A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston's Wet Dreams
Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that's what I'm thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver's name is not Norman.
The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted."
Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don't they know that God has eyes? Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!
And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.
Here's Brangie's fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That's where this is headed....
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:36pm.
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Brad was hot on a stick in that. With a cowboy hat on top.
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That just makes me think of the CT Koala.
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Which brings me to what I edited out of my CT post because I didn't want to bring the winners down: YOU WERE ROBBED!!!!!! "Forget about the rings around Saturn, there's a stick in Uranus" was GOLD!!!!
The only Brad movies worth watching are:
True Romance - plays complete stoner.
Troy - because his bod is fucking SMOKING in that.
Fight Club - nuff said
Kalifornia - play a psychotic killer.
Legends of the Fall - good role, excellent movie
Snatch - just because
And the only reason I'll put "Se7en" on there is because that is one of my favorite movies of all times, and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Brad.
Wanted was also terrible. Changeling was not horrible but I guess that had something to do with Clint Eastwood and the other good actors in the film. Angie always pulls off the I've been stuck in mental institution roles. But seriously, if I have to turn my tv on one more time and see Angie's bony arm hanging off another building or car violently machine gunning the entire city around her because studios think it's sexy I'm gonna be sick.
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worst Brad Pitt movie = Meet Joe Black.
horrendous.
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Why the fuck does Kate have a bodyguard? I do love that Megan Fox/ AJ "It's war!!!" cover.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:36pm.
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Brad was hot on a stick in that. With a cowboy hat on top.
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That just makes me think of the CT Koala.
I *still* can't get excited about any of these three. Overrated, the lot of them.
I hope this is true and it makes Angieho's giant veins all burst!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:39pm.
This is EXACTLY why Rachel should have just married Ross.
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LOL! But she DID! We are talking about Jen, the character that Rachel plays in boring life.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:38pm.
Thelma and Louise was good because he had a small role and his abs were the leading men.
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I only ever watched two of AJ's films, first was "Gia" which was good then "Taking Lives" which was the biggest piece of shit ever. Bitch can't act unless she's acting crazy, then decided never to watch another AJ film again.
The Pitt films I've watched were "True Romance" "Fight Club" and that cold puddle of piss called "Kallifornia" with David D.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:36pm.
Thanks stoney and snowy. After watching Burn After Reading and a few other FAILs of his, I think I will stick with my "no watching Brad Pitt movies" rule then.
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I guess this means the Thelma and Louise weekend marathons are off?
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Brad was hot on a stick in that. With a cowboy hat on top.
Can you imagine Cuntalina getting mad at you? She's probably more horrific than that bridezilla loon MK just posted about. I wouldn't want to be in Brad's shoes when Angie sees this cover.
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CORNNUTS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
you mean Jen's former limo driver.
shit if i had scoop this good, I'd have
Star on speed dial.
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This is EXACTLY why Rachel should have just married Ross.
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Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:31pm
Benjamin Button WAS awful. You aren't the only one that thought that! Pitiful, boring and gross with the slightly pedo love story.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:36pm.
Thanks stoney and snowy. After watching Burn After Reading and a few other FAILs of his, I think I will stick with my "no watching Brad Pitt movies" rule then.
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I guess this means the Thelma and Louise weekend marathons are off?
M.E.,
I did it yesterday while waiting for some dumb story that we now don't care about. :(
slightly out of the dog house. slightly.
And I think aside from the awful tats that Megan Fox is way prettier than Skankalina and has a far superiour body.
Never saw "Wanted", jazzy...the trailer alone made my entire family gag.
I think Brangelina are regarded as box office poison. I have no idea why they are still being cast in movies.
"Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five?"
Hahahahahaha how did I miss that earlier?!
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O poor angie voight, GO CUT YOURSELF! Cutters are a bunch of fags
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Thanks stoney and snowy. After watching Burn After Reading and a few other FAILs of his, I think I will stick with my "no watching Brad Pitt movies" rule then.
ugh...nothing else is happening in the world?
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:33pm.
I refused to watch Benjamin Butthole, but my son and his friend rented it the other night, and laughed their way through it...they thought it was horrible.
