Afternoon Crumbs
Kristin Calamari (or whatever the hell her name is) doesn't have what it takes to pull off this truly elegant ho dress. Sit down and let Heather Graham represent! - Hollywood Tuna
They forgot to paint over Gisele Bundchen's face - Egotastic!
Cristiano Ronaldo is comfortable enough with his sexuality to where a purdy pink flower in his hair - Towleroad
After watching this video, I've come to the conclusion that binge drinking is the right thing to do (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Coke residue - Cityrag
When Sasha Fierce met JUST PLAIN FIERCE - Just Jared
Julia Roberts & David Letterman lurve each other - Lainey Gossip
Barf up your life: Scary Spice sexes up her husband 5 times a day - Hollywood Rag
Posh is ridiculous - Popsugar
Lady Cacaface - Daily Mail
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Ugh, those pictures of Gisele. Naked people wearing flip-flops is so nasty.
It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
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Ah, the good old "Dress Like a Slut to Detract Attention from Your Albeit Boring Face" tactic. So overplayed but still effective!
...And MWAHHAHAHA about economy Dale Bozzio. If she go from looking THAT bad to looking that fucking perfect, then I actually have hope after all!
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Um, did the muslim dating site do marketing research? I don't think this is their target market. Unless it's a virus infested bogus site. That would make sense.
Calamari rocked it better.
Lady CaCa's boyfriend is known as Speedy because that's how fast he dumps his load so he can get the fuck out the door.
I'd like to reach right in one of those rips in that dress and tickle the shit out of her nice wet lady button.
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team kristen!! she was on the only tru bitch on laguna beach and i luvd her for it!
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It seems with celebrities, when they are unatractive, they go way overboard with the sexy crap; Megan Fox, Lady Caca, Wonky McValtrex...
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"Ick. Nast."
Looks like Kristin has been rummaging through Coco's closet.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Hey, Lady GaGa! There's now ay I would EVER date a guy called *Speedy*
It's Suze, like in booze.
SHUT THE HELL UP BEYONCE and "perfection" sing the song. It's bad enough that she stole it now she had to ruin it again while trying to out "sang" George which will never happen.
Scary Spice doesn't have the time with three kids to be body-obsessed, but she has the time to fuck 5 times a day!
Giselle's pictures are very pretty and artistic, but when was the last time you saw a butterfly or a fairy or a jungle creature with shoes on? Even flip=flops? I notice that kind of thing and it ruins it for me.
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Lady CaCa is ugly with and without makeup. Ick!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:36pm.
Women who claim to get it five times a day are probably diddling their own beans to lesbian porn while their husbands are off getting buttsecksed into next week.
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Not to mention in reality, she would have the worst infection known to man! I can't see how she could screw that frequently without having some problems down there.
posh, how are you able to see through your shades at night?
um, lady caca...yucky!!!!!!
cristiano ronaldo is a kiddo who thinks he's hot shit. i don't think he is all that at all!
I should be binge drinking right now. And smoking.
And WHOOAAAA, I actually didn't think Lady Gaga was that unattractive--I thought she was sort of pretty sometimes from certain angles and with enough fake eyelashes. But she look totally fug without makeup!
i'm always in awe at the fine tuck job gisele always sports..she's always perfectly smooth in the front...
something's different with bouncy and i can't put my finger on it...
i'm no julia roberts fan,and her interview on letterman was mildly amusing...however, i'm not pleased she's been coaxed out of retirement...
lady gaga looks exactly as i expected...fugly...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
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Kristin Calamari ******** Are those gills so the tuna can breathe?
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Actually, they're called 'Spunk Vents'. All the whores have 'em. It's so they can breathe during Bukkake.
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BTW PSL: congrats on your new Eye talian! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
ISMU, I know! what a crock of shit! I have a high sex drive, in a new relationship only for a couple of months, and even WE aren't doing it 5x a day!
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You can take Beyonce but I will take her whole outfit from top to bottom. Her shoes I want right now.
Women who claim to get it five times a day are probably diddling their own beans to lesbian porn while their husbands are off getting buttsecksed into next week.
Lady gag?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Great, now I want some calamari.
Shut up Julia "I have the most annoying laugh next to Kendra" Roberts.
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.- Daria
Lady GagMe, underneath all her poorly thought out fashion is just a simple girl from Ronkonkoma trying to make her mark on the world. And awkwardly makeout on beaches with 7-Eleven nightshift guys.
Note to Scary Spice: It's called "The Rabbit", not your "husband".
If it weren't for binge drinking I would never meet any women.
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Kristin Calamari ******** Are those gills so the tuna can breathe?
Those Jizzele pictures are really sort of interesting and pretty.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
snowy, MTV and Viacom are the DEVIL I tell you!!!
Lady Caca is so damn ugly, and her legs are nowhere as nice as she thinks they are.
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I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
Is Beyonce really only 27?! I thought she was at least 35, seriously.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
They forgot to paint over Gisele Bundchen's face *********** Raul has some special face paint for you Jizzelle!
Lady GagGag...... yuck!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I know PSL! I thought we were done with her toooooo!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Sounds like Scary Spice is doing the Will Smith damage control - 'I LOVE SEX WITH MY [SPOUSE]!!'
Lady Cacaface **** WOOF!
Remember not so long ago you never saw this mess without a can of Coke in her paw? I guess she realized the Coke rewards points weren't good for blow. ********Coke residue
Holy cow! I had a scary scroll down on CaCa. The first shot wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, the second one was barf inducing.
what the fuck is with that dress? And WHY do I have see Cavallari everywhere again? I thought we were done with her, and I was very happy about that!
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I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
How embarassing to wear the same dress in the same week! Also who the fuck has sex 5 times a day? Maybe I'm doing something wrong but I get bored if I do it to often lol
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
is that really Beyonce? looks weird....
calamari............HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
lady caca w/o makeup looks like my construction foreman from when i was 19. uggh.
Kristen calamari is HWAT! Between her and carrie prejean it looks like a baby drooled on my thigh : )
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:18pm.
So apparently the dress doesn't really have cut outs because if it did, wouldn't her skin be all the same color?
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I saw that too, yesterday. It's got a lining. I noticed becuz of Heather had no creases where her thigh meets her hip.
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Oh, well maybe it isn't a sham since there are many pics of her in that dress if you click the link.
Eek, now we know why Gaga always wears so much makeup...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Like doing porn, that dress should only be worn if both of your parents are dead.
"Kristin Calamari .."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm stealing that!
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
i know KD it's all a big sham!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone