Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy
If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city's supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!
Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin' like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.
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i bet the Monchhichis and Snorks( remember them?!) are pissed.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:28pm.
Speaking of virgins, in the last thumbnail about 8 rows back on the right - is that Slutty?
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OMG jazzface, no one has confused me with being a virgin in decades, hell, my name & the word virgin hasn't been used in the same sentence since the Reagan years. *daps away tears* That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in months.
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LOL! Apparently, the Berlin Wall wasn't the only thing that came down during Reagan. Glad to bring a smile to you. ;-)
WELL HELLO!!!!
Today i have to be busy??? lol
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
i meant this one http://www.smerfy.net/postacie/sasetka_smerfy.gif
We're here! We're blue and we're queer!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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are real Smurfs extinct?
hahahhahaha fucking with you :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:32pm.
I call shenanigans! Smurfette never wore braids!
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yes, you're right! the little one used to!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:28pm.
Speaking of virgins, in the last thumbnail about 8 rows back on the right - is that Slutty?
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OMG jazzface, no one has confused me with being a virgin in decades, hell, my name & the word virgin hasn't been used in the same sentence since the Reagan years. *daps away tears* That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in months.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
You'd have to be rollin' to enjoy shit like this...hahahha! I love Smurfs!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:27pm.
The Smurf orgies had to have been pretty awkward. I mean, wasn't Smurfette the only chick? She probably got it from every angle. Whore.
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she wasn't the only female! there was also this little girl smurf with braids.
I call shenanigans! Smurfette never wore braids!
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Bottom-feeder.
mojovan LOL @ "smurf peen"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by mojovan on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:30pm.
If they're looking for weird peen, these bitches should check out a LOTR convention or battle re-enactment.
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"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
Yay for open post!!!!!!!!!!
Ewww at the photo. Nothing against blue people, I don't want to offend anyone =O
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30030756/?GT1=43001
Looks like it's mostly women dressing up like Smurfettes looking for Smurf peen. They should be disqualified because everyone knows that Smurfs was a male-dominated society.
What the fuck is this? I guarantee no black or hispanic people attended this shit!
wasn't there just one female smurf?
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I need to work, but I don't want to, because my work is really boring.
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"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
Brandi: they better up Shitney's meds!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Speaking of virgins, in the last thumbnail about 8 rows back on the right - is that Slutty?
I love the Bag Lady Smurf at 9:00.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
YAY!!! I'm so happy! I'm going to do a course at a college again (part-time because I work). Viva education!!!
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Just saw a top news story, not making it up, in Garner, NC, the Slim Jim Factory BLOWEDUP! And explosion of some sorts, 20 injured, 3 missing....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
where is the desert story?
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The Smurf orgies had to have been pretty awkward. I mean, wasn't Smurfette the only chick? She probably got it from every angle. Whore.
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"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
ok....*tapping foot* now we just have to wait for EH to get back from the State Line....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Fuck, why don't they just call it what it really is...a virgin convention.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
A smurf orgy. How appropriate!
If a smurf were choking,how would you know?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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