Afternoon Crumbs
Panty Creamer of the Day (just focus on the body): Kellan Lutz - Popsugar
AnnaLynne McCord is well on her way to being the next HoHan - Egotastic!
Hot shirtless jocks with wet panties over their face............ And there's a message in there somewhere - Towleroad
Parasite Hilton puts her herp tits back on the market - Hollywood Tuna
Cristiano Ronaldo totally dresses like a power bottom circa 1987 - Just Jared
So the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-belting people outside of Middle America can stay then, Megan Fox? - Lainey Gossip
Why is Ciara wearing one of those creepy "real female masks"? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Vadge to meet Mary and Joseph? - Showbiz Spy
Your baby is an asshole - YBIAA
Bad ass puppies - Cityrag
Aqua's video for "Back to the 80s" might have been directed by the same bitch who did Danny Noriega's mess - YouTube
Do you think Melanie Griffith's ciggies burn extra fast so they don't have to spend as much time in her mouth? - Hollywood Rag
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*MONITOR EXPLODES* who is this hot bitch panty creamer of the day?! kellan whatever- HOT HOT HOT
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Panty creamer is rite! I have to go change em right now!
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http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/06/madonna-wins-adoption-appeal.h...
AnnaLynne was GREAT in Nip/Tuck as Eden. I didn't think much of her at first in 90210 but I really started liking her character toward the end of the season. SO glad she's in the show now more than the annoying Annie (Shanae Grimes or whatever her name is) now.
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LOL, Megan Fox calling anyone white trash is fucking classic. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
You can take Megan Fox out of the gutter and put her in purdy new clothes but you can't take the gutter out of Megan Fox.
And Megan Fox is such a gay rights crusader that she flippantly stereotypes lesbians? Give me a fucking break. Get off your soapbox. You're not profound. You're not funny. You're not edgy. You're just another fucking slutty nimrod with 10 years until your career's expiration date.
Enjoy being GQ's posterslag and every stoner/gamer dude's fantasy while you still can because something's telling me you're gonna be travelling down the fug route soon.
What is it with stupid hollywood actresses these days? They think the only way they can get attention is to spread their legs & expose their twat? What a bunch of braindead slutty losers...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Melanie can get all the skin care and surgery she wants but as long as she keeps smoking, it's gonna show on her skin!
How did such a fugly mess get such gorgeous men in the first place?
MissJane,
I feel your pain!! She was smokin, now she's suckin'. Pretty is as pretty does.
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@ Clarisse....O. M. G. Seriously, I used to have a huge lesbian crush on Megan Fox...but the more she talks the more unattractive she becomes. She is so annoying.....
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Megan Fox on Saint Holie...
"She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence," Fox says. "I'm sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I'd be like, 'Who [...] is this little bulls--- brat who was in 'Transformers' that's going to be the next me?' I don't want to meet her. I'd be embarrassed."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o
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barzzini
I have seen some crazy shit.But Your Baby is an Asshole is the funnies yet. Classic.
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For the record~ AnaLyne McCord is one of my all time fave new bitches~ her character Eden on Nip/Tuck is true~bitchery at its FINEST.
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
memo to MEgan Fox...ALL THE TALENTED PEOPLE IN HOLLYWEIRD COME FROM MIDDLE FUCKING AMERICA!!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
RE- Megan Fox
STFU already! I just love it when 23 year olds tell you about the ways of the fucking world and how it works. This is vom inducing......
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/megan-fox--stop-comparing-me-to-angelin...
Paris is for stoners.
A friend was working as a dental assistant to the dentist who treated Melanie G for a while. My friend said she got sick of sitting beside Melanie and holding her jaw open, while the dentist worked on her. Melanie would be totally zonked out on prescription meds - which she used to call up and hassle the dentist for at odd times. But, slack jaw aside, my friend said she was a nice person.
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snowy baby!!! ♥♥♥ you too!! You know where. ;)
Hey Megan, gay people can get married in middle America...not too sure about CA yet. Just thought I'd remind you.
