Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy
If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city's supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!
Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin' like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.
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Thanks for catching a bitch up, yall!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
Yeah and like TITS needs to be embarassed for you and I! Like she is so far superior to us!
I bow down to your greatness and thank you for making me see the light!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:50pm.
You go girl!!! I am too, Is very challenging , at least it is for me, I was some kind of geek nerd genius 10 years ago, I graduated from college at the age of 17 and I got my BA at the age of 20 and then... I decided to move here to learn english..I threw everything away. I am overqualified and underpaid so this year I decided to go back to college to get my Paralegal certificate..
what are you studying??
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
We might never get the story. Aren't her state lines all desert?
I'm going to lunch. We are currently on PAGE 2. I HOPE TO GAWD I DON'T COME BACK TO 6 PAGES. Or maybe I do. *snicker*
Why is tits a cunt today and WHERE IS EH?!
*sends out search party to state line*
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I saved a Turtle Today! So HA! Terrence Howard.
I almost ran it over pulling into work, I told a lady working in the next building and she scooped him up and is letting him/her free by her house.
TEAM TURTLE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Stoney - smurf peen, snorks, monchichis, donnie darko and Tits is a see you next tuesday per LCT.
No desert story yet.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
*breathless*
What did I miss? Catch me up!
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The DESERT STORY has not yet been posted.
stoney: she still hasn't got back form "the state line"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
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What happened?
Am I in trouble, too?
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
Donnie Darko is my fave moive <3 Loved the quote DD
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Oooh, me too! It was the movie that made me really begin to love and appreciate film!
However, if I could take it back, I would never have watched any of the commentary on the newer edition. Kind of made it a little less awesome for me.
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That happened to me, too, but then I SAW the Director's Cut and it's still the same awesomeness for me. I have been meaning to find out if there's a real book about "The Tangential Universe"...
Stoney, I just got here as well. aparently some people ar ecunts and the smurfs are too much of a fun topic to go out of it.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
You guys remember that scary video of the Duende? Eeek!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHXEqC5BCus
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by sugamama5000 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
Does anyone remember the snorks? The sea creatures with dicks sprouting out of the top of their heads?
I do!! they were gayer than the Smurfs!!!
besides the smurfs what else ar ewe talking about?
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I remember them!!! Whe were they in? 90's or so?
We were talking about me going back to college, part-time! :D
YAY!
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
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One of my favorite parts in Donnie Darko is when he grabs Samantha's story/assignment and mocks her saying, "THE LAST UNICORN, BY SAMANTHA DARKO!"
lol
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
Donnie Darko is my fave moive <3 Loved the quote DD
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Oooh, me too! It was the movie that made me really begin to love and appreciate film!
However, if I could take it back, I would never have watched any of the commentary on the newer edition. Kind of made it a little less awesome for me.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
*breathless*
What did I miss? Catch me up!
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Gargamel and Azriel were the stars of that cartoon anyway
Not sure if you're here TITS, but I have something I want to say to you.
You're a cunt.
Get over yourself.
Yes, I used the fucking c word.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I keep reading the name MONCHICHIS and I can 't stop thinking about very very loud man boobs.
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I think this Open Post can only be salvaged by....A DESERT STORY!!
It's social.
Demented and sad. but social.
There are a lot of young folks in Wales that aren't planning to have sex anytime soon. _______________________________________________
If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
What the smurf??!! These people are kind of gross.
Smurfs are adorable.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:45pm.
I think this Open Post can only be salvaged by a.....DESERT STORY!!
OR POOP :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
S.Darko is an INSULT to cult movie fans like mehself. Donnie Darko did NOT need a sequel, that was so fucking retarded.
I'm with you on both are good tho, talking about the director's cut. I had the movie bunrt initially (legal in Argentina AND here) and I wore that off too badly then JAmie bought me the movie, then I cried for the special edition but I can't get it here, I am gonna have to order it (you know, collectors) and I want to own director's cut also. Though I've seen that one a 1000 times too.
S.Darko...she was a sweet little girl in the Original Darko. Once she fell in the well and rotted and went on this killing spree she lost all grace. And then hit puberty. Eek.
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meh...and where's Gargamel?? i almost feel sorry for him. smurfs would always fuck with him!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:40pm.
@Haribo: OH! Who IS that red-headed upstart? LiLo Smurf?
Smurfette will be the one and only female Smurf for me! (But Vanity Smurf will do on those cold winter nights.)
