Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy
If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city's supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!
Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin' like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.
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My, uh, friend only minimizes Dlisted to mail stuff to hubby so he can laugh also.
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Enjoying some smurf butt here. I think u know which one I mean. :)
Stoney,
Shit to do = go buy beer and smokes.
Yeah, for a friend.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:33pm.
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LMAO!!! After that awesomeness, I'd have to seriously consider it!
member when they had that TV show where kids made their own town and they decided who was going to do what, and what the laws were and stuff?
that's kinda like how it goes here, we are our own little community and we makes de laws.... and Mk just leaves us to figure out our differences
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:37pm.
EEG: minimize the open post and check back every two minutes. Uh, my friend does that. LOL
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LOL! My, uh, friend does that do.
Unless the shit you have to do is not at the computer, then I can't help you. I would encourage procrastination, though. I think it's going to be a good one!
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:34pm.
My mom is 54 and she doesn't have all that many wrinkles.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:34pm.
Why is it that the Smurfs only had one "Smurfette" for all those horny male Smurfs?
Was she the party pass around?
Is this was already discussed....sorry. I'm too lazy to scroll through all the comments.
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It was. Apparently, there were three female smurfs, but Smurfette was still know as 'finger cuffs'.
EEG: minimize the open post and check back every two minutes. Uh, my friend does that. LOL
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Stocky, there were 3 female smurfs: Smurfette, Sassette & Nanny smurf.
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She's flat and that's that!
PSL - still, to each their own. Not like I'm gonna stop respecting you cause you like or don't like poo, whatever the subject is.
Poo talk is an awesome combo breaker. Farts make me laugh. I have a very acid humor however I have a very simple humor also and stupid shit (pun uber intended) makes me laugh. A lot. Then again I am somewhat of a child mehself not because of age, mentality, so I just laugh a lot at a lot of things.
Again Poo is an awesome combo breaker.
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Hey stocky!!
*shakes ass*
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Why is it that the Smurfs only had one "Smurfette" for all those horny male Smurfs?
Was she the party pass around?
Is this was already discussed....sorry. I'm too lazy to scroll through all the comments.
grrr....
i have been working on the same three photos for hours now!
bitch is fucking 50 yrs old! you have wrinkles!! you don't want to look like joan rivers- don't make me take out all the wrinkles! arrrrgggg
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I have shit to do but DO NOT want to miss desert story.
Am torn.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:18pm.
Don't remind me where I live. *sigh*
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:30pm.
I am finally here bitches! Catch a whore up!
I see that ME finally upgraded and has a REAL hot man on her avie! :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
M.E. we are waiting for EH to get back to tell the desert story. She said she had business to take care at the state line, LOL!!
Someone saved a turtle, tits is a cunt, there were poo themed alts in the op last night that pissed off some folks, hekki wonders about the smurf outfits but no one answered her, someone has owie butt times, a bunch of us hors are broke, and earlier EH posted a picture of HO SWEATER!
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ISMU,but of course!!!!
I have to disagree with booberries though. Poo talk is NOT always funny to me. In fact, it rarely is. I have never been shy about how I feel. :)
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:21pm
I have a job now, I kind of good one, who still dooesn't pay me enough but I am very grateful.
Being broke suck ass.
I can't still get over of how funny your avie is.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I am finally here bitches! Catch a whore up!
smurfs are making a comeback... my son loves them - he's 4
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:11pm
See, this is why I love DLISTED Ho's.
Thank you, I knew it symbolized something.
I saved the PLANET TODAY! Suck it Terry Howard.
And throwing some shit out there, did or does TITS remind anyone of anyone....
I was always a bit, you know, suspicious.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:19pm.
**hugs Devilgirl*
DG, come back soon.
And don't forget RHONJ 2nt. They better start stepping it up 'cause I'm getting bored with them.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:22pm.
LCT- You should just move here.
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I've been trying. Alas, no one wants to hire a Canadian what with the economy being le caca.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:24pm.
Poo is a good thing in life. You become a bitch if you hold it in...
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And a bigger bitch if it won't come out to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWW!
The Poo people are trolls, guys. They also post on here as Trollspotter and Cornholio and all of those assholes. I just looked and that's exactly who they are. They can't get an reaction in the forum so they come here and pick on whoever they feel is ripe for it. IGNORE!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
DG, I twatted to you, but I'll say it here.
Please, don't leave! You are so funny and nice. I have you as my siggy for God's sake!