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HOW IZ BABEHZ GETS MADE? -MK
What an inspiration Paris is! It is truly admirable how she refuses let a break-up interfere with her career of dressing like a slut, partying like it's 1999 every night, and sucking strangers' dicks.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wishing death on massive numbers of people is just incredibly, deeply offensive on some level. Megan needs to stick to making proclamations about her farts (link below) and leave all the death talk to the KKK, neo Nazis, and radical Muslims.
http://www.stylecritics.com/celebrities/2009/06/06/my-top-ten-favorite-m...
♥♥♥♥ YOU Sweetas!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
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Panty Creamer of the Day (just focus on the body): Kellan Lutz
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All I can say is: don't cream your panties TOO much, girls - the dude manicures his eyebrows. And you KNOW what that means.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Note to Paris: Other people are supposed to stare at your tits, slag. I can't believe I just gave her a hit. *hangs self*
who's this kellan dude and why is his head so small?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She grosses me out enough that I've given her the moniker Little Whorefan Annie. Her hair BUGS.
ISMU - EEWWWWWW! Thank god I missed that! That is nasty. She's kinda pretty I guess but the skank just wafts off of her in waves
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 3:11pm.
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Did you miss their big makeout video that TMZ ganked then had to take down? Ugh, that shit was NAST.
Wow, Melanie Griffith is looking like some used trash.
Megan Fox has done a lot of crazy shit to her face. She looks hot now, but plastic surgery gets fucked up over time. By thirty her face will look like one of Robert Redford's knees.
Also, Kellan Lutz was fucking hilarious in Stick It. "You're a bossy bitch!"
Megan Fox has messed with her face too much. She will wind up in the same boat as Chestica.
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Ooh sugar don't you hurry
You've got me here all night
Just close your eyes and hold on tight
Ooh baby don't stop, don't stop
Go deeper baby deeper
You feel so good I'm gonna cry
- Janet Jackson
I used to lovve Paris. Shes such a loser nowadays though. She had every opportunity to do so much and she just throws it all away...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Jillypoo!
BINGO! Give me a man with a mutt and a doodie bag!!
KD,
I linked it! No worries!!! I got you baby!
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You know, I got curious about what Megan Fox looked like before the plastic surgery many have said she's had.. well, I'm amazed at how fucking different she looks now. She used to be pretty in a very average sort of way. She even looked like a pretty and non-picasso version of Shannen Doherty.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/MEGAN_PLASTICSURG.jpg
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 3:15pm.
In my opinion ALL men look hotter when they're with their doggies, but I'm a sucker for dog lovers :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Holy crap - that Your Baby Is An Asshole site is hysterical!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Boo! That Kellen guy is always hotter when he's with his dog!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=06&evt=kella...
Your baby is an asshole!!! People hit me when I say that!!! Tres-unfair!! Maybe I shouldn't stick my tongue out when I say it?
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i'm in the minority, but such muscle-ery doesn't look real to me
*shrugs*
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ISMU - That's what the link over at popsugar says anyways. I didn't even know they were banging before that. they kinda look like they could be related.
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
"Your Baby is an Asshole" = hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Did Paris get breast implants? I've seen pics of her in a bikini and she was flat-chested back then.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 3:04pm.
ITA, Gen Kill is choke full of hot guys.
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I used to think Megan Fox was attractive, but now every time I see her pic I get more and more grossed out. She's been messing with her face, and not in a good way. Then there's the issue of the stupid shit she says...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
All of you ladies and gents who like Kellan need to see "Generation Kill." You'll find him and lots of other good looking mens to feast your eyes on.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
~sigh~ That guy is hot. The face is okay, but the body is smoking.
Oh, why do you tease us with these hot guys, Michael K.
WHY????? *LOL*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 2:57pm.
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Did they? Wonder how long it'll take that shit to work its way out of his system.
who is dis? he's yummy!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
don't these bitches know how to wear undies? unless you wanna get finger banged on the dancefloor don't go in public without panties.ugh.
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@KD i think the 3rd thumbnail looks kind of clubby, could be the angle though
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
While I agree with Megan Fox's basic idea, I hope she realizes that those folks are mostly the ones who will go to see Transformers (and every other big-budget crapfest).
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 2:56pm.
Kellan's way cute. Then I remember he's rubbing taints with AnnaLynn and there goes the hot as it races for the VD clinic.
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nuh uh! they broke up, so as long as he's stocked up on penicillin and valtrex it's all good!
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight