A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston's Wet Dreams
Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that's what I'm thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver's name is not Norman.
The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted."
Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don't they know that God has eyes? Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!
And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.
Here's Brangie's fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That's where this is headed....
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Angelina Jolie is no more a humanitarian than Marie Antoniette was. *snort*
LET THEM EAT CAKE!
When was the last time AJ was pictured or even written about for going on one of her "Humanitarian" trips?
Isn't she busy working on another POS called "Salty Dog"?
*snickers*
Migraine: lmao
YAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
She is back!
Welcome, Carrie ;)
PAAAAAARTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
The Loons are here!!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
You are so stupid jazzfish! Yes, much better to be lazy beach bum than it is to be working hard for humanitarian causes. RIIIIGHT. JEN HEND!
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"I met the right person. I don't like being without him." - Angelina Jolie talking about life partner Brad Pitt.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT. Like Brad would EVER leave the Goddess Angelina for this no-talent, lazy, pathetic clingy woman. Dream on, X!
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"I met the right person. I don't like being without him." - Angelina Jolie talking about life partner Brad Pitt.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Love your avatar! Where did you get it? The Illustrations look amazing. Would love to see more *s*
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Thank you!
The Chive has awsome pics and mine is from there ;)
BTW that cover of Angelina and Megan. Erm, did they photoshop megan's dress for ultimate effect because that shit was purple the other day!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Where is the loon when you need it!?
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Ah yeah, I must have stumbled over that.
But maybe there's some truth in it.....
Hehehe :D
Looks like Jenifer's social worker has let her play with the type writer again.
Keep dreaming AnusStone.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:46pm.
Brad and Jennifer own a production company together
No, They don't anymore... Brad bitch bought her off, Jolie didn't want the Ides of them working togheter, she know that the working place in a place where husbands and taken men get seduced by whores.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
DD - their Plan B production company is no longer jointly.
I'll have to google but after the divorce it was either bought, or sold or some shit.
Brad is sole owner of it since 2006.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_B_Entertainment
Who is the author of Sleepers?
Brad and Jennifer own a production company together. Of course they're going to meet and talk. I mean, the money still has to keep rollin' in, right??
Fargo KICKS ASS!!!!
Stefystef. Aniston had all her recent films top the box office. Angelina and Brad did not. Why would she need to be talked about? Why, maybe... can there not be some truth in there? You think the relationship ran its course, but do you know for sure? I don't know what happened. But man films movie with well known husband stealer. Man leaves wife and gets photographed with husband stealer on beach. Hmmm. A friend of mine worked in Hollywood and she was the only person back then who was not surprised at all that Jen and Brad split up because she had heard enough stories about his conduct on set to see that one coming a mile of.
LOL provy....sigh.....
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KD, Fargo is one the best fucking movies!!!! You have to see it!
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TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:41pm.
Might take a day off , loosen the elastic waistband and check in on JJ when that happens!
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You KNOW the first thing they'll be saying is that it's "just temporary and the stress of all those precious baby's got to them. They'll be back together SOON" rainbows sht.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:35pm.
I know it's so easy to blame Jen and her publicist for everything, but the reality is that someone in the Brangelina inner circle is blabbing and blabbing and blabbing. Maybe not about this particular cover, but Brad and Angie and Jen are on all tabloid covers this week, including people magazine. And people mag is so far up Brangelinas ass thanks to the exchange of millions and millions of dollars between their camps. You honestly believe Jen publicist is giving the inside scoop there too? Jen didn't make a mess of Brad and Angie's lives. They did that all on there own. 6 kids in 3 1/2 years. Shocking that isn't working out for them. SHOCKING.
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I really do believe that many of the stars feed stories to the tabloids to get themselves in the press. I don't see anyone asking about Aniston or thinking about her without her being connected to a guy (Brad, Vince, John, Bradley Cooper, etc) or being lonely for a guy. Very little about her actual career.
And I don't see Angie and Brad's lives as messed up. And I never felt that Brad left Jen for Angie. I think that relationship died on its own.
Personally, I'm sick of all of them. But not kids. Love the kids.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:36pm.
I get that. Did you like "Fargo"? What did you think of Little Miss Sunshine?
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Didn't see Fargo and I thought Little Miss Sunshine was kind of awkward. It was ok.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:38pm.
Never saw "Wanted", jazzy...the trailer alone made my entire family gag
You don’t know how lucky you are. I bowed to the ‘you just hate Ange’ brigade and gave the film a go on DVD. God, it sucked harder than a dyson on a first date . Total, unbelievable bollocks and a criminal waste of Mr Freeman whom I rather like. The bony veiny one looked like she just got out of a concentration camp and the idea of her as a kick arse assassin is as likely as Miss Piggy as a supermodel. Shite.
As for this story. Ha ha ha. I v doubt Miss A would have the pox ridden ,balless himbo and his litter, not to mention new found arty pretensions, back if you paid her in gold bars. Still there is trouble in paradise and the looooon fall out will be fantastic. Might take a day off , loosen the elastic waistband and check in on JJ when that happens!
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
Ok ~ see you horz d'oeuvres later, WHEN OPEN POST IS POSTED!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:26pm.
*writes on napkin* You're so cool !
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Got to love the brangaloonies. Brad and Ange fuck up, so let's blame evil Jen. You know the woman who he cheated on, and who has never said a bad thing about him or bitchface Angelina. Some people are truly quite sad.
I'm confused because I heard Burn After Reading wasn't that great, but then again I like Frances McDormand and the Coen Brothers, so...
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CLARENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need open post MK!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:36pm.
DiamondDawg- I thought Burn After Reading was the dumbest movie ever.
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I get that. Did you like "Fargo"? What did you think of Little Miss Sunshine?
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Love your avatar! Where did you get it? The Illustrations look amazing. Would love to see more *s*
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Seven was okay. Good Angie films.... erm.....
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:32pm.
That would be frickin hilarious if Brad and Megan Fox started knockin boots. Maybe the loons would finally go away.
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Megan's definitely HAWT. Can you imagine how SEETHING crazy AJ would get? *delicious*
DiamondDawg- I thought Burn After Reading was the dumbest movie ever.
Wow. I totally missed True Romance.
The "Safari Inn" is in Burbank.
Actually, I may have seen it. I just forgot (f'g medication). I'll rent it again.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
It's so obvious.
Aniston's publicists are working overtime to get her some attention.
And as usual, pathetic.
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I know it's so easy to blame Jen and her publicist for everything, but the reality is that someone in the Brangelina inner circle is blabbing and blabbing and blabbing. Maybe not about this particular cover, but Brad and Angie and Jen are on all tabloid covers this week, including people magazine. And people mag is so far up Brangelinas ass thanks to the exchange of millions and millions of dollars between their camps. You honestly believe Jen publicist is giving the inside scoop there too? Jen didn't make a mess of Brad and Angie's lives. They did that all on there own. 6 kids in 3 1/2 years. Shocking that isn't working out for them. SHOCKING.
AHAHHHA!
Obviously they didn't have enough material to write about...
The spoiler was Jen's entire phone call which consisted of I'm here... but a BREATHLESS I'm here.
That would be frickin hilarious if Brad and Megan Fox started knockin boots. Maybe the loons would finally go away.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:13pm.
Never hear of it, dd.
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Stoney, rent "Burn After Reading" - you'll die laughing. Frances McDormand is in it, too. She's a trainer at a B-list fitness center who wants money for plastic surgery. Brad plays a subordinate/co-worker type. He does whatever she tells him cuz he's just dumb as a box of rocks. They get into a whole bunch of trouble with the cia. Really, its a good movie (Coen Bros.). I think it won a Golden Globe.
Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6V-e0JFQY0&NR=1
LMAO @ ME's latest comment
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Where is the loon when you need it!?
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ESPECIALLY Balkie!
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yes Migraine- it was....but sicko that I can be, I can't find my copy- I am thinking of getting another one, and re-reading it.
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I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
Where is the loon when you need it!?
It's so obvious.
Aniston's publicists are working overtime to get her some attention.
And as usual, pathetic.
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stoney: even Balkie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Yeah Gary was great, too! Everyone in True Romance was awesome.
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"Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel?" NOT JUST ANY HOTEL...the Gramercy Hotel which is always SO crowded
yeah aha
Open Post?
Stoney, don't be sayin Gary Oldman's role as "Drexel" isn't stellar!!!
Shit, I am withing six degrees of Brad right?