Tuesday, June 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Smurf Orgy
If you were recently trying to buy blue food coloring in Swansea, Wales, you were probably shit out of luck since 3,000 students already emptied out the city's supply. 3,000 hos from Swansea University painted themselves blue and put on condom hats to break the world record for the largest number of Smurfs in one place. A city in Ireland set the record in 2008 with 1,253 Smurfs. An official from Guinness World Records was on hand to declare them triumphant. Blue balls galore!
Why do I also think they broke the world record for the most people simultaneously rolling on Ecstasy while under the same roof in Swansea, Wales. Seriously, I would have to be trippin' like mad on the wrong shit in order to deal with thousands of Smurfs around me.
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yep yep... I laughed my ass off at that video. sick sense of humor - looked like something i would do to one of my kids (film them after the dentist, not drug them).
Salem, we had rain all morning here in Lexington, but it stopped at lunch time. It's supposed to rain off & on all week. :(
Are you in MA or NH?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:43pm.
heeheee.... he's gonna hate that!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:41pm.
Kiddie in your avvie is that sweet little kid uber high on dentist stuff ain't it? I love that kid so much.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:43pm.
on yer head.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Provy - you are probably right. But still. The anticipation is killing me. I need some grody entertainment.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:37pm.
Diamond Dawg ~ compare to the weird OCD stuff on "Obsessed" last night....I think most of us are relatively normal.
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Maybe the episode is online? I wanna see it!!
I shared a story yesterday about how my dog has taken to peeing WHILE he walks. He can't come into the house until his paws and tee tee are wiped with Baby Wipes. It's stupid, but I will NOT have dog pee spots all over the carpet and furniture.
And this is what I don't get about Britney Spears. She has a gazillion dollars, so why doesn't she hire a full-time person for the dog?
I wish to GAWD I were RICH! All kinds of people would get paid well for doing easy jobs. Just look after the pets, ok? and make sure there is no dog poop or pee anywhere near me! That's all I really want!
Just a moment ago I sent the BH out to buy a harness for the cat, Ivan. He's not allowed outside, but he's dying to go, so now I have this idea to put a harness on him and keep him on a leash for morning games on the lawn. People think I'm nuts. I think it'll work. If I leave him to his own devices, he'll hop the wall and get eaten by coyotes. They're EVERYWHERE in the early morning.
Stock,
Since you found my missing shirt will you help my find my sunnies?
Never left the house so they have to bloody be here somewhere.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:37pm
That's hilarious.
I guess i'm lucky... my wife has a fear of NOT taking a shit... but i'd rather listen to that then have to deal with her 3 hour "brush-fuck" sessions in the shower.
By the way Stoney you are cracking my ass up today. And that desert story was brilliant.
DD- I feel completely normal now after watching that show. My OCD is NOTHING, NOTHING compared to that fuckery.
I think your desert story is being searched for on adultfriendfinder
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:37pm.
YES, the thunderstorm plus my crazy cat kept me up from 3 am to 5 am. I have NEVER been in a thunderstorm that intense in NYC before. If you would have told me that my apartment was being hit by lightning I would have believed you.
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Oh hahahahahahaha!!!! Yeah lewinsky
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Stocky - YES! The mathmatician was too much! His poor family! He was constantly working out and working on the formulas of his work outs etc.
I didn't finish the show. Did they get help?
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Stoney...
Sorry, I was trying to make a joke about Monica Lewinski and failed.
Diamond Dawg ~ compare to the weird OCD stuff on "Obsessed" last night....I think most of us are relatively normal.
I have no clue how the hell their spouses and families put up with it. Especially that lady with the 3 hour showers and fear of taking a shit.
Anybody in the Northeast have severe thunderstorms this morning? It looks like we're getting more (atleast where I live) its dark as hell out.
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No desert story yet.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:16pm.
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wow and sht that i missed that show! i've been waiting for it! I've been wanting to see how bad my ocd-ness matches up to the peeps on t.v. So far, from what you posted I think I need the scratch off ocd from the list of things that are wrong with me.
No desert story yet?
M.E. ~ I watched "Obsessed" last night.
That was some weird shit.
That foolio with the constant exercising, 40 vitamins a day and weird habit of turing clockwise was enough to make be appreciate that I'm normal.
That lady with the hand washing and fear of taking a dump.....WEIRD.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:29pm.
I can't blame them. I have gotten people arrested for this kind of shit.
