Shia Labeouf Is Not Having Sexing With His Mother
Nothing gets your day going quite like incest-talk, right? Put down the hypodermic needle filled with coffee, because you won't be need your injection of caffeine this morning.
When asked by Hot Hits what's the weirdest thing he's ever read about himself, Shia said:
"That I have sex with my mother on a regular basis... it's so freaking outrageous."
Shia has said in the past that he would be with his mother if he could. He also said that he got his sense of humor by seeing her walk around the house with her bare titty balls dragging on the floor.
Methinks Shia just needs to stop talking about his mother altogether. Whenever he starts a sentence with "My mother...", you know it's going to make you pound your head into the table until the thought he just put into your brain comes pouring out of your ears. Just don't, Shia. Only talk about how good your mother's cookies are and that's it. Actually, no. Don't talk about your mother's cookie.
Furthermore, who ever said Shia was doing fuck times with his mama je'e?! And notice how he only said he doesn't do it "regularly." Okay, I need to stop, drop and roll. I hate Shia for this.
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Someone should tell her that harem pants or parachute pants or whatever she calls them make a short, dumpy woman look even shorter and dumpier.
Kid is a pervert.
Hence the word 'over-share'...
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:48am.
Honesty is not always the best choice, Shia.
Looks like she's dressed up for a nice walk in middle earth with gandalf, bilbo and the rest of the gang. Where is her axe though?
"seeing her walk around the house with her bare titty balls dragging on the floor."
HA!
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OK, there is a difference between loving your mother...and LOVING your mother.
This is bordering on some Jenny Jones - Jerry Springer fuckery bullshit!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Though I have no doubt his parents were indiscreet he says this because it gets attention. Period
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:57am.
My ex is the same way, he talked wonders (still does) of his mom and when I met her...I mean she knows how to dress and has an amazing body for a 45 year old woman...but as beautiful as he made her sound...No...but they love them very much and it is kind of cute.
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I cant hate too much on a momma's boy because I love my mummy too...That is funny what you say because my mother in law is in fabulous shape, like zero body fat & she is a talented working artist, so she is smart, talented & fit. I love her, but her face is nothing to write home about & she has lots of wrinkles, so I just couldnt believe it when I saw her...
I know she is his mother but damn, she looks like a homeless gypsy that pickpockets aand collects cans for 5 cents. EWWWWWW.
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:50am.
My ex is the same way, he talked wonders (still does) of his mom and when I met her...I mean she knows how to dress and has an amazing body for a 45 year old woman...but as beautiful as he made her sound...No...but they love them very much and it is kind of cute.
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Is this real life?
i like this kid. i think he's a talented young actor!
Honesty is not always the best choice, Shia.
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On a regular basis...so does that mean he does on occasion?
I dunno, I think they make a cute couple. ;-)
God Shia Ladouche is so fucked up and disgusting.
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Submitted by kiv on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:50am.
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That was a cute story.
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Aaaww...thanks...I am glad you read it :)
is anyone really surprised? his mom's parents are probably siblings...she just wants to keep family traditions alive by getting him to want to fuck her...
Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:50am.
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That was a cute story.
please. stop. talking.
I kind of like this kid. He does bring the gems.
I never cared about him before but now my heart is opening and I don't know why............
Just remove one word and the truth comes out:
"I have sex with my mother on a regular basis... it's so freaking outrageous."
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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Is he saying the claim is outrageous or the sex is outrageous?
Shia...*facepalm*
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I am not freaked out... think its kind of sweet that he has placed his mother on a pedastal...Lots of young girls want to marry someone like their dad, I think he meant that he wants to meet a girl like his mother & he is just a bumbling inarticulate fool....
When I met my husband at some point he mentioned how beautiful his mother was & how his grandmother used to be so incredible looking... since we eloped I didnt meet his parents until after we married & when I saw her I think I choked...She was so utterly average looking, even in pics of them young, they werent particularly great looking. He just has lots of love for them, I guess.
I have no clue why but I like this guy...and I don't even like guys!!! He doesn't seem like your everyday average hollywood blowhard.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:42am.
What about his Uncle Dad?
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lol!!
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:25am.
One more thing...you know who I bet TOTALLY shows her goodies to her kids? ANGIE HO. How much you want to bet Maddox has seen those titties every day since that whore adopted him.
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Oh for sure! Can you imagine when he gets old enough to date or get married?? She is going to be the nightmare competitive MIL from Hell.
"...it's so freaking outrageous."
Yeah, where would we get THAT idea from??? Weirdo.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:30am.
What's his mom's name?
Eouf? Eouf LaBeouf?
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What about his Uncle Dad?
why did you need to disturb me with that headline first thing in the morning.
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LOL! dave and him had a nice convo...no doubt!
Nice pants, moms.
What's his mom's name?
Eouf? Eouf LaBeouf?
I think it's kind of cute he is around his mother like he is...he seems like he takes really good care of her. But i also think it's a little creepy he talks about stuff like that.
shia's mom is one curious case...wtf is she wearing!?
This kid just needs to shut his yap, already.
He looks dumb and dumber every time I read something new.
Okay, NOW I'm gonna read the post.
Yeah, I did notice the qualification "regular". I gave this guy a pass for being more honest than most people but now I'm a little bit freaked out.
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how do you think he gets all those free rides?? incest is best, KIDDING!LOL
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Seriously folks, my mom walked around the house sometimes with her titty balls hanging out. I never saw anything weird about it. But I'm a female. I guess if it was my Dad hanging around with his falafels bouncing off his thighs I would be traumatized.
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Hee! This is AWESOME. He literally will not stop talking about this! I also appreciated the inclusion of the words 'regular basis'. So...only sometimes, Shia? Hahahahaha...
Is he just fucking with the world?
One more thing...you know who I bet TOTALLY shows her goodies to her kids? ANGIE HO. How much you want to bet Maddox has seen those titties every day since that whore adopted him.
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The best is that in pic she is standing under a magazine called "Leg Sex" while wearing those sex-ay pants (and belt).
Yea, they are totally fucking.
The best is that in pic she is standing under a magazine called "Leg Sex" while wearing those sex-ay pants (and belt).
Yea, they are totally fucking.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:16am.
I hope she will give im a good lap dance for his birfday.
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Goodie. After his hand heals, he can deal with the hip replacement surgery.
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oh shit, i saw this one coming! and it's his bd today. one could hope he'd shut up for once...but no!
great, so the ONE time I finally can say "I'd do (insert celeb name here) if I had the chance" it ends up being Shia La Douche.
maybe it's just the whoremones re-adjusting... maybe?
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