Tuesday, June 9th 2009
The Epitome Of Sophistication
I've long been a fan of the Flirt Catalog, so it pleases my loins to see that Heather Graham also knows where to go when she wants to look like an elegant lady who douches with the finest of wine coolers and doesn't give a lap dance for less than $5. Nothing says class and "I'm not wearing chonies" like a short, black, easy access dress. My only gripe is Heather's choice of shoes. A pair of exquisite lucite heels with Christmas light accents would have taken this ensemble to the next level.
Here's the pristine flower at the premiere of The Hangover in Dublin yesterday with Bradley Cooper.
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OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " www .sugarscupid.com " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
You know what ... it's time for EXTRA sexy and edgy on the red carpet. SSSSSSOOOOOOO tired of the BORING ASS SHIT on the red carpet ... 20 and 30-something year old celebs being dressed by stylists and all looking like boring, cookie cutter stepford wives. Go for it, Heather.... You rock the Flirt frock! Here's another hot Flirt dress to try:
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Her next career move will be some reality show like DWTS or I'm A Celeb Whore...Get Me A New Agent.
She's looks like she's ready to hustle some truck driver for a free ride to the next toll booth.
I like anyone who practices tantra. But at 39 she's definitely going into cougar mode and I expect we'll soon see her with a younger man who wants publicity. However she looks fantastic for her age and the men she's signing autographs for definitely seem appreciative.
And you know I used to like the Herve Leger dresses...
Until this: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/galleries/holy_herve_leger/holy...
Seriously click through the whole gallery, it's disturbing. Celebrity stylists = lemmings.
she's pretty but that dress is hideous. i can't believe its actually a designer dress and not something you can pick up on the sale rack at fredericks of hollywood.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:54pm.
SLUTS RULE BITCHES!
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Mr. Duke, are you saying sluts rule the bitches or are you saying listen up bitches, sluts rule?
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I know I am heaps late with this comment but this made me lol. I love grammer/wordy humour, I am such a nerd *hangs head in shame*
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That is a bad dress if ever I saw one. Was she moonlighting to earn back the cab fare?
this is why no one takes her seriously. I mean, she's 39 and playing a stripper in this film. I'll always love her for Roller Girl but now I always kind of think, "Come on, girl...you can do better," whenever I see her.
I actually love it. If I had the body, I'd wear something like that. Then again, I have a tendency to be a little bit flamboyant and slutty about my tastes.
Her face looks wrecked though. I never found her pretty.
Looks like McLovin is getting her autograph in the 3rd thumb.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:49pm.
Yes very slitty too!
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Heather is very pretty but this is a bit slutty for a red carpet event.
I would go gay to have sex with her. She's fucking hot.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:17pm.
I think Heather Graham is a girl everyone in Hollywood has fucked but nobody will marry...
The kind you don't bring home to mutha...
She's a Super Freak!
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i think i'll sign up for emails from "flirt catalog" so i can get special deals...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Nothing says "HO" like ho-les in your dress...
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Something about her face looks different.
She's too old to be wearing that dress.
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You can see this everyday on Hollywood Blvd.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Why is Larry Bird just staring in the background? Dressed in all black?!?!
Stalker!
LOLs @ hotmami's comment...
Mostly cuz I just watched 'From Hell' about a month ago...
She is so goddamn desperate. I'm still pissed that she survived Jack the Ripper in From Hell. Bitch.
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I'm so shopping at Flirt Catalog for my whore assed sister's fuckin' stupid I-give-it-six-months second wedding...
I'm so hoping I can find elegant lucite heels with a guppy fish tank in the heel...That's high class right there....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I guess Herve matches your skin color to the dress panel. Seems like a lot of effort to get it right.
That dress is by Herve Leger? Looks more like Herve Villachez. You know, for when he and Ricardo would act out their own version of "Fantasy Island."
"Herve... I love the dress on you, but where are the 'Rich Corinthian Leather' shoes?"
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she's still gorgeous though.
Good Grief. She is Darryl Hannah 2.0. Cute in about 2 movies, then ruins the fuck out of every other movie she's in.
Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that. Now there will be a "Steel Magnolias" remake, with Heather in Darryl's role. Going to light candles now...
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That's an Herve Leger dress and the nude part is actually part of the dress (the spanx-like part)...for all you know she could be wearing granny panties under there.....
She's not exactly known as a "rocket scientist"; more like a "rock" scientist (thanks, Tara Reid, for that one)...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Klassy with a capital ASS!
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Crazy in da eyes!
Submitted by simoneenomis on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:39pm.
Thatta gurl Heather! Klassy with a capital K! Work it!
Bradly Cooper is a tall glass of hotness. The end.
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He's tall? You don't say....*feigning disinterest*
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Thatta gurl Heather! Klassy with a capital K! Work it!
Bradly Cooper is a tall glass of hotness. The end.
Bradley Cooper is lookin' mighty FINE! Mmmmm, mmmmmm, MMMMM!
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This is where my leg warmer went!
i'm late to the party but i always maintained she was pretty but her insane wide eyed stare killed it all DEAD.
See, she looks like that crazy chick who won't let you break up with her.
The man right behind her is going to kill us all!
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Nevermind the dress, what happened to her face? Looks like she collided head on with Parisite and Fuggy!
she's not really aging all that badly. anyone know how old she is? she has to pushing 40.
anywho, she dresses too slutty. be a little more klassy heather! it makes all the difference.
Heather Graham will always be Mercedes in the 80's, 2 Coreys classic 'License To Drive' to me.
I wanted to change my name to Mercedes, or name my future child Mercedes.
Don't judge, I was only 10! :D
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she looks like susan antons younger stupider sister.
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Is there a dlisted gift registry?
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bed bath & beyond was my go to place for generic gifts. but who needs candles and nice smelling soaps now that i got flirtcatalog.com???
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I like this girl but she's NEVER had a sense of fashion. Why should today be any different? *shrugs*
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frankly it looks a bit like something a plane would tow. like we haven't seen THAT in the sky over our houses before!
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