Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Crotch Issues
Now I know what Justin Timberlake sees in Jessica Biel. Bitch is hung like a killer whale with low hangers that rival Cisco Adler's (just go to the darkest part of your brain to remember that picture)! At least I think that's what is going on in her private area. Either that or Jessica suffers from Elephantiasis of the crotch.
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From the waist up: perfect
From the waist down: comical, like something one of the Wayans brothers would don in a movie.
The joke is on her. Can you say Fashion Victim??
I H A T E Jessica Biel for 1 well-known reason, but i have to admit that she looks awesome here, very sexy and stylish. This look is THE SHIT in Milan right now, and trust me, you'll be wearing it too very soon.
And she thinks she's so good looking... She looks like a tard to me... or is that a turd?
No package, just bad-fitting pants.
I think her Depends needs to be changed.*gags slightly*
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i just got done watching 'powder blue' where she plays a stripper and is butt nekkid and shit. she has a killer bod, i dont know why she dresses like this. are these 'cisco adler' pants even in style?
So I bought the Allure mag with this she-male on the cover (I love Allure), and that was THE most boring interview I've ever read in a magazine. They didn't even ask her about her straight to DVD striptastic movie Powder Blue. Pansies.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
She stole those pants off some poor dude who was asleep in an alley.
she's trying to be gangsta? that's so 12-year old
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I wish people would stop wearing pants so low and just pull their damn pants up. She looks ridiculous.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
oh i don't get this...is this why i don't have a boyfriend?
What fresh hell is this?
She is not what she thinks she is.
Oh to relive the horror of those Cisco pics. Never again. lol
I dont get the appeal of her. And she has some of the worst style ever. She has no one to tell her she looks like an idiot?
Also looks like she took a dump.
She forgot to take off her strap-on after effing her girlfriend.
Happens all the time. Don't be so hard on her folks.
She forgot to take off her strap-on after effing her girlfriend.
Happens all the time. Don't be so hard on her folks.
She's such a dork, doesn't she know she's NOT supposed to wear a belt with saggy jail pants?
She looks like she is wearing a pair of Timberlake's Docker golf pants.
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Ah yes, what the Fug Girls over on www.gofugyourself.com refer to as 'polterwang'. An unfortunate side effect of ill fitting clothes, making it look like you have boy junk...
She has to be decapited & naked for me to see any hotness...but then again how sexy is someone without a head?
That's a man.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Whaaat? I need space for my peen.
That man face was the tip off.
To me, it's like some of these gals with the hot little bods try to look ugly on purpose.
As if to hide them.
But I guess anything is better than Lady CaCa showing off all her dubious goods.
What a stupid outfit.
She needs my grandpa's suspenders. And a jock strap.
oooh those are some ill-advised pants.
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Something like that happened to me when I lost a lot of weight but kept wearing the same jeans, although it wasn't that bad in the crotch, more like the ass area.
A similar effect happened later when I played a man in a play and wore a pair of men's trousers. Maybe she's just wearing dude pants.
Is she wearing Justin's pants? On some girls this makes them look skinny because they're so baggy but the crotch is WAYYY too long on her. Maybe she's turning into a guy before our own eyes, LOL!?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
It seriously looks like she messed her drawers. This is flattering on no one. It wasn't flattering on little hood rat boys throughout those long years of the 90s and early 2000s where you couldn't ever check out a guy's ass, and it's not flattering on women now. I pick and choose trends and this is not going to be one that I pick.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
So, she has shoulders like a baseball player and in order to look more feminine she.....wears those trousers...?
She sure looks like Fergie...
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Trust celebrities to waste large amounts of money on the most ridiculous pieces of clothing. It's like they think they have way too much money and they HAVE to spend them on something.. ANYTHING.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Haha, I was actually just reading an article this weekend that said that pants with low hanging crotches are the in thing for women this summer, dontcha know? I think I'll pass on this trend.
Jo- Ouchies didn't happen today. Dern it. The appt. got rescheduled for tomorrow. So I prolly shouldn't have had those 4 shots at lunch, huh?
Maybe Jessica is wearing "Opps I Crapped My Pants" brand of Depends?
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Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:55pm.
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My husband thought I was having some kind of nervous breakdown. He caught me before I launched the remote at the TV. *takes deep breath*
Can't. stand. this. dude
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:54pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Hello DD Loaf. Are outchie times over?
On topic: Jessica needs to strap those babies up. An innocent bystander could get hurt.
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Submitted by Sluttsville
Maybe "Hammer Time".
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Shit, I thought you said, "Hummer Time". I guess I gotta put my pants back on now, huh?
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Well, I love her pants. Hanging low and crotchy. Really comfortable to wear. I'm still wearing such and boo to whoever finds it teenagerish!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:54pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! ~Homer Simpson
Oh right...and it's her BEAUTY that's stopping her from getting roles.......
Submitted by Sluttsville
Oh you, you're a giver baby!
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And you thought chivalry was dead.
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Pants, especially jeans, are known to bulge in inconvenient places.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:47pm.
Speaking of Cisco Adler... he was at a Laker game last week sitting two chairs over from Nicholson. I wasn't prepared to have that shit sprung on me and I gagged and fell off the couch.
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I still see those mammoth ball sacks every time I close my eyes. They haunt me.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Those are the trousers the average German boy aged 13-25 wears.
I am German myself and never had a (serious) German boyfriend.
Now you know why. :D
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:54pm.
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Bwahahahahaha...now where have I seen that before, joe? ;)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:51pm.
What kind of pants are those?
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Maybe "Hammer Time".
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Necklace repeat! She totally wore that shit on Letterman the other night.
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how could i ever forget those hanging low balls!? i didn't even need to go to the darkerst part of my brain. the pic just popped in front of my eyes!
Do your balls hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you pass the peanut butter
with a flutter, flutter, flutter?
Do you balls hang low?
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