Who Would Run Away From This Hot Bitch?
41-year-old Kevin L. Miller of Sugarcreek Township, Ohio was arrested at his house last night after police got complaints that he was harassing ladies at a nearby park. The police didn't even let Kevin make himself decent for jail! They should have at least let him put on a silk robe (lined with marabou, of course) and some satin slippers! Thankfully, Kevin was wearing a bra, so his nipples weren't poking out of his swimsuit. That shit would've been indecent.
Kevin pleaded not guilty to two counts of public indecency and one count of menacing. The judge set Miss Kevi's bail at $10,000.
Kevi is accused of chasing 2 women who were canoeing on a lake at the park. That's where the swimsuit came in handy. The women also said Kevi did something very un-ladylike by flashing his fruity pebbles at them.
Ignore the dumb ho shouting idiotic questions at Miss Kevi in the video above. I mean, who would ask "Why are you wearing that?" Why wouldn't you wear that?! It's the only thing that goes perfectly with his Timbs.
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This guy LIVES on the same street I grew up on. He was harassing people at the ice cream shop my Grandparents used to own. Poor Bellbrook/Sugarceek Township.
I would love to see a tape of him walking to his cell & other prisoners name-calling him!
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does that suit come in other colors? what would've have totally pulled this look together is if kev had a pair of green socks to match the suit he's rocking...
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Has he got large moobs or is that kleenex stuffing?
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He should be fined for wearing a bra under a swim suit.
MK must be toking again, the tags are:
Real Housewives Shit • Why Are You Doing This To Us? • Your Vagina Is Large
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Aw, man all the crazies come from Ohio. The woman arrested in a cow suit, the douche Burger King employee bathing in a sink, and now this?? I'm glad I live in Columbus since all the crazies seem to live in rural areas...I'll take my chances with the wannabe gangstas.
The real question is how did that cop keep a straight face? And what's with the bra under the bathing suit?
A one piece must make public wanking very complicated. Therefore I guess wanking wasn't on the agenda.
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That bathing suit is nothing. I guarantee Kevin has a closet filled with some VERY interesting and glamorous items. I'd also bet a chunk of change that he has some special blow-up friends at home that he ordered from online.
Since when is it illegal to wear a women's bathing suit if you are a man? That's ridiculous.
He was busted for harrassment, I don't think it had anything to do with the suit.
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The sad part is that he looks better than 96 percent of women living in fucking Sugarcreek Township, Ohio in his one piece swim suit...boots and all!
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Since when is it illegal to wear a women's bathing suit if you are a man? That's ridiculous.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
Sounds like the best job ever! :D
No honestly, nice job!
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I'm not in law enforcement but it's something I'm very interested in...as much shit as cops get from people, I greatly respect them for what they do. I absolutely love my courses because all my teachers were cops and they had the best stories! If you want a laugh, check this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTBskrO9nV8
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Ok, so he's under arrest which means he has the right to remain silent which, we all know, protects him from incriminating himself in the heat of the moment. I'm more annoyed by that woman than this bizarre man.
Two things:
1. *I* would have said: "What? You don't think it looks cute?" or, at the very least "Do I really look like I have time to tell you that story right NOW?!"
2. I think the cop whispered to him that if he wanted to tell that lady to "fuck off" he wouldn't tell on him. LOL!
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It's kind of funny, but the truth is that this person is taking his freak into public and harassing women with it. It's the kind of thing that escalates into some other kind of creepy shit that could possibly be dangerous.
He needs a one piece with built in spanx. Love the boots.
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She's flat and that's that!
Why are reporters such stupid bitches? I swear the biggest morons go into journalism.
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Yeah, what's up with the sports bra? And what is he using to stuff the sports bra? He doesn't have the fat to sport real moobs. Hmmm.......
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
Sounds like the best job ever! :D
No honestly, nice job!
Let him be.what kind of stupid question is that: "why are you wearing a woman's bathing suit?" I would've told her off. lol hahaha sheesh!!
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Speaking as a criminal justice major, you wouldn't believe the stories cops have to tell! My justice teacher told me one time he was answering a disturbance call from Denny's. He went in and heard two men shouting in the bathroom. He went in the bathroom and saw a pair of feet through the stall and thought one guy was standing holding up another guy as they were arguing. Turns out it was one man with multiple personality disorder but his voice changed so drastically, people thought that they were two different people.
Hey there, hot sluts!
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Hotness.
I think that this dude was that Loon from the Afternoon Crumbs thread......
Simply gorgeous. The strut, the legs, the color...get thee to Guerneville at once!
Excuse his beauty..
I imagine the frontal shot would have been staggering. It's only early June: he still has a few weeks to get bathing-suit ready.
MK - Love that you tagged this as 'your vagina is large' LMFAO!
Green is definitely his color!
At least he had the sense to wear a one piece. And kadooze for working so hard to get the bra straps under the suit. That was quite the arty close up on the boots.
The suit fits him nicely and is a good style choice. I wish I had watched it with the sound off though.
Who wants to bet there was beer and other drunk people involved in this situation?
it's official, Ohio is the new Florida.
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LMAO. I guess they couldn't handle his hotness.
Sexy.
I like how the camera focuses on the boots and socks, master blaster. A good close-up. Something similar to what happened in this story happened to me once but it was a ginge wearing a woman's foofy square dancing ensemble and he was asking me to put makeup on him. I almost peed in my pants laughing. He didn't think it was funny and sped off in his pickup truck.
WTF, WHY WON'T THEY LET HIM BE GREAT?
Those construction boots tie the whole outfit together.
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