Thursday, June 11th 2009
You Have No Eyes
Outside of Selfridges in London today, David Beckham unveiled his new six-story tall billboard for Emporio Armani Chonies. Whoever organized this event made the mistake of letting David Beckham talk. I'm sorry, but hearing him say something like, "Pip pip! Here's my sexy new undercrackers billboard! You like?" in his Minnie Mouse voice breaks boners. And I know I'm the only ho looking at his face (I already scanned the peen area), but where are his eyez! Face without eyez! Did Posh get so hongray that she ate his eyeballs?! Possible. Speaking of Posh, it must have been a little weird for Becks to pose all sessy-like with that rope seeing as though it's still fatter than his wife.
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I judge people's beauty based upon how their faces appear to me. David Beckham has a handsome face, but he doesn't turn me on or anything. I can look at him with indifference but still think he has a reasonably attractive looking face going on.
His wife used to be prettier when she had a little more padding on her face and a better hairstyle. I want her old hairstyle...not the new super short one, but the bob cut was cool. Her fashion statements aren't too bland or modest either.
See? I'm not always negative.
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Bad picture. The hair doesn't work and his face is too dark.
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OMG Michael...Funniest Post ever! His Minnie Mouse voice is fucked! I can't believe he sounds like that and people still go ape shit over him!. They need an alternative to a paper bag over the head!!!! One for the voice!
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his body is hot but i'm not turned on. perhaps its the tatoos?
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Isn't it Bromantic?
I don't like this photo.
80's House Music... Like This
Meh. Not so much.
Any German player posing for idiotic pics like this would be laughing stock and in for a "nice time" come the next game LOL.
The fake Beckhams annoy the hell out of me. I wish they'd use this rope Carradine Style.
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Auri sacra fames
Yawn.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:48am.
"Full Length and Fabulous" has completely changed my opinion of these two. They pretty much get a lifetime pass from me on all past and future asshattery.
*lick... lick*
*wipes drool off screen*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
As usual this does nothing for me. I hate Becks.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
I hate his hair.
He looks yummy.
I have 4 tatoos. Nose and ears pierced.
Tattoo free since 1983! (okay, i was actually born in '81 but 1981 didn't rhyme).
I never got tattooed, pierced (except for one hole in each ear lobe), or even dyed my hair. I am a TOTAL wussbag (and work in a very corporate environment).
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Trying too hard to be sexy is very unsexy, imo.
Or don't do your thigh. LOL
Do what *YOU* want and F everyone else. You are the one who has to live with it.
I really want something small on my inner wrist. But alas, I work for the man in a corporate setting. now sure how well that would go over.
I am also too fickle and change my mind every day on what I want. Therefore I will probably stay tattoo free.
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He's too femmy for my taste.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Don't do your thigh!
I love Pink, but her thigh tatt unnerves me to no end.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Missy, don't do the thigh. I know you think your upper back is ugly, but the tattoo will cover up any flaws and might actually make you LIKE your back. LOL
louise: that's so cute about your Mom. Mine was horrified when I got my belly button pierced! Let's hope she doesn't do the same thing as yours!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Of most of my closest friends, I am far and away the one with the least amount of tattoos, and sometimes I want to get some more, but I am not giong to rush into getting anything else.
Plus, they are really really expensive here.
And I am definitely not stretching my lobes or anything else pierced.
Know when to say when, sluts!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:17am.
Migraine Sally!
*flash*
My tattoo is not generally for public eyes!
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awwww, but yet you shared it with moi. I am honored!
louise brooks, yeah thats exactly what I should do, is go talk to an artist about it.
I have thought of the thigh too. Overall I cant decide which makes me just not do it :(
But yeah, I should go to an artist and see what they say. Thanks for the suggestion!
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My tramp stamp is a chinese dragon with flames and a fire ball, inside the fireball is the chinese characters for "year of the dragon". I thought about it and researched it for FOUR years before I got it. And I am really interested in astrology, eastern and western and the combined astrological description for me is SPOT ON.
I have an orchid with some tribal designs on my stomach. (below belly button, just above pubes) I drew it, picked the colors, etc. I LOVE IT.
Going to add my kids eastern and western signs to it. That's what my new art is going to be.
Am I still even on topic here? SHit.
@ Missy
Have you talked to any tattoo artists about it? They might have some suggestions. It will cover your scars, but not your moles. What about down your thigh?
Migraine Sally!
*flash*
My tattoo is not generally for public eyes!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
@ ME
Yeah, I had one of those, too, but I was 19. I got it covered up last year and I love the design. It made it on to the tattoo artists website.