When I was 7 I got a neighbour fined for cutting a beautiful tree that didn't even belong to him. He was warned and forced to plant the same tree and clean up the mess.
Yeah I'm a loon tree hugger animal lover SUE ME. Yet I am not a vegetarian yet. o.O
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Did I miss the desert story?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:19pm.
SHE STUCK THE TOOTHBRUSH UP THERE AND SCRUBBED!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
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LMAO
Submitted by HereForTheRide on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:29pm.
Huh?
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:22pm.
My parents would probably go all the way up to Canada to get that doggie. They love doxies.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:25pm.
Boob3rries OMG climb over the balcony and save him!!!!!!!!
(don't really)
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Well..I can't say it didn't cross our minds. The balconies are sturdy pieces of shit..I mean WOOD and they'd support Jamie's weight (not mine though). We talked about the possibility..we also talked about trespassing charges. And deportation for me. LOL
I cringe every time that dog starts crying. At first it was annoying, then we saw it was a constant. Then we heard the abuse. I am absolutely boiling here waiting for Jamie to come home and see what we can actively do.
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lol seriously.
I know, cara. It's like they got themselves confused with oompa loompas.
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Why are the men all wearing overalls? Smurfs were topless. Costume fail.
EEG- You crusty slut. I love it!
chowgirl - LOL. JINX!
I will have to agree that the blooping and poo talk gets old. But same can be said for baby talk times.
It's all relative. If you don't like a convo that is currently going on, start a new one and skip over the ones you don't want to read.
It's simple really.
i guess i didn't miss anything. EH is such a tease.
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Boob3rries OMG climb over the balcony and save him!!!!!!!!
(don't really)
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Good for you, boob!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:16pm
Oh shit sorry M.E. We must have posted at the same time, lol. Disturbing show huh?
LOL at EEG.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:15pm.
heehee....
i have had similar occurrences :)
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:18pm.
boob, do you have to have evidence? Can you record their fights and the dog cries or something? =(
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I don't know if they will ask us for evidence when they phone us, usually when you make an accusation of the sort, the SPCA comes and checks on the goggie, they do a full inspection for injuries and bruises. even the slightest thing and they will take the pooch away. However I have tons of pictures of the pooch on the balcony with the window closed behind him (my balcony is stuck to his) and tomorrow (we heard him talking about leaving the house all day tomorrow, he is that loud) I will record the doggie on the balcony so I can get the cries too.
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:19pm.
SHE STUCK THE TOOTHBRUSH UP THERE AND SCRUBBED!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
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Yeah, M.E. - I thought I was going off a little with the hand washing stuff, but I do like to wash my paws before I eat ... Prbly the only reason I think that's different is that my family isn't the same. They just go ahead & start stuffing their faces - and they never get sick! Not even a damned head cold. But my little compulsive stuff is cotton fluff compared to the full-blowns on Obsessed.
ewww ME, sick times.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:13pm.
I'm not sure what she really meant by that. Did TITS mean she was "embarrassed for them" because she assumed they (DG & LCT) were the alts or because they were accused of being the alts? See, it is kind of hard to know for sure. The latter isn't so bad.
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What I got was that she was embarrassed for what the trolls were posting, because, honestly, posting "Pooooooooooooo!!Its the other white meat." isn't exactly the height of comedic brilliance. That was her one and only post. DG and LCT weren't even mentioned until a while after she had stopped posting, by someone else.
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is going to the State Line like calling the county?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Oh sorry to jump in here, but are we talking poo? Speaking of poo...did anyone catch that show last night "Obsessed"? It's on A&E and comes on after Intervention. Anywhoo, there was a chick on there last night who was OCD about keeping clean. She'd wash her hands 100 times a day and would never eat any fruit or veggies or fibre of any kind cuz she was terrified of taking a poo. When she does have poo-times, she immediately showers afterward and will give herself an enema in the shower and then take a toothbrush and actually stick it up "in there" and scrub, sometimes until she bleeds. She would be in the shower for up to 3 hours at times. It was SOOOO disturbing and yet so fascinating at the same time.
Sorry if I grossed anyone out, just thought I'd share. It's a good show though, there was also a guy on it last night who would work out 8 or 9 times A DAY!!
EEG- took me a minute to figure out what you were saying!
boob, do you have to have evidence? Can you record their fights and the dog cries or something? =(
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Warned you!