This Is Real Life
Window licker Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning left a recording studio in Los Angeles yesterday where they were beginning vocal work on The Runaways biopic. This isn't just a day terror you can snap out of. This is really happening.
Kristen is Joan Jett, Dakota is Cherie Currie, CoCo is Lita Ford and Phoebe Price is Sandy West. No, that would have saved this soon-to-be epic mess. Alessandra Torresani is going to be Lita Ford and Stella Maeve is Sandy West. Unfortunately, the cast doesn't include the role of a bear who mauls all of them at the beginning of the movie and saves us all!
Every time I see pictures of Dakota Fanning, it always feels like she's reading my mind. She kind of makes my palms sweaty, but I've always liked her. She isn't a fuck-up and her acting doesn't make me go cross-eyed. It's that Kristen Stewart ho I have a problem with! The half-eaten Hot Pocket sitting next to me would make a better Joan Jett. They are going to have to stick a taser in Kristen's ass just to get a little raw emotion out of her! Dyeing your hair black and taking a pair of scissors to it doesn't make you a believable Joan Jett! I already tried that shit in junior high school and it didn't work.
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Damnit, I was born to play Lita Ford and I sound like her too! lame.
dakota needs extensions..that hair is bad
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The war isn't working.
anne hathaway is signed to do a biopic on judy garland... how are those vocals gonna happen?
revoicing thats how...
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The war isn't working.
I agree, Stock Broker. It's straight to the $4.99 bin at Blockbuster for this movie. That's a real shame, too.
I'm all for giving a big eff you every once in a while to the paps for being in your face all the time. But Kristen doesn't even give anything back in interviews or on screen.
Twilight the movie was a laughfest and I loved the book. But she did nothing to help it NOT be a laughfest. She just gave it the ol' stutter and flutter.
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joan jett shops at my healthfood store and let me jsut say...kristen stuart doesnt have what it takes. I hope she surprises us.
Dakota is youthful & likeable & has talent, so most of us like her...Kristen is just dreadful...I think she actually has a beautiful face, but she truly is a mediocre talent, if that & she has less than zero charisma. Also to me she seems like she isnt a good person...I shouldnt say that, because clearly I dont know her, but I really do get that vibe from her.
I don't have any beef with Dakota Fanning. She's turned into a pretty girl, and I mostly like that she actually looks 15 and doesn't dress like a whore. I also kinda like that she's a little freaky and tends to be in weirder movies.
As for Panama Red (Kristen Stewart,) would it hurt to fucking brush her hair? I mean, I really can't talk, I guess. I roll out of bed at 9:50 and am at work at 10 and I don't always look awesome at work, but I work in the music industry and shit behind a computer all day and no one sees me. If I knew people would be taking my picture all day, I dunno, I might wake up at 9:40 instead. Haha.
Edit: I wrote "shit behind a computer all day..." and I was going to fix it, but nah.
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This is going to be a straight to DVD crapfest.
Dakota Fanning has always scared me. Little bitch gives me nightmares.
I can't believe they are making this movie with KS. Joan should personally go down there and punch her in the throat.
I'm violent today.
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Say what you want, Dakota looks her age.
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Dakota Fanning looks sooo much more healthy and mature than KS. Check out Stew with her gut hanging out, smokes in her back pocket like a man, and friggin bag of Cheetos.
Someone has done SUCH a wonderful job raising Dakota.
I don't care about her being a cunt or whatever, but I agree with:
"[KS] sleepwalks her way thru movies"
ha ha ha, that's the word.
Kristen Stewart is such a blah, boring 'actress'. (and I use that term loosely).
She sleepwalks her way thru movies, her last is a good example: Adventureland. She had more depth and personality when she was kid in Panic Room.
Kristen ruined Twilight for me.
Not that it's a great movie anyhow,
they could have done a better job with a
bigger studio and budget .. but her "acting"
is just awful. God, the excessive blinking,
the stuttering, (y-y-y-oooo-uu-rre n-n-n-ooo-tt
l-l-leaavving m-m-m-m-eeee!), the complete lack of heart for her role. I kept waiting for her to just slit her wrists and be done with it.
