Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy
If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city's supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!
Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin' like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.
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Snowy, it's a new show about people with OCD. This bitch last night was OCD about cleanliness and her hand washing obsession manifested into a no no cleaning obsession after poo times that included a toothbrush and 3 hour shower.
NASTY!
Hahah you nastay bitch!
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Snowy + Stoney = that asshole will get his, and I will make sure it is sooner than ever. I know a lot of people can go off on me and say 'what about the children that are abused blah blah blah' that's a whole nudder story bitches, I'm sorry for them too.
But I am a big fighter for goggies and pets in general that have to put up with this douchebaggery just because they're the closest thing these assholes can take it out on, and they don't have a fucking voice. In fact I will make sure that when they take the goggie away from him, we can adopt him. This cunt needs to rot in hell. Women beaters are no saints, if you want him to be charged for that too..but she is a grown woman, they fight at least 4 times a weak, she should know better if she fucking hates him so much.
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No I'm beginning to think EH got held up at the state line.
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A few years ago I loved to use fake and bake. Went in for my session, got naked and in the sunbed. Looked down and said to myself "Well shit, I am peeling on my chest"
Then I remembered what we had done that morning.
did i miss the desert story?
*looks around*
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I'm not sure what she really meant by that. Did TITS mean she was "embarrassed for them" because she assumed they (DG & LCT) were the alts or because they were accused of being the alts? See, it is kind of hard to know for sure. The latter isn't so bad.
Boob3rries what a fucking scumbag, I hate people who hurt doggies.
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
girl_cheese - It made me realize my OCD is NOTHING in comparison!
what's Obsessed?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
gracias ladies,
will check those out
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
boob, that is disgusting. Write his girlfriend a note and tell her how pathetic she is, too.
EEG TELL YOU STORY RIGHT NOW!
Lol
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I had to turn it off after the shower scence. That was too much for me.
Had to turn it off. The shower scene was hideous.
And I had retarded calls/mails to make.
I did, M.E. I've got a few obsessive-compulsives in my life so I'm collecting info, like if I should arm myself, etc., invest in a home alarm system ....
What the hell did I miss with TITS?
Anyone else watch "Obsessed" last night?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:07am.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:58pm.
clicked on your comment from the main page which took me here.
those types of comments are precisely why i don't read the open post comments, but am REALLY happy there is an outlet for this sort of thing.
i feel kinda embarrassed for them.
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Umm, I can read and everything, and nowhere in the OP from yesterday does TITS accuse anyone of anything, at all. She doesn't even agree with someone who had. Just sayin'
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bitchette, I usually use tinted moisturizers on my face...but I ran out of my fav on (my friend has her Mom ship it from Australia) and I got Neutrogena Healthy Skin Enhancer SPF 20, Retinol, and very, very light feeling on the skin.
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I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
I have a EH type story that I think is funny. But I don't want rotten tomatoes thrown at me.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:00pm.
Thanks- will check those out. i got the avalon organics, and i think it's making me break out.
the yahoo mail? will go check
BRB
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
If you guys want to attract EH back here you should start talking about slutty, scandelous things. She seems drawn to things like that. Especially personal stories.
this little tease, EH is playing us like a military band
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I wish our neighbour grabbed all of his rap albums and shoved them up his hideous ass.
He smacks around his gf and they yell a lot like a couple of retards, he hits every wal, drawer, door in the house and bangs everything and screams. He is a fucking pussy. He has a black little daschund, gorgeous goggie..he locks him out in the balcony, never takes himn for walks, leaaves him alone day long, night long, whatever he fucking feels like.
Last night, late late at night, we heard him hit the dog and scream at the poor pooch because he was crying. He hit him several times, and hard, you could hear the thumps.
Hit your woman all you want she CAN defend herself (i've seen the brad, she's a fucking armoir) don't mess with the little poochie you abandon daily, you fucking piece of shit
I want to fuck all his shit up
When hubby gets home from work we are calling the SPCA and tomorrow the landlady.
I will get this fucking asshole evicted. I hope he gets raped by a rabid geat dane.
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bitchette, Aveeno makes a good daily moisterizer with SPF 15.
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bitchette- I usually get tinted moisterizers. Colorescience has some good ones. You can buy them at skinstore.com. They aren't cheap, though. If you want something more affordable, maybe try Aveeno, but not the tinted ones. They have some sparkly stuff in it that will make your face look shiny and SPF makes my face oily as it is.
Oh, did you get the e-mail I sent this morning? Since I sent it from work, it might have gone to yer junk mail.
EEG- *smacks forehead* Oh, I forgot all about that polished turd of logic.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:56pm.
yes.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ISMU,
But clean cut means no nasty cunt cooters.
hehehe
Stoney- I think BJ is also the name of one of Barney, the dinosaurs, friends.
bitchette- are her photos for some sort of modeling portfolio?
speaking of wrinkles
does anybody know/use a good moisturizer that has spf (@least 20) in it for everyday use?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ME- I'd preorder your antibiotics, too. Some strains of that shit can jump out of computer screens. TRUFAX.
Um, I have a customer who emails me all the time and her name shows up as "BJ" in the from line. *snicker*
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Stoney - WOW! I missed alot! But hey, I am here and waiting for desert story. Hazmat suit, lysol and popcorn on stand by.
My mom (well she is my grandma in genetic correspondece) is 68, she runs 69 this December. She has wrinkles, obviously. However, she doesn't look a day over 50-52 (of nicely aging looking ladies, not platic whores). She hasn't looked older than 52 since she turned 55. It's fucking awesome.
My aunt, her younger daughter, she is turning 40 this October, and she's looked 27 since she actually turned 27.
My actual mother, (daughter and sister to 2 previous ladehs), well she died when she was 27
(gave birth to me at 24) yet you see pictures of her with long hair and she doesn't look a day past 18.
I can only pray that I got those wonderful genes.
don't know if it will make any difference to you all (does to me) but no woman in my family has ever been a make up whore. That probably helps the good genes.
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EEG you've got mailed.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:44pm.
hmmm... not so much :) kinda dated. plus everything is in digital now.
but if i gave her plastic barbie face when she showed up to the modelling agency, they would admire my p.s skills and tell her they don't have that much time :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
HAHA snowy it would depend on what state, I guess!
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Check your mail too you lazy whore.
EH, put the dick down and get the fuck in here and entertain us!!!!
Yeah it was a hang-up! Best kind, lol.
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I told y'all 3 pages back that I bet she isn't going to have the guts to come here and spill her story. For some reason, she is worried what we'll think about her, which I don't really get.
stoney: are there barracks at The State Line?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I'm bored too!
*finally checks work voicemail from yesterday morning*
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:41pm.
Right, aren't you supposed to take the photo with the one lense that "softens" your features. They did that for me once because I had pimples or something.
I'm so fucking bored I could spit. Where's this hussy with the good story to tell?
You probably have time to get the beer and smokes. EH is taking her fucking time it seems.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:37pm.
bless her heart! :P
but if you DO have wrinkles, and you gets your photo taken, be realistic! i am not going to give you plastic barbie face.
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Rutgers University students did something similar to this in April, but instead of Smurfs it was Where's Waldos. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/04/rutgers_breaks_guinness_world.html
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