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LOL! isn't she cute?
I hope Britney's there somewhere. Bitch has some wicked Smurfette feet.
I just googled "Britney Spears feet" to try and illustrate my point and there are some sick fucking bastards out there:
"Luv 2 suck her toes
i would love to lick the soles of her feet. and then suck on her sexy big toes and then suck all her other toes. yum yum yum
the smell and taste of britneys sweaty sexy feet would get me soooo hard
britneys toes are at there sexiest when her toenails are painted red or pink."
Submitted by spankypants on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
How did I miss this? I used to collect smurfs as a teenager.
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No way, I did too. The little plastic figures?
I think I even had a few stuffed ones.
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She's flat and that's that!
this is such a funny happy sight to behold.
Amazing how when I lived in London, on a Saturday nite you would see a tube train car full of young folks off to a 1970s "Car Wash" party all dressed in period piece outfits.
such a refreshing break from the lame-o's here in the states flaunting ugly tatts doing bollocks drugs flaunting their gold cards & paying $300 bux for Alexi Popov poured into a Grey Goose Vodka Bottle. DOUCHEBAGS!
Smurf On Wales!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by sugamama5000 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:42pm.
Does anyone remember the snorks? The sea creatures with dicks sprouting out of the top of their heads?
I do!! they were gayer than the Smurfs!!!
besides the smurfs what else ar ewe talking about?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
creepy...
yes, i remember snorks
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
provy: "Vanity"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_The_Smurfs
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Welsh students dig smurfs? Really? Since when? And more importantly, why?
File this one under "W" for "WTF".
Does anyone remember the snorks? The sea creatures with dicks sprouting out of the top of their heads?
I actually saw a real life smurf!
I work in the O.R., and we commonly give Indigo Carmen IV, to check the patency of the ureters after GYN surgery. The nurse accidently gave Methylene Blue....instant smurf!!! Thank God the patient was understanding, lol....
How many 0's would you like on that check???
How did I miss this? I used to collect smurfs as a teenager. When I was in college, my roommate put my favorite smurf in the fridge. As I was frantically looking for it, she pulled it out and said, "Look, he turned blue!"
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
Donnie Darko is my fave moive <3 Loved the quote DD
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Hey, that's MAH favorite movie, too!! I wore out one DVD so far - it was the original one. Then I bought another one - the director's cut. Did you see that one? I can't say which one is better - they're both good in their own way.
I saw "S. Darko" last weekend and it sucked mightily. Don't see it. They should have just named it something totally unrelated to Donnie Darko. One hour and 45 minutes I will never have back.
I luved the Smurfs. There were 3 females: Smurfette, Sassette & Nanny Smurf.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:37pm.
i bet the Monchhichis
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ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!!
The f'g MONCHICHIS!!!
Aired: 1983 - 1983
Show Type: Animated
Country of Origin: US
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Wow..that explains why I didn't know about that show, I didn't exist!
But that is a load of bull too I know about a ton of shows that existed before I even was a spermy
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:38pm.
MK would be that ghey smurf thats always looking in the mirror
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hahhahahahhahaha no shit!
This looks like a Star Trek convention, only this one is full of losers.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
@Haribo: OH! Who IS that red-headed upstart? LiLo Smurf?
Smurfette will be the one and only female Smurf for me! (But Vanity Smurf will do on those cold winter nights.)
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Bottom-feeder.
Waaaaaaaaait Smurfette never wore braids? And what little one?
ARGH PEOPLE I AM GETTING OLD I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF THIS SHOW
Donnie Darko is my fave moive <3 Loved the quote DD
I SAID MOVIE yeah i can't type today sue me
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:37pm.
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That was a pretty awesome scene
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:37pm.
i bet the Monchhichis
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ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!!
The f'g MONCHICHIS!!!
Aired: 1983 - 1983
Show Type: Animated
Country of Origin: US
"Based on the toys, the show has the Monchichis trying to stop the evil Grumplins from finding the wizards magic.
Aired on ABC Saturday mornings and later on the USA Cartoon Express.
Two episodes aired on the cartoon network show "look what we found" in the 90's."
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/1198-monchichis/
MK would be that ghey smurf thats always looking in the mirror
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I don't get the obsession with Smurfs, but I do think Donnie Darko's explanation of the Smurf situation was pretty funny.
Here it is!
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/quotes