In the first book, Bella was
quiet, a little bit aloof, but somewhat made some friends, a little bit unhappy about leaving
Phoenix at first, but not abject and miserable
through the whole book. She loved Edward and was livelier around him. He lit up her world.
Oh ok, I think my difference is that I don't equate perceived lack of talent with being a cunt. For me you have to actually DO something (besides a poor movie performance) vile for the cunt label. That being said, has anyone seen the movie Adventurland? I think Kristen is in that but didn't see it mentioned yet. Might add it to my Netflix queue.
I wouldn't say anyone's jealous of Kristen. Can't remember where I saw it, but I read recently that she plays her role in Twilight exactly as it's written in the books - deadpan, in a daze, tranquil, etc. Is that accurate at all? Haven't read the books so, personally have no clue.
I'm interested in how The Runaways movie turns out, although I won't be paying to go see it. It's a biopic so to me there's 50/50 chance it'll suck ass or be awesome. They could've gotten more "look-a-like" types for the main roles but who's to say that'd make a better film? I'll hold final judgment til I see the film.
(I swear I'm not some Twilight tween, I just happen to love the name Bella & BellaEnvyi is my email addy. Not that I should be 'splainin this shit, just sayin).
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Don't you know
You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...
Dakota Fanning's growing up so fast!
I hope she remains mentally stable and likeable, I've always had a soft spot for her.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:04am.
How huge a star is this Kristen Stewart character anyway?
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Aside from Miley Cyrus she's probably the biggest star for the tween set that there is. Only because of Twilight, really. At least she tries to do indie movies, though.
As far as I know New Moon is not really big over here in the Netherlands, so I apoligize up front for asking a potentially stupid question. How huge a star is this Kristen Stewart character anyway? I've seen her on numerous picteres now and not once could she force herself to smile. She has the kind of attitude one would expect of an accomplished artist, not a starting one.
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I'll admit Kristen Stewart is an ungrateful douche but I'm sure a lot of the hate garnered torward her is out of jealousy...but that's what happens when you spend all your free time on a gossip web site, instead of the gym.
Kristen has the emotional range of an orange. Wait... nevermind. An orange actually matures and produces something substantial.
She kisses her joints with more passion than she does Rob Patt in the Twilight movies. Her monotone, man voice in the New Moon trailer makes me laugh EVERY time. *drops voice two octaves* "Kiss me" And obviously, bitch has never had a papercut before. You don't deadpan, "Oh papercut" when something slices your finger open. *rolls eyes*
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Kristen Stewart has is only in the game because she's been around for a while. If they were looking for new talent, she would never make it. She doesn't even act. She can barely spit out a line and most of the time it's in a monotone. If you watch Twilight, that hospital scene in the end will literally make you cringe if you have a modicum of sense for acting whatsoever.
Who the hell is playing Michael Steele? Kim Fowley?
Inquiring minds. Oh, and they're really going to have to slut up Dakota if she's going to be a convincing Cherie Currie (just check out the DVD of "Foxes" if you don't believe me).
Kristen Stewart is butch enough to play the great Joan Jett, though. I think she's the best of the lot so far.
I could not give less of a flying fuck about this movie.
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So who's playing Jackie Fox in this film?
Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:36pm.
I saw Twilight also...not bad and I can understand the young people liking it more but I thought the acting on everyones part was boring and lifeless...even for immortals.
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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:34pm.
I started scribbling letters when I was 2, finally finished the whole learning process of writing and reading by the time I was 3. Now I post on DListed. Dakota will win tons of awards, because she is very talented. Smerts don't always do a lot of good. Talent, YES! And she is adorable. Sadly, I can't see her pulling this off but time will prove me wrong.
And Bella lala Envyi or something (sorry I didn't go back up to properly quote you, not an attack).
Maybe she doesn't deserve such treatment as you said, however I am sick and tired of this new image and type of actor Hollyweird is trying to sell me and she fell in the CUNT category for me a tad too soon and she is going to stay there. She has NO talent, NO emotion, NO expression. As many said, she looks like a couch potato who's high 24/7 and doesn't give a fuck. And that bothers me, because success requires effort. And I am talking about real success and prestige, not something that is handed to you because you scored main role on a teen hype.
EDIT: before someone calls me out on my ignorance regarding the line 'smerts don't always do a lot of good' I am talking at an adaptation and social development level. For ivy league school it's more than perfect.
