Our Lady Of Cheetos Has Got Herself A Man!
Ooooooh Chester Cheetah is going to melt down into a puddle of processed cheese smegma after he hears the news that Brit Brit is in love with another man! Then when Brit hears Chester is now a puddle of cheese, she's going to run over there and eat him up with Ritz crackers (GONG!). Need. More. Coffee.
So......People has confirmed that Brit Brit is dating her agent Jason Trawick. For months now, there's been rumors that Jason was rubbing his pork rind all over Brit's deep fried coochieroni. A source said, "They are totally and definitely dating. Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her. He makes Britney really happy, and he's great with the boys."
Jason is also one of Brit's brother's best friends, so this is pretty much a perfect match for her family. Daddy Spears can now add cupid to his resume, because he probably told Brit that she could either date Jason or the Build-A-Bear he bought her for her birthday. Those were her only choices.
But seriously, this is good news. It's nice to hear that she finally found a man that isn't only using her for her money. Oh, wait. What's his cut as her agent?
And this is also a perfectly perfect match, because if you glance at Jason's last name really quick, it looks like TRAINWRECK. All aboard!
Would have thought girlfriend's hair had grown by now, so she could stop gluing pony hair to her scalp....maybe she should ask Phill Spector if she can borrow his wig
He looks like that creepy spokesdouche/owner for Vivid videos. eeek.
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
LMAO, MK. You hear "Train wreck," when you see, "Trawick," I see a spiritually preordained Bahbah Walters interview.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
LOL I did think his last name was Trainwreck in code. IT's all sorts of awesomeness, as long as we get no deets on Brit's cheechoronie (or whatever the fuck it's called)...
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OMG THAT's who he is! I have a WAY better picture of these two:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/75/79/post_image-0527_britney_spears_a...
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He looks kind of "special" to me, and she keeps looking dirtier and dirtier...whats up with that??
He looks kind of like Peter Brady, which is nasty, but he's not really overtly unattractive and he doesn't look like a gross mess.
Anyway I hope the dude is an ok person.
All she attracts are broke losers.
he better be a decent guy...cos the last thing this girl needs is another douchebag to fuck up her life.
As her agent, he'd better hurry up and back up his brinks truck for his cut because, for the past several weeks, Shitters has had to fire sale tickets for her Marcel Marceau concerts. Most recent price cut on tickets at London's O2 arena amount to 95% discount off face value. Now that's fucking sad!!! But expected. And funny.
anyone who "dates" brit is crazier than she is...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Some men like crazy, disease infested whores, with millions.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:32am.
Cheers! I sometimes get misty, thinking of the good old boot moves of 2007......
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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All's I got to say is, anybody who finds this sack of crap the least bit worthwhile has got to be of equal caliber themself.
What a waste of flesh she is.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 10:09am.
Like that episode on family guy where they make a reference to the spell an american indian put on britney (or something like that) and he touches her as says "Thicker"
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Hahaha...I have seen that one...Its from the Stephen King story "Thinner" where a gypsy puts a curse on a fat guy & he cant stop losing massive amounts of weight.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 10:31am.
She had him at "Mah pussy's fallin' out!"
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ROTFL Ok, that there paragraph...that was all kindsa great!! =))
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
One of the signs of the apocalypse - Brit's dating a relatively decent guy
Britney always looks filthy and smelly. This is just a PR move on his part...no one in their right mind would actually date this incompetent pig.
Every time I see this guys last name Trawick it looks like Trainwreck to me so I guess it's fitting that he's with Britney.
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She had him at "Mah pussy's fallin' out!"
Seriously, folks, since we're in these lower chats, Shitney is making millions off this lame-ass tour and her Candies sponsorship.
What's particularly icky about this, is Jason is Shitney's older brother Brian's friend, so he's known her since she was much younger.
Maybe she goes for guys with close-set eyes to offset her walleyes.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I bet Papa Spears is behind this, he pratically runs her life now. Britney's not been all there for awhile.
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And in other news.
Cant' this bitch just disappear?
Damn, I hope he went in there with a mop and a bucket 'cause you know he's batting cleanup after K(over)Fed, Adnan, Lufti and a few of her cousins.
Good luck dude! Hope your shots are up to date.
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"Jason is reportedly dating Transformers actress RACHAEL TAYLOR and is on the verge of moving in with her.