The funniest part was that my mom was horrified! She ranted and raved about how I was ruining my life, etc.
Guess who celebrated her 60th birthday with a tattoo?? (*Hint it was my mom)
heres my tatoo quandry (suggestions welcome)
the thing I want to get is a big rectangular B&W woodcut. It should be at least 2" x 6".
The perfect place would be either the center of my upper back, or side of upper arm.
Dont want the upper arm - too hard to conceal. The back is good, but I have all kinds of scars, moles, fucked up crap on my back. I dont want my tat to be next to all that crap.
I cant think of any other place it would go, so I sort of just scrapped it.
I wish I had a nicer back :(
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Hell, I'm just glad it's a trite yin yang and not something like a smiley face. That shit'd be frowning down on my fat ass by now.
I ♥ all ya'll tatted up heauxs!
hahahahahahahaha
I almost spit out my coffee when I read "Pip! Pip!...."
God I love you MK.
And Beckham does absolutely nothing for me. Am I alone?
missy,
Never say never, I was 32 when I got my first one.
Two of my tattoo's hold meaning for me, as will the additions I plan to make.
The stupid shit on my ankle was a "I'm 17 going to rebel against my parents, get a tattoo by a dude with a homemade gun" I've had it covered up three times. I don't really like it still but at least I added my own touches to the last cover and it's got my sign added to the back.
But the other two I LOVE! I just wish I could see my tramp stamp more often.
I want a couple more - at least. My own design and they will not be something anyone can just copy.
Besides, by the time I get old, they will hav a new, cheap way to lazy off anything I don't want anymore!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 10:58am.
Tattoos look good on certain PEOPLE - male or female.
I have friends of both genders with beautiful tattoos. But yes, I have seen people with the most raggedy permanent trash on their bodies.
Some people just don't know when to quit. It CAN be addictive.
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I agree.
Im tat-free. Ive had something Ive wanted to get for 10+ years, but when I was ready to do it, I had a drug habit that spent all my money, and now at 30 I think Im gonna choose to be a tat-virgin.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 10:59am.
Have a friend temp tattoo on you, "I heart uptight old bitches" and tell her it's for her.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 10:48am.
I agree about the trendy tattoos. Mine all have a story.
As someone else said, you have to know where to draw the line for both tattoos and piercings. You get too many of either and people think you are into weird sex like with Barbie doll heads and crap.
M.E. ♥ hope the graduation was fun last night
LMAO @ ISMU
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
I could live without my one tattoo. The more big butt mommed I get, the smaller it looks on my lower back.
snowy - ♥ I wasn't bitching at you!
I have tattoo hating going on in the office right now. Old uptight BITCH here. UGH! She didn't even KNOW I was a tattooed freak until our company BBQ at the pool.
Dumb bitch.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 10:32am.
Tattoos are a funny thing, IMO. For instance: I worked with a guy who was total whitebread, in his 40s, a little doughy, total conservative. One night we were all out getting drunk and he showed us the (small) tattoo on his calf. He was SO not the tattoo "type" that it blew my mind and I saw him completely differently than I had before.
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I guess I don't look like the tattoo type either, because people IRL are always a little shocked that I have them. I've got 3 and they are all in areas that are easily covered up (no, not the jugs or butt).
A few times, people have started going off on tattooed people to me and I just wait until they are done. When I tell them I have 3, they kind of get that "Oh shit" look on their face for a second. LMAO It doesn't really bother me that some people don't approve of or like tattoos. To each their own.
Tats are cool as long as they have some kind of meaning to the person who got them. Like Ricki said, the trendy ones that are just plucked off a wall randomly and have no meaning are the ones that are shitty IMO. Every single one of my 3 and counting tats has a story behind it. That's the point right?
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
I agree, it can be very addictive.
Which is why I have been holding off for three years on my third. Also because I can't decide on placement.
Tattoos look good on certain PEOPLE - male or female.
I have friends of both genders with beautiful tattoos. But yes, I have seen people with the most raggedy permanent trash on their bodies.
Some people just don't know when to quit. It CAN be addictive.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
PSL - Yep. Now don't get me wrong, there are plenty of sluts out there who are getting tattoo's because it's "trendy" and they want to fit in and they pick something out of the artist book, something God knows HOW MANY people already have, and look STUPID!
For the record M.E. and PSL and very honorable good girls who just happen to look extra spicy when their tats are revealed.
;P ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley