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It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

"Dawson's marriage goes down the creek" should read "Vanderbeek shaves his beard"

"Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:50pm.

STFU Jon Voight, the only false prophet is the one your daughter's fans made her out to be. "

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:38am.

Right?! Do you watch Criminal Minds? He guested on it and was absolutely brilliant

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I sure will now!!

Gerard says he doesn't drink anymore, but he looks totally buzzed in those pics.

Since he's doing a movie with Jennifer Aniston, maybe he has to get high to deal with her *LOL*
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is it just me or does dawsons wife look like shes got a big ol head on a lil teeny body?

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:03pm.
Hilarious. Did you see Nick & Norahs Infinite Playlist? Norah had a friend like that.
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No brother gave it to me but haven't watched yet. I'll have to! Yeah & before my nap, I met this cutie named Chad. I was all like Chad you're so cute, Chad buy me a drink, Chad call me... & the next day I was talking about "Chad" and she's like "Who in the fuck is Chad, his name was Chris!"

Man! I was on the J heading somewhere when we puled into Essex st. I was reading so it took a minute but I heard a loud thump and saw people staring out the car. So I looked and there was this homeless dude just laying flat on his back with his eyes open and two young kids standing over him like, dude, you ok? They stood there for a good minute, because for some reason the train didn't pull out right away. But the noise was so loud I thought for sure he hurt himself....I wonder if he's ok? But anyway the drunk fall over vid reminded me of that. I see this crap ALL the time, - well definitely not like back in the day, but it still happens...LOL...I didn't want to laugh when I was watching the vid because I was so sure he was going to get run over or something...funny though! I love that people still tried to help him.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:59pm.
i guess you and i are reading two separate history books. unless my professors are full of shit or this tipler person is.

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Frank J. Tipler, Professor of Mathematical Physics at Tulane University, co-author of The Anthropic Cosmological Principle, and author of The Physics of Immortality and The Physics of Christianity points out the errors in Obama's list.

Obama is not much of a “student of history” if he believes this. Almost every advance he attributes to the Muslims was due to someone else.

The non-Muslim Chinese invented the magnetic compass and printing (Gutenberg invented not printing, but movable type). The non-Muslim Hindu Indians invented algebra and the decimal numbering system. The non-Muslim European Christians invented the university.

Tipler goes even further, denying Muslim contributions to astronomy and physics. He points out that modern physics comes from Galileo who started his work based on Archimedes; Copernicus relied heavily on Ptolemy.

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How DARE the Australian media destroy Gordon Ramsey! He's the nicest guy around! LEAVE GORDON RAMSEY ALONE! [*starts crying & whining like slutney's internet loser guy*]

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:42pm.
@Provolone: I can hear that. I do also think it had lots to do with timing and activism.

Activism or money being poured into a subject basically is for commercials. Are commercials that powerful? Are people that sheeple? Can i look at obama voters whom spent 800 MILLION DOLLARS! to mccains 80-100 on media as being as brainwashed as prop 8 voters. Im sure they wouldnt like to think so. I think if your for same-sex adopting which i am, you have to be for them marrying. Marriage is a solid base for family and if your gonna let them have families you have to let them have that base.

But with that said no race or religion was allowed the right to marry the same sex so its a NEW right beiing proposed. Not one thats been taken away. Like i said before gays can get married just not to the same sex. Its not like when blacks werent allowed to marry whites, cause other races and religions were allowed to marry white people.

Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:53pm.

were those inventions before or after islam?? im not talking about them being attributed to the region

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:11pm.

You tell em' Jon Voight. Attributing inventions to muslims that they DIDNT INVENT, christ obama is an idiot.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

From PopEater Tests Lindsay Lohan's Tanner:

"Most of the New York City street walkers we spoke with were genuinely surprised and thought the Sevin Nyne tan looked pretty good."

Yeah baby, you lookin' REEEEAAAUL Guud. Twenty fo' a handjob, o' maybe you wanna go 'round the wurlls?

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:01pm.

I must be missing something. Is Ziggy being serious or just poking fun at the loon?

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Ziggy is being so sarcastic that I didn't get her humor for months. Now that I finally do...it's really funny how the loon thought she was on her side.

