Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy
If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city's supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!
Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin' like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.
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LCT- The owie butt game, silly goose! Oops, I mean- Countess Pootimes.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:11pm.
Roo- Poor thing. My issues are the result of finally giving in and taking something. Ugh. HATE digestive issues!!
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Never had them before except when I've had the floo. This just makes me grumpier than usual and trust me, no one wants that!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:10pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:06pm
I reviewed, someone had some time on their hands.
And please, Queen of Poo? It's should be Quween Of Poo!
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Or at least something more magical, like The Countess of the Magical Village of PooNarniaStinkingtonDiarrheaville
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Devil, you better not go anywhere! I know how you feel but let it go!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:09pm.
LCT- I don't like this game. :(
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What game?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
What the flying fuck is going on in here?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Thanks Flatsy! I like you too.
MayWest69 followed me to other threads last night and tried to start shit with me AFTER I told her in OP to steer clear of me and I would do the same.
I have never posted anything other than Devilgirl on this site. I am not gutless enough to hide behind another name to express my views. Like me or hate me, I have always been me on here.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ LOVE ANDERSON:
Turtle is the oldest symbol for the Earth.
It is the personification of goddess energy and the eternal Earth itself.
If you have a Turtle totem,
you must be mindful of returning to the Earth what she has given you.
Honor the creative source within you.
Use water and earth energies to create a harmonious flow in your life.
Ask the Earth for assistance and her riches will pour forth.
If a Turtle totem shows up in your life,
slow down the pace of your life.
Bigger, stronger, faster are not always the best ways to reach your goals.
Turtle is fine teacher of the art of grounding.
When you learn to ground yourself to Earth's power and strength,
you place focus on your thoughts and actions
and use the Earth's limitless energies rather than your own to accomplish your will.
Roo- Poor thing. My issues are the result of finally giving in and taking something. Ugh. HATE digestive issues!!
LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:06pm
I reviewed, someone had some time on their hands.
And please, Queen of Poo? It's should be Quween Of Poo!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:04pm.
I sold a gold charm bracelet a couple months ago that my great aunt had collected from all over the world and that gave me big sad times. =(
Being broke sucks.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:03pm.
I want to trow my two cents, can I?
thanks
I dont understand people who come here to attack others or make themselves to feelbetter by putting other people down, if you don't like what you read, just GO THE FUCK AWAY, nobody is going to miss you.
DG and LCT please don't let some idiot to prevent all of us (and yes I am speaking for mysel AND others) to enjoy your posts.
you guys are funny, smart witty and I enjoy you "nonsense talk" so very much.
The open post is that, a FUCKING OPEN POST and if someone doesn't like it or think is above it all, let them go away.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
devilgirl, don't you DARE let someone like TITS chase you off this site! She has more enemies than friends here darlin, and you are well liked. Who gives a fuck what she thinks? she insults people, then when she gets a retort, she pouts in the fucking corner. Don't dish it out if you can't take it! No?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:04pm.
*whistles to LCT*
I have a raging case of the ass chilis today. Hold me.
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And I still can't go. I resorted to freaking pruine juice last night. GAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
LCT- I don't like this game. :(
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
i didn't either. my brother use to watch them when he was really young, he gets nostalgic about them every now and again.
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And least it is your brother! In my case it's my husband (he just turned 29) He will make me watch something like this, or even this show he loves so much, canadian show..what was it..wtha kid named Enzo...REBOOT! Or something and he tries to explain to me what all of these things mean and stuff and he shows me stuff on youtrube and when he sees the nothingness and confusion that is my face he goes: OMG IM A CHILD RAPIST, A CRADLE ROBBER!
Shup up hubby, I love you just as geriatric as you claim to be. Man my age don't have enough of teh sexeh for my taste, nor the experience/mature enough stuff sorta thing.
LA the turtle thing..let me think...it is believed by someones that the earth is held by a giant turtle..natives I believe. Native Americans. Old old myth tale kinda thing SO YAY FOR TURTLES
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Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:03pm
hahahahaha...
He/she is pretty cute tho...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:04pm.
Oh really? I guess I'm not surprised. That is something she would do. This doesn't make me wrong, by the way, it makes her even more of a belch.
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Hahahahahahah, belch. That's actually really tender. I like it.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
DG, you crazy bitch - don't you dare leave!
Fuck them and ignore them.
You have to stay and entertain us w/ funneh hillbilly stories.
Pwease? Me like you long time.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:04pm.
*whistles to LCT*
I have a raging case of the ass chilis today. Hold me.