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Worse than Wanted? That movie sucked steamy turds.
She looks like she could actually get him back in that pic. Kadooze!
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Boring boring BORING! I know they can do better than this! How about a story on Brad secretly meeting up with Juliette for some CO$ audits? That would be a little more interesting!
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Jen does have some rockin hair. It looks great in that cover shot.
I KNOW that nothing happened between Brad & Jen because Jen would NEVER fool around with a guy in a relationship. She's so classy like that.
LOL! This shit is Bananas!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:32pm.
I never saw that movie (but I do LOVE that saying) so if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have known about it!
I'll bet Jen spent 2 hours on the roof top cleaning Brad lower region with bleach...
I feel bad for JA because its been how many years now and the tabloids still need to drag her into this mess just to sell issues. She's just probably thankful she got Brad's dirty cumin smell out of her clothes recently. Why would she ever go back to that?
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EEG - we've all caught the crazy.
I made the mistake of taking a peek in teh forum.
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KD;
Benjamin Button was horrendous. It was like the actors were TRYING to act. You know, like Angelina and her hysterical accent in everything she's ever been in? Especially Brad. Come on dude, just play the stoner and quit trying so hard. Anyway, it was way too long, like, atrociously long, and Cate Blanchett was annoying as FUCK. A good 45 minutes were spent sitting at a table and sipping coffee, and the special effects were so obvious Ray Charles could see them. It was trying so hard to be a masterpiece epic it was embarrassing. More indulgent than a Tarantino film and less plausible than Jurassic Park. It made no fucking sense at all. I'm surprised it didn't win Razzies. FAIL.
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I refused to watch Benjamin Butthole, but my son and his friend rented it the other night, and laughed their way through it...they thought it was horrible.
DAYUM! the hatred for St. Angie is strong up in here. which one of your husbands did she steal?!
i bet over @ JJ they are forming a prayer circle.
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Who knows about the Jen angle, but the reality there is something wrong in Brangelinaville. The tabs smell blood and they know it. They may not have all of their facts completely straight, but that relationship is definitely in trouble. Suddenly after four and half years, they are barely spending any time together. They were inseparable all these years and now they are basically living separate lives. I think they refuse to come clean because they are worried about being laughed at and they are worried about the Brangelina brand.
Skeletina's Barfday ends in TEARS!
I bet she swallowed a whole grape and couldn't puke it up.
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Methinks Angiejo would be wise to try bangs.
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I can't own it, I stole it from "Heathers"
Why cant the tabloids get beyond the Brad & Jennifer b.s.? Really now, are there actual hardcore enough fans out there who still fantasize about them reuniting? Its so fucking lame & played out already. Everyone knows Brad will NEVER go back to Jen, EVER! He has drank in the skanky & mysteriously enticing juices of Jolie & there is no going back to Jen the dullard.
I don't believe this for one minute.
I think Megan Fox is beautiful (though dumb - but aren't most of the beautiful ones dumb)? But I still think Angie is prettier, and I'm no brangeloonie by any means. Something about the chin.....
Also, am I the only person on the planet that thought Benjamin Button sucked? I thought Brad's Southern accent was so phony (it really irritated me) and only got about half way through the movie cuz I thought it was really boring.
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M.E., it were in yesterdays afternoon crumbs.
fucking crazy. Or did you think I had caught the crazy? Nevermind rhetorical question.
I love the Life & Style: "she's panicking about growing older and will do anything to compete."
Loon bait. Has it arrived yet?? *peeks in*
Snowpiece, I just noticed Cunt Gosselin still on the covers too. Pushed to the side but still . . . boo :(
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Yawn. I don't give a rat's ass about Brangelina, but I'm waiting for the loon fight over their emanciated damsel in distress.
And I do hope Angelina is having her panties on a twist over getting old and being replaced with a low-rent clone of herself with the same amount of acting skills.
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How did Pete Wentz end up with Angie's forehead???? Is no marriage safe from her?!!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
Hold on a minute!!! Is that Kate's hair on a vagina??? Genius!
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