@Provolone: I can hear that. I do also think it had lots to do with timing and activism. Activism is a lot more alive and well over there - unfortunately it was aimed in (what I consider to be) the wrong direction.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:39pm.

and if there was a higher percentage of 'M.E.s' in cali there would be gay marriage there, thats what im saying.

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as far as I know, Provy has a peen. and ITA with your last statement provz.
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snowpiece: I didnt feel like starting arguments in past threads but i think its funny that people are shocked there is gay marriage in NH and Iowa but not in Cali. Call me the 'r' word all you want but its not as much a conservative liberal issue (north of mason dixon) as people think, its a how many white people do you have in your state issue. THERE I SAID IT!!

@aunt bea + freebird, yes i am. the gheys on this site yesterday thought the avvie was me and were asking me if they could braid my hair and talk about boys...lol!

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Provy - um, I am a Californian and white and I am confused. Are you saying....wait. Nevermind.

I'll go fetch me some machaca.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:11pm.
I love you Provolone. I don't like to get in the mix like you do but I love your spunk. I thought you were a guy at first......
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Provy's not a guy? I still think Provy's a guy. Provy, you're a guy, right?

eidited: nevermind. Just saw the answer.

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:11pm.

I love you Provolone. I don't like to get in the mix like you do but I love your spunk. I thought you were a guy at first......

provy: yes, ITA and I have seen that Ruben Diaz dude from the BX come right out and say he would never support it.

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the drunks are funny...l'il kim is gross...jon voight is damaged...
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snowpiece: The 2 that turned were latino males from the inner city right? Could be. I love it though. I watch those highlights of asian parliments getting into fistfights and im like 'wheres that passion in the states'. Nevertheless you'll see gay marriage in montana before new york...

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HAHA, I spit lettuce all over my screen. Drunks are fun as long as it's only themselves they are hurting.

Gerry is giving sauced up bedroom eyes and I am sold. I don't know what it is about him. He's a manwhore and he's definitely not in his 300 shape anymore. But, damn...two ways to Tuesday.

He's my new Greasy Bear.

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Provy: what do you think of my theory that everything going down in Albany right now is linked to the fear of the gheys getting the right to marry in NY?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:14pm.
Provolone: I knew it was you when I saw "You tell 'em JV" on the sidebar, LMAO

VIVA LA REPUBLIKACE

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Drunks are hilarious!!!!!

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Kim looks like a low-rent JLo in that wig and about eighty five times less pretty.

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Provolone: I knew it was you when I saw "You tell 'em JV" on the sidebar, LMAO
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You tell em' Jon Voight. Attributing inventions to muslims that they DIDNT INVENT, christ obama is an idiot. America with its 0.6% muslim population is a 'large muslim nation' bwahaha. NBC infomercials, corporate 'merika bought its way in! Ziggy points out the inferiority of MicroSoft vs. apple, yet an ex-microsoft employee is puuter czar(whatever that is). But apple doesnt have rich kids whose parents didnt let em play dodgeball as a child named Fuppamann on their cable news channels sucking his purple crayon. "Saving Jobs"?? Thank god for the WSJ that tells us there is no FUCKING stat for saving jobs!! Nobody keeps track of it cause there is no way to quantify it. This adm. makes it up as they go along. Keep following that democrat for jesus Dumbya's 'too big to fail' policies hussein. And try to answer a question that doesn't involve 15 'uh Uh uh Uhz' per minute.

Ps. KK looks cute with her new 'do

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I don't know about Ziggy but when it comes to Jon Voight I am team AngieJo all the way!
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Ok. I'll see y'all later after OPen POst is posted.

Submitted by I am just pretend on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:00pm.
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Hilarious. Did you see Nick & Norahs Infinite Playlist? Norah had a friend like that.

I must be missing something. Is Ziggy being serious or just poking fun at the loon?

So my funny drunk story... of course when I was much younger, me & the sis go to the club looking rather hot I might add. After a couple of dolls & few shots of Tequila, I decide I need a nap. My sis hasn't seen me in like an hour so she's freaking (club wasn't very big) and I am no where to be found. As she rounds the corner to the hallway leading to the bathroom, random girl walks out & says in her best valley girl accent "Oh my God, does somebody know her". Sister says to me the next day, "I knew before I walked in there who they were talking about". There I was, curled up in the corner taking my little nap!