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You stay put, I'll go get you some of that numbing aloe spray and we'll fix that tooshie right up!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I;m on a self-righteous low horse because that's the way I roll. Easier when you fall off because it's not as far to hit the ground.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:02pm.
What I'm wondering is, how did this come about? Because all the costumes are exactly the same. And the people are all different sizes. So were there just a bunch of Smurf outfits that are one-size-fits-all? Or did they have to give their sizes and measurements and order them ahead of time?
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Maybe Butterick makes a See and Sew Smurf costume pattern.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:02pm.
What did I miss with TITS drama?
Thread reference please....
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Yesterday's OP.
Someone made up some poo name and of course DG and I got nailed for it and then tits and some other bitch went off.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:02pm.
You mean how she went in and STARTED the mindless bitchy chatter last night?
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Oh really? I guess I'm not surprised. That is something she would do. This doesn't make me wrong, by the way, it makes her even more of a belch.
*whistles to LCT*
I have a raging case of the ass chilis today. Hold me.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:01pm.
I just went to the jewelers to try to sell some rings and they was all "I'll give you $35 for this star sapphire and diamond one" and I was like "bitch please!" Total waste of time.
Ohh stoney, last year I was unnempoyed for most of it, I had to sell all my jewerly to pay my rent, I sold all my gold (it was a lot, and I dont really wear yellow gold, only white which is more expensive) for around $400 I was crying the way back home. Whores!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:54pm.
stoney: she still hasn't got back form "the state line"
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This is still cracking me up. The states that surround mine have adult booksstores and fireworks stands starting about 5 feet across the border.
Unless you go into Wisconsin, which has adult bookstores, fireworks, and cheese shops.
Yall don't e-jump me, but I have never seen Donnie Darko! I heard it is good though
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:01pm.
Not sure, but I don't think they're known for their speed.
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Thanks Haribo :)
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
There are just some people I wish would get off their fucking self-righteous high horses and stop being cunts for the sake of making themselves look better.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:57pm.
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Where is this all happening?
Throw a bich a bone!
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Check the last several posts of yesterdays Open Post.
MayWest is someone who trolls me and tries to start shit with me, as you will see from her posts around 7pm.
Someone came on dlisted after I was well asleep and May accused the poster being either LCT or myself. I, for one, do not have to post under another fucking name to talk about shit, gas or anything else, so the poster with the multiple posts was NOT me.
TITS decides to throw in her two cents about how she feels so embarassed for both LCT and myself, well she can fuck off and so can that psychopath MayWest 69.
Two reasons why I may not post here anymore!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
jazzfish and carrottop, ur avies are AWSOME!
What did I miss with TITS drama?
Thread reference please....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I can still remember the fucking monchichi song even though I was a young adult at the time.
Either there was a commercial singing it or something, I don't recall allowing my toddler to watch that on TV.
What I'm wondering is, how did this come about? Because all the costumes are exactly the same. And the people are all different sizes. So were there just a bunch of Smurf outfits that are one-size-fits-all? Or did they have to give their sizes and measurements and order them ahead of time?
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:59pm.
TITS is above going into the Open Post and participating in the mindless chatter. At least that is what I saw her refer to it as once.
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You mean how she went in and STARTED the mindless bitchy chatter last night?
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Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:57pm.
Yay for turtle saving <3
- I know! The little thing made it across a busy street, into a parking lot.
What do turtles symbolize? Anything? Anyone???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Well I always knew tits was so much better than the rest of us. I mean, duh.
I just went to the jewelers to try to sell some rings and they was all "I'll give you $35 for this star sapphire and diamond one" and I was like "bitch please!" Total waste of time.
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Submitted by sugamama5000 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
Gargamel and Azriel were the stars of that cartoon anyway
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:) pho sho!
LCT: WORD!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:58pm.
BUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA @ YOU AVIE.
You bitches are so imaginative.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I don't think La kOOkOO has any sense of shame.
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Congrats to Mother S on continuing her edumacation!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
TITS is above going into the Open Post and participating in the mindless chatter. At least that is what I saw her refer to it as once.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
i didn't either. my brother use to watch them when he was really young, he gets nostalgic about them every now and again.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:57pm.
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Where is this all happening?
Throw a bich a bone!
Anyone else finally make it back into the Dlisted forums after a long wait?
Yay for turtle saving <3
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Ok, so time to take bets on whether she chickens out and posts the story or not.
Yum, state line potato chips.
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She's flat and that's that!