I had in my head that the game was Thursday.
Anyway, I have friends in Pittsburgh, so I'm rooting for them, but I think the Wings will win. I hope I'm wrong!
Oh, and movies about rock stars-Kurt Russell did a mean Elvis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBYh2rxBs0o
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Has anyone but me notice her ears?Not that their big,but damn they pop out.
I knew this girl who was going out with some boy whos sister looked just like Kristen even the lazy pot loving aroma comming out of her too..just slighty more tanner but her exact ears made up for it,she even sold flowers with her mom on bars!
To my deffence the girl who was dating that girls brother was my neighbord like 2 years back..xD
I like the Twilight books, but KS's wooden acting is a huge distraction.
This photo is so sad. Joan Jett was so pretty, and Kristin, well, not so much.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:01pm.
great to see ya, MC!
yeah, i don't care about the whole "hijacking" idea...
OT: meh, fuck it... i'm gone soon too
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE - I have the gym then class. I will pass the fuck out if I put anything alcoholic to my lips a second sooner. Or a second later for that matter! I'm out, I will check back later for the night owls.
Sorry for hijacking the thread!
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:52pm.
i haven't been around too much lately, but i check in from time to time... TV, PSL, and some others(again people, i'm drunk.. not gonna search my pickled brain for names) keep the home fires burning usually... 5 hours?!?!... *mixes drink for MC*... just take a sip, you know you want to!
OT: gonna suck, gonna suck, gonna suck!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE - unfortunately, not quite as drunk. I will be in about 5 hours, tho. Is the night crew still active? I have tried to check in a few times and it was just *crickets*
OnT - seriously folks. SUCKITUDE
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:42pm.
ESE - the suckery will be epic, my friend. How are you?
drunk... how 'bout you?... i had a very good day!!
OT: oh, for fuck's sake... um.... cha, cha, cha... CHERRY BOMB!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I think she looks cool as hell with that haircut. I did not see twilight, know nothing she has ever done, but I was a child of the late 70's/early 80's and Joan Jett had that exact cut for years. It's the same haircut rocked by Johnny Thunders and Iggy Pop circa 1977. The stylist got it right, except for all the greasy product in it.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:41pm.
@ESE: will have to watch Gift, don't recall that one.
Jane's Addiction... can't go wrong... well... um... 'cause.... "Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right!!" LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE - the suckery will be epic, my friend. How are you?
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:34pm
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Haha...Bette went all out on that one, didn't she?
There was that Tina Turner movie w/Angela Bassett too....
@ESE: will have to watch Gift, don't recall that one.
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Viper in the bosom.
she seems so dorky, like she can't control her legs.
oh shit wasn't there some article where they accused her of having shakey leg syndrome? well, there you go.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
I know Joan Jett, and this girl is no Joan Jett!
Gag me with a pitchfork.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:32pm.
its tomorrow. just so u dont go flipping through channels for an hour ; )
well the home teams are 6-0. plus marc-andre fleury sucks in detroit, and detroit gets LOTS of calls when they are home. betting wise i say wings, but i want the pens to win.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:36pm.
oh... are we talking about this movie?!... yeah, it's gonna suck
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Val Kilmer played the PERFECT Mr. Mojo Risen.
Sid and Nancy was pretty epic too.
No offense, but are you hos on glue? This girl is terrible. She looks terrible. She sounds terrible. Most importantly HER ACTING IS HORRENDOUS. This has suckfest written all over it.
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
oh yeah, and "Gift"... i liked it...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107011/
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@The C Word
"The Commitments" and "The Last Waltz" were good movies!
How about "The Rose" for so-bad-it's-good?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Not a Twilight fan and haven't even seen the movie, but I sort of like Kristen. I could be wrong, but she seems like a genuine person as opposed to all these lame Disney girls that are her age. Still, I'm not getting a Joan Jett vibe from her at all. Gina Gershon would have been perfect, but she's too old now.
I like The Doors and Sid and Nancy.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:07pm
I meant 'based on a true story' films w/ actors. Like the Doors w/ val kilmer. Not documentaries, concert footage or fictional ones
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Gotcha, Provy. Good question. There's a horrid movie about John Lennon that's on VH1 Classic from time to time.
I guess the answer is no.
Who do you like tonight in game 7?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I really hope this movie isn't going to be rated PG-13.
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Don't you know
You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 4:57pm.
has there ever been any good movies about rock bands?
Pink Floyd The Wall... but, i'm kinda biased...
*edited*.. oh yeah... "Sid and Nancy" and "Great Balls of Fire" also
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I have to admit, I like Kristin **hangs head in shame** I think she just may be able to pull this off. Now Dakota Fanning is another story....
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
She looks like she's gonna own it. Can't wait to see the other cast members in character wardrobe/makeup.....especially Dakota.
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Don't you know
You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...