Probably a safer choice, Jason..."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Being an agent, he probably has that knack for knowing what people want to hear. Being a drug-addled moron, Britney confuses attention with true love. Someone like Britney would be really easy to manipulate.
Not so hard to explain.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:59am.
How is she even still making money? She has totally lost whatever appeal she used to have...She can get fit again, but she has mostly lost the little looks she had ...
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Like that episode on family guy where they make a reference to the spell an american indian put on britney (or something like that) and he touches her as says "Thicker"
LOL
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Is this real life?
Is it just me or has her face changed? I mean not from bloat, but it looks kind of... Droopy? It seems like she had a stroke or something compared to what her face used to look like.
Maybe I'm a pessimist, but I don't see this ending well. Isn't Brit still batshit crazy? She still has that "I'm not really here" look in her eyes. I wish her the best and hope she's getting her shit together... but this just doesn't seem like a good idea.
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Submitted by like-wow on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:48am.
He might possibly be a hot a piece but it's hard to tell from this photo. More photos please.
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Not such a hot piece, something is wrong with his eyes, but maybe she's found her "soulmate" yall
How is she even still making money? She has totally lost whatever appeal she used to have...She can get fit again, but she has mostly lost the little looks she had & her "talent" is all washed up. It would be nice for her to find some kind of true happiness, but I dont think its in the cards for her anytime soon.
more pics:
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=Jason+Trawick&btnG=Search+Images&...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
It has to be for publicity. I don't really think any sane man can be attracted to the Britmeister now that we know how batshit crazy she can be. Regardless of what the douchebags at Maxim think.
He might possibly be a hot a piece but it's hard to tell from this photo. More photos please.
Poor Adnan. He's been totally cock-blocked now. He'll never get his greencard this way.
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BLACK SLAP SALLY WHACK, Shitney done got herself a mayun!! I'm sure his peen is a lot cleaner than any of the other men she's dated. Pappy Spears must be shitting himself with joy over the prospect of getting some time to himself!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Hahaha ohhhh, I get it - Gosselin possum. The gospos. Hahaha, man her hair be fug.
So if Britney tires of this douchebag, isn't highly likely she'll find a new agent? If he had kept it purely business, it has more longevity.
Does he own the agency? If not, I would as an owner not like his mixing sex with biz.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:28am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:20am.
I hope I never see one, I could not contain the words and not call them a dumbass.
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Hahaha, if it looked like that i guess that would be fine. LOL
Thank God I was wearing my sunglasses and she wasn't paying attention, cause myjaw dropped and I could not stop lurking from a close distance.
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Is this real life?
hope this is not another epic fail for her.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:24am.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:14am.
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Thanks free!
Appreciate the correction, but have to agree w/sushi on this one - business/ethical boundaries?
Like I said before, I'll wait and see.
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Oh, I still think he's riding the Velveeta Cheese Grits train to $$$$. And even with Daddy Spears' it's not like her costumes have klassed up. Her pussay still hangs out for geebers! Not a huge leap from pasties.
ricki lake, its the possum head.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:20am.
I hope I never see one, I could not contain the words and not call them a dumbass.
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Even if it looked like my avie?
Gospos? What is that?
Uh...somehow when I envision being an entertainment agent, "ethics" do not enter the equation.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:20am.
I hope I never see one, I could not contain the words and not call them a dumbass.
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Submitted by sushi: "Are there absolutely no ethics in being an agent?..."
I don't think there are, actually.
And if I thought he actually cared about her, I'd give him a pass. But he's got dollar signs in his eyes.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:14am.
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Thanks free!
Appreciate the correction, but have to agree w/sushi on this one - business/ethical boundaries?
Like I said before, I'll wait and see.
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Viper in the bosom.
Submitted by dilsmom on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:13am.
whatever. I just want to know what her real hair looks like now. I totally think she should sport the gospos do
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I SAW MY FIRST REAL LIFE GOSPOS DO!!!
Just this morning, IT was on the head of a decent cute girl, it hadn't the spikes on the back ....but still a gospos...i coudn't believe it!
And for our Lady of Cheeto....I don't think she'll ever be happy until she goes away from the limelight...but then I would miss my favorite trainwreck!
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Is this real life?
Never mix business with pleasure Shitney.
Whatever...Daddy Spears is going to pawn her off on the first live catch. He's got to be tired of babysitting her crazy ass.