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Dakota is channeling Tracy Flick (in 'Election') in these here pictures and K.S. will always be that creepy as fuck androgynous daughter/son creature of jodie foster in 'Panic Room'.
I waited to see Twilight until recently because so many ppl hated on Kristen (and I'd never heard of the book). And when I finally saw it, I liked it and her.
I totally don't get why she's so abhorrent to some of you. I like Kristen. I think she's cool.
I have always liked Dakota. I read somewhere that she learned to read at the age of four. I have a feeling she will end up winning an oscar and go to some ivy league school. She seems well grounded. As for Kristen well she just comes off like she doesn't give a fuck. All she wants is her weed and she is good to go!
The Quiet was awesome but the ending sucked. Kristen - I just don't think she's done anything yet to deserve the DIE CUNT DIE treatment. I also don't think she's edgy or even trying to be. What is that anyway? Because she wears Converse & tied t-shirts she's a poseur? Whatevs. If you wanna talk poseur talk Megan Fox for trying way too hard.
End-defensive-rant. :)
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Don't you know
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Not pale in comparison
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A dead cockroach has more life in it than Kristen Stewart.
Caca for the Kirsten, she needs to have a electroshock in her ass, so she will feel alive.hated her in twilight, she looked stoned and always with a caca-smelling face.. LOVED the Pattinson (Magic Forest, Unicorn, greasy and stinky)he is hot, hot, hot...I want him to bite me, NOOO, better no, if the rumors are true, he was hooking up with Megan Skanky Fox, so probably he got a STD...Nope, Don't bite, skank-lover..well, at least he did not "hook up" with Paris Hilton...
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Dakota is turning into one pretty little lady, and she can actually act. Now Kristen, on the other hand, is about as boring as they come. I've only seen her in a few movies (Twilight, The Abandoned, Into the Wild), but she was pretty damn bad in all of them. I'll pass on this one.
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Dakota is turning into one pretty little lady, and she can actually act. Now Kristen, on the other hand, is about as boring as they come. I've only seen her in a few movies (Twilight, The Abandoned, Into the Wild), but she was pretty damn bad in all of them. I'll pass on this one.
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In regards to the movie Speak, BLOW ME Cunten.
Camille Belle did a FAR better job in The Quiet, one year after you.
Stupid hag thinks she's all hipster and shit. Go fucking die you fucking cunt.
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Fanning looks too young to be one of the Runaways. She looks about ten, how much hooker make up are they going to put on this kid?
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Oh god, I went to school with Jackie Fox (nee Fuchs, and her sis Carol) when J quit to be part of the Runaways. I remember Carol, who looked and acted so much older, coming to class and talking about being in clubs on the Sunset strip. This movie is the final nail in the Hollywood coffin for me. Just ... ugh. I mean, a Fanning baby and that Twilight zombie? I can tell you right now that they WILL NOT capture the zeitgeist.
Weird.
panic room! that's where i remember this girl from. her dead eyes and Leto's braids pretty much ruined that film for me.
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I liked her in that Speak movie. Other than that she seems to be extremely full of herself. You aren't that hot, sweetie. Dakota is freakin' awesome.
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With that said, Kristen is like a bland piece of bread dipped in a cup of water.
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Please make Kristen Stewart go away! I've never seen that Twilight crap but I have seen other movie's she been in and she sucks. Bitch must be permantley high because she gives NOTHInG. That stupid glazed look and monotone is not what the movie going public needs.
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:21pm.
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Eh, doesn't really make her a fuck-up though. She was just young and think someone prolly advised her to say certain things.
I used to think she was scary looking but she's turning into quite a beauty.
Kristen Stewart on the other hand... ugh, CAN'T ACT!
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
I like Dakota and I remember seeing her interviews on Jay Leno... she always talked about her teeth or at least that's what I remember from them. I'm pretty sure I've never seen any movie Kristen has acted in but I know she was in Speak which was a really good book so I can't hate her too much.
This will disappear to the bargain bins so fast that we won't have to even hear about it much.
Well, it's official: the only live culture left in Hollywood is the yogurt in Trader Joe's dairy section.
A pox on all of them for this fuckery most foul.
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