I really don't understand why people here have to be so god damn bitchy to each other. If you don't like someone, say it once and that's fucking it. The fucking immaturity of some people is ridiculous and stupid. NOBODY is superior in an internet argument. Except Ricki Lake. He owns.
and of course TITS won't see any of this because she's a cowardly "hit and run" cunt. FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH FOR PISSING OFF MY PAL DG. And Carrottop, who's never done anything but be nice to people. FUCK YOU HO.
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PSL- So it's safe to assume that even though Open Post is just too beneath it, it will still read every single post in here to see if it's being talked about.
Boob, you have to read the op where we were talking about EH yesterday, it was funny shit!
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ISMU, hahahahahhahahahah- right?
I started ignoring her when she pulled shit with me. When I had something to say back, of course there was no response.......ridiculous shit.
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
I registered in the forums 8 months ago and never got my confirmation, I cannot see or post or whatev.
Some people here have warned me this is a good thing actually.
In the beginning, the few posts I crossed with TITS were fun and stuff. I didn't know there was this going on o.O
I have 540+ posts to read from yesterday, was all of this over poo talk?
POO TALK IS ALWAYS FUN! Always =(
When I have the sads hubby shows me videos of people farting and I SMILEZ BIG AND HAPPEH.
Poo is a good thing in life. You become a bitch if you hold it in...hmm wonder if that was the issue? I'm confoozed.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:21pm.
Stoney, you know what is worst? Not having anything else to sell and still being broke. :(
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Broke sucks. I have been there many times before, but I am lucky now. It is a wonder I am still alive with the amount of Ramen I ate.
I know smurf. I keep going through my shit and I'm like "hummm it's not like I ever RIDE this bike..."
*leaps off building*
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:19pm.
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Damn I can't catch up on this post! Don't let angry people take you away from us for too long cuz we LOVE some DG!!!!!!!!!
Someone who goes by "TITS" has political dictations they want people to follow. That's weird.
LCT- You should just move here.
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:18pm.
I checked the OP this am to see if the HO SWEATER made an appearance. Saw the 2 poo alts instead. The MO seems like the forum people who come to stir things up.
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If there were alts in there and they were about corn or poo, they aere trolls from the forum who can't start shit in there and so came out here to do it. Ignore them.
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Flo times give Stoney owie butt!
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Stoney, you know what is worst? Not having anything else to sell and still being broke. :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:09pm.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
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LOL i do the exact same thing to my girlfriends, i'm all "omg remember these..." and i get the blank stare. they have shite memories!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:19pm.
Thanks PSL, Smurf and all.
I am out for the day, I am so fucking mad.
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Hope to see you back soon.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:18pm.
Don't remind me where I live. *sigh*
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Can we trade? I miss it there so much :(
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Thanks PSL, Smurf and all.
I am out for the day, I am so fucking mad.
How dare TITS say SHIT about me, when she attacks people like Grape, Uncle Astray and other very kind posters because they do not follow her religious and political dictates!
By the way, her subtle jabs at me being low class and a hillbilly are very funny. If the bitch only knew! Her subtlety is not lost on this low class poo talking hillbilly bitch!
Sorry for the dust up everyone, but the bitch switch has been flipped and now I am sorry I ever stuck up for TITS when she was being harassed by SICKITTEN. The two of them deserve each other!
I am not a coward, and if I have something to say, I say it AND I do not need to make up other names to harass people!
Hypocrites and backstabbers man!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
doesn't it all just seem very stupid?
LCT and Debil- ignore that (those) bitches. cereal :P
don't even waste your time worrying about it, everyone should know that you would post whatever you want under your own name- and be a bit more clever about it anyways!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I checked the OP this am to see if the HO SWEATER made an appearance. Saw the 2 poo alts instead. The MO seems like the forum people who come to stir things up.
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She's flat and that's that!
Don't remind me where I live. *sigh*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:15pm.
LOL Mae West vs. Ricki Lake Smackdown!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:15pm.
LCT- The owie butt game, silly goose! Oops, I mean- Countess Pootimes.
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Hahahahahahahah! Owie butt game! I'm sorry for laughing my darling. I had bad pizza for lunch yesterday and halfway through the afternoon my owie butt because very sad and it was depressed all night long.
There is hope though! You're surrounded by cheese! Gobble gobble!
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oh that Mae West is another piece of work. always starting shit with Ricki Lake.
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