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:52am.
DiamondDawg me either :(

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I tried "refresh" and ran my Ccleaner, too!

Can someone please copy and paste the individual links here? Is that too much to ask? Please?

Ziggy I think I understand you now. That was a really enjoyable & hysterical read=)) LMFAO Yep Stoney, you KNOW the loons will take that shizz as the gospel!

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ROTFLMAO @ Ziggy!!! I'm totally digging the witty sarcasm.

*waits for carrie to agree in full seriousness*

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DiamondDawg me either :(
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Jon Voight is a dangerous extremist. He is now more man than machine. This breathy performance should be evidence enough that his respiratory system alone is powered by IBM, and his mind is running on Windows 2000. He is a constant blue screen.

Fool!

He tried to strike Angelina down. Little did he know that she would only become more powerful than he could possibly imagine. She is the world's New Hope.

The Jolie-Pitts' brave politics led the charge of inspired Hollywood celebrities who fired the deadly photon-missile into the Republican party's core.

Angelina represents some kind of life Force. She flows through the world, just as the world flows through and penetrates her. We have all been inside the Jolie-Pitts in one form or another, and it is this which provides us with the strength we need to face the phantom menaces which threaten our safety.

Jon might think that he can move his hand and convince the masses, but his mind tricks will not work on the Jolie Environmental Defence Invigilators (JEDI). Don't get cocky kid.

Now, at the hight of her power, Angelina has placed America at the top of the world's totem pole. As with all masses, as Angelina's global influence swells, so too shall her gravitational pull. She may look weak and feeble, but I can assure you that these appearances are but a trap. She is fully operational, and her tractor beams ensure that all nations are drawn to her sphere of influence.

I direct the reader's attention to her ground-breaking article in the Economist magazine. Here, Angelina provides the first documentation of the continent which she discovered in her world travels. She calls it Africa.

Of course, as a mass grows its capacity to attract light also increases alongside its gravitational pull. Angelina is like a star. If she wished, then she could destroy this planet. Indeed, this is what the Republican party have worked for. They seek to turn Angelina into a Star of Death. Some kind of Death Star.

This will not happen. Angelina may be made from the same parts as her peers, and she may have had her implants installed at the same Chinese factory as everybody else, but she is not a PC. She is a Mac. Angelina knows the benefits of 'premium pricing'. She commands a far higher salary than those who do not have a glass screen, a white finish, or an annoying advertisement campaign.

Angelina is certainly an Apple, but unlike GOD ALMIGHTY she is not selfish. Eve may not have been allowed to eat Eden's apple, but Angelina is more than happy to have whomever wishes to eat her do so.

Help me Angelina Jolie; you're my only hope.

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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Yeah Carrie's back! How are Angie, Brad & the kids?

Gah! I still can't see the videos after the jump. :-(

Gerard Butler looks like a totally fun dude. No way is someone that laid back getting with the notoriously high-maintenance Maniston. If anything, he hit and immediately quit it.

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OMG I HAVE A BOOT ON MY FOOT CUZ I DRUNK WALKED! BAHAHAHA. I am Ssso0O00 the last guy!

Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:14am.
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Right?! Do you watch Criminal Minds? He guested on it and was absolutely brilliant.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:22am.

What makes the drunkie vids even funnier is when the people filming them are laughing (the one with the guy whose pants fall off). I cackled along with them!
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Trudat!

We used to have this older guy who lived around here who fell down drunk all the time. All us hoodrats found people's shocked and worried reactions purty funny, really. Whoever was closest would just pick him up, dust him off and sit him up against a wall to sleep it off. One time he busted up his face pretty badly, tho, and we had to call an ambulance.

That was kinda funny too, tho. He's lying there all passed out and some lady, out of nowhere in the crowd, goes: OMG I think he's dead! OMG, OMG, OMG.

And then he chorkles out a huge snore and rolls over on his side. Next thing, there's a crowd of people laughing at this poor, old passed out drunk with a busted face. Sadly, that made me laugh more;p

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Nice to hear that gordon is getting called out on his behaviour. He pitiful excuse of 'i never called her a lesbian' totally ignores all the atrocious things HE DID SAY about her. He lies like a child.

Get him aussies, get him!

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